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The newspaper that mainstreamed Chris Rufo, Ben Shapiro, Bari Weiss, and Charlie Kirk renews its calls to meet fascists halfway:
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Thank goodness his mom is cool or we might have a reboot of Crossing Jordan or some shit
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after I picked up my kid from school today I got a message from the school saying they couldn't do much work since Amazon was down and also they couldn't tell us that they couldn't do much work since Amazon was down, since Amazon was down
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the jon hamm one is especially grating because it imagines a world where people at a bar give a shit about some random asshole's bet
Jon Hamm doing ads for sports gambling apps, Idris Elba shilling AI nonsense — all my beautiful idols are dead and my enemies are in power
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?

me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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Speedrunning the end game of critical legal theory by just straight up acknowledging that the government lies even during more normal times
Divided Ninth Circuit panel stays injunction against President Trump’s federalization of National Guard troops in Portland:

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Judge Graber, who is no firebrand, wrote quite a dissent—encouraging en banc review and some patience on the part of the public:
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signal is the birth control pill of phone encryption, it’s 99.99% effective when used correctly. the only way to be 100% assured of fail-proof safety is to never use Phone, but abstinence-only education doesn’t work, so
i feel like every time i see someone calling signal insecure it only takes a few questions for them to eventually arrive at one of two conclusuons:
- encryption isn't real you idiot
- signal is insecure because someone can drug you and beat you with a $5 wrench until you unlock your phone
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BREAKING: Ninth Circuit panel, on a 2-1 vote, allows Trump to deploy National Guard troops in Portland during litigation. Both judges siding with Trump were appointed by Trump in his first term.

Background at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com/p/the-trials...
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i still think the defining moment of the obama administration, for me, is when an abolitionist asked about trans women in women's prisons during a presser. the rest of the press pool booed her and she was removed. after, obama said "not in my house" and everyone cheered.
Trump's like the most American president there ever has been. Like Obama is who we want to pretend to be and notice he was charming and competent and also murderous and somewhat craven. But Trump is like the Mr Hyde of America. He's what the world correctly sees us as. Gaudy, stupid, belligerent.
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The entire "free speech on campus" moral panic was manufactured to blackmail us into making space in intellectual life for bigots and charlatans who couldn't get there on their own merits. Its a DEI scheme for fascism. Congratulations to everyone who took it at face value.
“Following his lecture, Yarvin will debate the legendary British historian David Starkey on history and the future of conservatism.” Everything about this is so cursed. Masks off at the University of Oxford.
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it is very annoying to have people keep going “no purity tests, we need a big tent” when it is very clear that they mean to exclude you as a trans person from the big tent. big tent for me and my more conservative friends and not for thee
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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"But when the team looked at the employees’ actual work output, they found that the developers had completed tasks 20% slower when using AI than when working without it. Researchers were stunned. “No one expected that outcome. We didn’t even really consider a slowdown as a possibility.”

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somehow losing money selling wallet inspection subscriptions
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the mechanism of action of ketamine therapy is actually that it tranquilizes your inner horse
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I always wondered why France had so many heists but if you can still just put a ladder up to a window on the Louvre in the year 2025 and get away with a big bag full of priceless jewels I guess that solves the mystery
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The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes
“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”
Garbage’s Shirley Manson Speaks Out Against Music Industry Economics: “This Is An Alarm Call”
Just before they kicked off their current run of dates, the ’90s alt-rock greats Garbage announced that it would be their final North American headline tour. When the band played at Denver’s Mission B...
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