Catí
@holacati.bsky.social
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28, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop! Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast! Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond! Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
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"Want to see Marilyn Monroe in Game of Thrones?" I can think of very few things I want less
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it costs $0 to be kind, to compliment someone, to help someone. if you can do something nice for someone you can just go ahead and do it. you’ll both be better for it.
I love this ❤️
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reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it
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accidentally fell into a vat of hot oil… i’m cooked
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I love hanging out at the Möbius strip club because the same dollar just keeps going around.
As if I needed more of a reason not to shop here
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Hey I just won the Nega Millions jackpot, I have $-300,000,000
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“baby, it’s cold outside” - me, explaining society to a baby
What kaomoji is this?
Missed call notifications on my phone, kind of looks like Japanese kaomoji
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when you have to go back to work, but you’re still a fuckin’ cat:
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Smurfs real. I can’t talk more right now but smurfs are real
Both types of Gary Cooper: cunty & western
One of my favorites of all time 🤘🏾
Good recommendation!
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Me: Is there something I could do differently to improve my sleep?

Doctor: I recommend not looking at your phone for at least an hour before bed.

Me: So nothing then.
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According to Prince, when it was warm she wouldn’t wear much more than a Raspberry beret. Perhaps someone should have explained that since you lose about 10% of your body heat through your head there may be more effective methods to stay cool.
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starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it
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My cat got into the booth with me while I was testing my teleportation device and now there’s cat hair all over my genes.