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@holacati.bsky.social

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28, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop! Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast! Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond! Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3d

reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 10h

accidentally fell into a vat of hot oil… i’m cooked

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 19h

I love hanging out at the Möbius strip club because the same dollar just keeps going around.

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 12h

As if I needed more of a reason not to shop here

NBC News @nbcnews.com · 13h

The nation’s largest retailer announces a new partnership with OpenAI, aimed at helping shoppers make purchases using the tech startup's chatbot app.

Walmart says customers will soon be able to use ChatGPT to shop

The nation's largest retailer announced a partnership with OpenAI that they say will create more personalized shopping experiences.

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 13h

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 13h

Please let me know your opinion immediately after

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 14h

Get to know me! 😊

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- pepper jack cheese on a single big patty with ketchup, mustard, lettuce, tomato, pickle
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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 15h

GET TO KNOW ME!

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 16h

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 1d

Hey I just won the Nega Millions jackpot, I have $-300,000,000

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Felonious Monk 📚 @thefeloniousmonk.com · 1d

It's a good day for titties.

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Dec 22

“baby, it’s cold outside” - me, explaining society to a baby

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 1d

What kaomoji is this?

Missed call notifications on my phone, kind of looks like Japanese kaomoji

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 2d

when you have to go back to work, but you’re still a fuckin’ cat:

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Nurbsy @nurbsy.bsky.social · 3d

Smurfs real. I can’t talk more right now but smurfs are real

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 4d

Both types of Gary Cooper: cunty & western

Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 6d

Oh hell yeah

Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 6d

One of my favorites of all time 🤘🏾

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Catí @holacati.bsky.social · 6d

Good recommendation!

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 6d

Me: Is there something I could do differently to improve my sleep?

Doctor: I recommend not looking at your phone for at least an hour before bed.

Me: So nothing then.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 14d

According to Prince, when it was warm she wouldn’t wear much more than a Raspberry beret. Perhaps someone should have explained that since you lose about 10% of your body heat through your head there may be more effective methods to stay cool.