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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 8d

When you wonder why you can’t have nice things, know it’s because you forgot how to be one.

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 9h

If you think about it, it's pretty weird that sometimes it's dark and sometimes it's light

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Veruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 10h

I wore my panties on backwards all day, in case you were wondering if I have a front-butt.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 16h

If I wasn’t meant to store stuff in my cleavage, it wouldn’t be called a rack

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 13h

if you would, just put me back where you found me when you’re done, thanks

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 13h

That would be so fun! Lol

Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 14h

Always! 🥵

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · Jul 9

Know that if you’re feeling like hot garbage, I’m looking to bag me up some.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · Mar 6

“That’s hot.”

-me, rubbing up against your incandescent rage

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · Feb 5

Hot, in a dystopian way.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · Nov 22

Scream about your greying roots. Put hot dogs in your alfredo. Yell at someone in a pharmacy because they don’t have any propane. Now is not the time to be well adjusted.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · Nov 5

Sorry I said something stupid and blamed it on an old Hot Pocket injury.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · Oct 14

I wear my sexual desperation quietly and discretely, like a fine wristwatch. You wear yours like a hot dog costume with neon mustard.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 1d

Not to brag but people who don’t follow me are perfectly content with their lives

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 17h

how dare you accuse me of making sense

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Of Damage and Devotion @broonsy.bsky.social · 16h

I breathe you in and for a little while the world stops.

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 2d

Today was feeling a little better, but then my cat took a big shit in the middle of the laundry room. The balance has been maintained

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Columbia 12 CDs for a Penny Day!

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Brie The Monster Gash🎃 @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 14h

Them: You need to identify your triggers in order to stop drinking
Me: I’m old AF , everything is a trigger

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 22h

Being shunned would fix me

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 23h

If you're finished with that personality, can I try it out for a while?

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 17h

I do have a bathroom but you can use this old rusty Maxwell House can. You’re welcome.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 2d

Poundtown called, they want their cake back

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

finally done with my shift manning phones for the antifa pledge drive

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Shaybo @kcshaybo.bsky.social · 18h

Dang it.
My Snark has run out of juice.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 18h

Always the shitposter, never the raconteur.

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