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Catí
@holacati.bsky.social
29, dancer, part time model. 😊 No AI slop!
Secretly a huge nerd. 🤓 www.wheresgeorge.com enthusiast!
Living in Colorado, traveling to Phoenix, Las Vegas, Cheyenne, Salt Lake City, and beyond!
Profile pic by @cratemade.bsky.social
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Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
We ignored the first four mambos at our own risk, and now look at us
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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🩵I always think art is such a powerful outlet. Rather its photography, sketching, painting, writing-ect. What matters is you are creating or capturing something only you can. It doesn’t matter if its good or bad. Just as long as you enjoy it🩵

#Macro #naturephotography #photography
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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The earth without art is just "eh"
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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In Hawaii you’re not allowed to LOL

You have to keep it to a low ha
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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🩷 let's make some magic 🩷

last year, this community turned the most consumerist day of the year into a day defined strangers saying "I got you" to people that really need a bright spot in their life.

it's time to run it back.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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" I vant you to buy a flat screen TV"
Bela Lugosi and Anne Nagel in a publicity still for BLACK FRIDAY (1940)
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I am a dev and I dislike AI because

•it cannot operate without stolen data
•it does not work reliably
•it lies all the time
•it is terribly inefficient
•it pollutes
•it is/was oversold
•the biggest frauds champion it
•the people behind it are psychos

none of these are unreasonable complaints
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Me: so do you come to this Tastee Freez often?
Chili dog:
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
My favorite AC/DC line is "Went through to Texas, yeah, Texas" because we needed to be reassured about going to Texas
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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with alt text
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
"The inexplicable sex appeal of a bag of the world's most rotten fruit" article must be coming soon
"The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr." I think... I think I am out of touch with the general population. This can't be a real thing that people think. The inexplicable.. what.. I can feel my brain buffering.
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.

But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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ME: do you like dick tracy

HER: yes but it’s sharon
December 26, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Joke's on you, no one wears pants in the relationship
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This is a great question, because a job interview is also an chance for the potential employee to screen out companies that are not worth working for
Interviews now ask

"now why should I hire you over using, let's say, ChatGPT 🤔" pretty much
November 19, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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googling "caught in time loop" and the links are all purple
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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When's when people don't interrupt you when you speak day?
November 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Thick Thighs Save Lives (after taking a 4 hour CPR certification class at the Y)
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Why imagine dragons when you can imagine beautiful women
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
TSA agent going through my bags: Wow that's a lot of condoms, you must be popular
Me: (thinking about all the balloon animal bottlenose dolphins I'm going to make in Minneapolis) haha yeah
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM