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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · Dec 12

Band names.
Do not steal my band names. I'm on drums, if you can shut up I'll let you play bass.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 5m

Okay, okay, but how good a name for a bar is The Deep End?

PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 7m

I would also not say "No" to a swim up bar! I cannot swim, but if I almost drown getting there I would surely be MORE deserving of a drink!

(obviously only applies to The Deep End)

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 15h

well versed in eating nachos

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bloody bacon popsicle ✋ @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d

Someone at the supermarket asked if I knew where the cheese aisle was and it was just pure instinct to give them wrong directions so there was more cheese left for me.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 15h

Going to the protests as a "tadpole"

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 10m

a seal standing on a wooden ledge looking out a door

Alt: a seal standing upright and clapping for crab rangoons

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 10m

(yes, it would be a lot like being an animal performer at sea world, but rangoons)

PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 11m

(thinking about how much more better aqua groove aerobics would be if I got one crab rangoon for completing each set and I leave twice a week all drippy, but with a small bucket of rangoons)

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 3d

I'll bet some of you aren't as stupid as you sound

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 25m

To administer $80 worth of drugs I did not want.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 26m

Remember my five hour field trip to the emergency room? PEPPERIDGE FARMS REMEMBERS TO THE TUNE OF $3,000.

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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 14h

On what part of an ant is the ifa?

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 14h

You’re like if a cold stethoscope was a personality.

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Sunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 15h

me, at the moose lodge, talking about my model train set at home: they’re not real trains. they’re model trains. they’re small.
an old timey guy: can we ride ‘em?
me: no, they’re too small. they’re just replicas. okay, i don’t even know why i brought this up.

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 15h

Feels like novelty socks weather out there.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22h

normally i’m not one to focus on regrets but (voice catches in throat a little bit) i didn’t do a single cannonball into a pool this summer

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 21h

anyone wanna

A horoscope for D that says “oil your friendships”

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Astr0z0mbreez @astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social · 22h

*Twinkling sad music plays in the background of my confessional interview as I express how I wish I could pull off bangs like Stevie Nicks*

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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 22h

Refolding a towel I’ll probably use later so the tag doesn’t show just like in the lost Eleanor rigby verse

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

dog just filed a restraining order between the towel we keep by the back door and all four of his paws

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 30m

Yeah. Yeah. After thanksgiving dinner I'm clearing the centerpiece and everything off the table. We put up the tree then see who can make a jump INTO THE TREE.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 40m

I was AT one like that almost 30 years ago. The blanket I brought to sit on had holes burnt all over it and I was sitting WAAAAYYY farther away than most people.

PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 42m

Ewwww.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 45m

Do you love me, now that I can dance? I've been going back and asking this of all my big unrequited situations and the overwhelming response was [free jazz]

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · Nov 14

"Cookie" is the name of the scientist who created him. It's Cookie's Monster, not "Cookie Monster". Read a book sometime.

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