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Pasta Fazool

@christopherdowning.bsky.social

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · Mar 1

Chairs are pretty great.

You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 1d

The worst part about being a vampire would be not being able to eat garlic, and the hairline.

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 1d

If Johnny Cash can’t outsmart Columbo, neither can you.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d

i love how when i grab my purse it rattles like a threatened snake bc of the giant bottle of advil i carry around with me everywhere

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

They only have four strings so they should be called ‘ivolins’.

Thanks for reading.

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 10d

This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 2d

I'm going to buy a dog and tell it all of my problems

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes when I’m lonely, I still ask jeeves.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 3d

That moment I temporarily stop inhabiting my body so that I can pronounce the word corroboration.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 3d

People don't really like it when I'm gerrymandering the pizza to get the most toppings

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💚Heather💚 @msanxiety.bsky.social · Nov 13

You may only raise your voice at me if you've seen my butthole.

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Little Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 3d

I prefer organic butlers, not man maid.

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 16d

I asked the cashier working at KFC what the 11 secret herbs and spices are, and he just told me.

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 16d

In the 2000s Jack Johnson released the same song 7 times and we all let it happen

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 16d

I’m like if a pop-up ad was a person

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 16d

Reached the age where I begin to realize that I’ll never find a bottle with a smoking hot genie in it

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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 16d

What if our hands touched in the shredded cheese bag

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 16d

Imagine being alive for 500 years as a tree only to be cut down so 1000 hairless apes can wipe their ass with you.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 16d

A joke I like to make, and that everyone universally enjoys, when we're taxiing for a long time before takeoff is that we're driving to our destination.

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 21d

The only reason Gene Kelly was dancing in the rain is because he didn't have to go to work with wet socks afterward.

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · 21d

WHY DOES THE SWEDISH CHEF HAVE HUMAN HANDS?

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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 22d

rapture happened if you can read this you are gay

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21d

When a doctor would ask if you drank or smoked and you replied yes, the whole air in the room changed

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Brian Guest @brguest20.bsky.social · 21d

Tylenol causes elevator stops.

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 21d

my 8 yr old has been an emotional tsunami and I'm a confused boat captain on this deranged ship lately

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 21d

I'm not a proctologist, but I know how to be a pain in the ass.

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