Epstein is like the evil Forrest Gump, somehow present and responsible for every terrible thing of the last twenty years.
February 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Epstein is like the evil Forrest Gump, somehow present and responsible for every terrible thing of the last twenty years.
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The Forrest Gump of Shittiness
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
The Forrest Gump of Shittiness
This guy being Evil Forrest Gump is tiring, man
February 6, 2026 at 1:57 AM
This guy being Evil Forrest Gump is tiring, man
Like an evil pedophile Forrest Gump. Jfc
February 6, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Like an evil pedophile Forrest Gump. Jfc
Not beating the pervert Forrest Gump allegations
February 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Not beating the pervert Forrest Gump allegations
Epstein is like the Forrest Gump of the elites istg everything always ties back to him
February 4, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Epstein is like the Forrest Gump of the elites istg everything always ties back to him
the Forrest Gump of American decline, everyone's saying it
February 6, 2026 at 1:50 AM
the Forrest Gump of American decline, everyone's saying it
Jeffrey Epstein isn’t like an “evil Forrest Gump” as Forrest Gump is already an intensely wicked man. He’s just regular old Forrest Gump
February 6, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Jeffrey Epstein isn’t like an “evil Forrest Gump” as Forrest Gump is already an intensely wicked man. He’s just regular old Forrest Gump
YO WUT YO WUT HOLY. Epstein was an early CDO guy of COURSE HE WAS this guy is the Forrest Gump of destroying America
February 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
YO WUT YO WUT HOLY. Epstein was an early CDO guy of COURSE HE WAS this guy is the Forrest Gump of destroying America
I hate this but Jeffrey Epstein is evil Forrest Gump
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I hate this but Jeffrey Epstein is evil Forrest Gump
Evil Forrest Gump be like
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Evil Forrest Gump be like
This is like the reverse Forrest Gump; Epstein was present at and interacted with every terrible thing that happened in his lifetime.
February 6, 2026 at 2:15 AM
This is like the reverse Forrest Gump; Epstein was present at and interacted with every terrible thing that happened in his lifetime.
I saw @coachfinstock.bsky.social refer to him as “the Forrest Gump of destroying America” which is just perfect
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I saw @coachfinstock.bsky.social refer to him as “the Forrest Gump of destroying America” which is just perfect
jeffrey epstein is the forrest gump of child molesters
February 3, 2026 at 12:59 PM
jeffrey epstein is the forrest gump of child molesters
Game: Forrest Gump the Game
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: gamecrazyidiot
Uploaded on: April 7th, 2008
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: gamecrazyidiot
Uploaded on: April 7th, 2008
February 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Game: Forrest Gump the Game
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: gamecrazyidiot
Uploaded on: April 7th, 2008
Console: Nintendo Wii
Created by: gamecrazyidiot
Uploaded on: April 7th, 2008
@normcharlatan.bsky.social didn't know Forrest McNeil works for The Guardian now!
Amazing coda here.
February 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
@normcharlatan.bsky.social didn't know Forrest McNeil works for The Guardian now!
I can recommend a sculptor:
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I can recommend a sculptor:
“The Forrest Gump of destroying America” is perfect and gets my seal of approval. which is really important as I am the only Forrest on this website who matters.
YO WUT YO WUT HOLY. Epstein was an early CDO guy of COURSE HE WAS this guy is the Forrest Gump of destroying America
what the fuck man
February 6, 2026 at 4:07 AM
“The Forrest Gump of destroying America” is perfect and gets my seal of approval. which is really important as I am the only Forrest on this website who matters.
[P] “He’d shit our pants if he got the chance.”
February 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
[P] “He’d shit our pants if he got the chance.”
He's like fucking Forrest Gump, but for sex crimes
Bari Weiss's wife was having friendly emails with Jeffrey Epstein about introducing Weiss to her parents in 2018 lol lmao
January 31, 2026 at 4:04 PM
He's like fucking Forrest Gump, but for sex crimes
Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t named after the founding member of the Ku klux klan. I’m glad your momma died, Forrest!
Jeffrey Epstein isn’t like an “evil Forrest Gump” as Forrest Gump is already an intensely wicked man. He’s just regular old Forrest Gump
February 6, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Jeffrey Epstein wasn’t named after the founding member of the Ku klux klan. I’m glad your momma died, Forrest!
The ending to Forrest Gump makes me cry everytime 😭😭 though might be a hot take Jenny didn’t deserve Forrest
February 5, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The ending to Forrest Gump makes me cry everytime 😭😭 though might be a hot take Jenny didn’t deserve Forrest
Balcony growth 🌱
February 4, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Balcony growth 🌱
This man was like Forrest Gump for all the worst things that have ever happened to
February 6, 2026 at 4:09 AM
This man was like Forrest Gump for all the worst things that have ever happened to