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Spooky Sapperstein
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PLEASE!!! I'M A STAAAAAAR!!!!
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big news for all the cowards out there
v1.116 is rolling out now!

For all the overthinkers and perfectionists out there, we're launching Drafts.
February 9, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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That's so true. Your mom IS helping them gangstalk you. But when she needs some help around the house herself, that's where Blue Apron comes in.
OPENAI: STARTING TEST ROLLOUT OF ADS IN CHATGPT TODAY FOR A SUBSET OF FREE AND GO USERS IN THE U.S.
February 9, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
January 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Last October.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
May 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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i need to make this clear... i will never age out... it will only get worse... I've done all the "maturing" I desire to do

I aim to be deeply unserious and profoundly in love
I'm talking answering the walkie talkies
using the sword i got you
wearing our matching shoes
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Zoe Lund - 1962
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
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I will go to my GRAVE cackling over this Marlon Brando anecdote

Please engrave it on my tombstone
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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the absolute state of things, in one image
February 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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Working on a really fun picture.
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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An opinion I pretty firmly hold is that everyone should make a song, paint a painting, act in something, and write a book even if all of those things end up being objectively terrible
February 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
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👀
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 AM
A ★★★★ diary entry for 28 Years Later (2025)
boxd.it
February 8, 2026 at 8:30 AM
A ★★★★ diary entry for 28 Years Later (2025)
boxd.it
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 AM
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too soon
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Wait, THIS is young Anton Chekhov? This? Good lord. Let that gun go off, daddy
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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I wouldn’t last long in these movie criminal undergrounds. The big boss gives a half nod instead of answering an open-ended question and everyone jumps into action. Okay?? How did everyone know? Is there a handbook? Does the handbook have an appendix for the nods?
February 7, 2026 at 11:01 PM
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Hiring the guy who torched Tumblr as the Washington Post CEO is one of the more blatant examples of how failure is a feature of the role. Not only can C suite people fuck up on a massive scale with no consequences, there is strategic value in dropping a fuckup into a role like that
February 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Werewolf by Bernie Wrightson
February 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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Doing art badly is good and sacred
February 6, 2026 at 6:26 PM
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i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 7:46 PM