Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Gotta be honest, living through the events of a Star Wars opening crawl sucks

labubu? aren't those just injuries in france?

Wait, as in “where’s my”?

Brody King is selling "Abolish ICE" shirts. All proceeds will go to the families that have been impacted.

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

Alexander Washingbeard

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

Favorite regionally tested but eventually discontinued fast food product?

And they say Bluesky is dying.

This is—it bears repeating—ethnic cleansing and a war crime. It feels utterly pointless to say, and roughly equivalent to screaming into the void, but the United States should not be supporting or providing any aid to a state that has ethnic cleansing as a policy position.

Fair, he is a squirrely dark horse.

Charles Entertainment Cheese, Kool-Aid Man, Big Boy, the Noid. Easy call.

While details are still sparse, I was able to compile everything we know so far about the new pope:

Crazy Harry, you know dude will get shit moving.

How much of the $5000 baby bonus are you allowed to spend on dolls?

Yo, America and world, I apologize for voting for @slotkin.senate.gov It seemed like the thing to do at the time but it is becoming apparent it was a huge mistake. I am sorry.

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I feel like one unspoken problem with AI is that it’s far more interesting when it sucks and fucks up than it is the 5% of the time it works as a slow, lake-evaporating search engine

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

I'm just a poor country political historian and not some big city media fella, but it *does* seem like a slightly big deal that the leader of the United States presented comically faked "evidence" in the Oval Office to justify his power to disappear ordinary people into a Central American prison?

Yo, grief is fucked man. I forgot how weird and numb you get going through this process.