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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ
@ayankdownunder.bsky.social
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NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Trail of braincrumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Apr 5
I'm eating all the cheese.

Soon, there will be no more cheese.

If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.

-current world philosophy
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2h
You two are making me cream in my pajamas.
Just as the flyer advertised.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2h
❤️❤️❤️❤️🫂❤️❤️❤️❤️
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2h
Yes, especially my eight fingers.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2h
You can actually see her teeth marks on her own arm from trying to gnaw it off…
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2h
😁😍❤️
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Craig Hunter @craghanta.bsky.social · 3h
72 hour protection for deodorant seems unnecessary outside of trench warfare.
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kshap @kshap.bsky.social · 4h
This ⬇️ is the same deal Pres. Biden struck that Trump+Netanyahu sabotaged. Now they are taking credit & hopefully fully implementing. How many Palestinians died in the interim? How extra days were Israelis held hostage? Will @nytimes.com report this part of the story or as usual, only the MAGA angle
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3h
See what happens when you take a chance on me?😁😘
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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 3d
Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3h
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 8h
Are you going to keep doing that?
*points at your face*
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 11h
Strunk and White's

"Elements of Shitposting (unabridged)"
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d
Lowered expectations is the hot new trend.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 8h
Give a little, get a little.
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 8h
I really wanted to like your reply skeet and your quote skeet, but I didn't get my dopamine hit first.
a cartoon lion says " you don t like it "
Alt: A cartoon lion says "You don t like it?"
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Apr 5
I'm eating all the cheese.

Soon, there will be no more cheese.

If you wanted some, you should have eaten it before I ate all of it.

-current world philosophy
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 5h
Short women lose their temper more quickly because the point they can "have it up to here" is so much lower.
And, because men.
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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 5h
🎵 Like a yuletide cowboy 🎵
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 17h
Ah yes, the traditional Christmas cowboy hat.
Cowboy hat, red with santa buckle.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 5h
You can’t get my age assurance I’m still not sure I believe it myself.
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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 5h
(Duck church)

Duck preacher: give us this day our daily bread

*duck parishioners start going wild and quacking HALLELUJAH*
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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 5h
"Sure, bread is great. But have you considered burning it?" ~James Toast, 4069 BCE
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Barba Papa 🏳️‍🌈The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 5h
"No, you can't have a guardian angel. You read the Telegraph. You'll have to make do with a telegraph angel."
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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 3h
When a problem comes along, you must whip it 🎶
Therapist: Well, yeah ok but.. CRACK THAT WHIP 🎶🥳
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3h
Okay, half seriously.
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3h
Looking good!
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑInflatableWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3h
That, too.