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Absolute Fareed
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Person of disinterest,
Färeed the Böthersöme,
Miles More-Illest,
Twitter-Won Savage
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"LAWYYYYYYYYYYYYYERS!!!!"

-Drake
Getting mad at immigrants who need a little to survive and admiring billionaires who take in more than they could ever use & refuse to give away what they'd never miss will never not be crazy.
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I went out. Outside. Into the cold.
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The desire to stay warm versus the need to go outside for fast food:
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I haven't seen a single clip from those two guys that let that white comedian talk about Black women since GNX dropped. That's what happens when you break the law.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"I already did it."

-Kendrick Lamar
That’s a new dinner party conversation: Who is someone that you hate so much that, if given the time, energy, and crew, you’d produce a 4-part documentary on them?
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
They count of everyone else having more civility than them so they can do whatever they want without due consequence. Eventually that kind of thinking comes back to bite though.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
He threw an admiral under the bus this week to protect himself and he didn't hesitate at all to do it. But he gets on stage where it's safe and tries to sound like a warrior.
Tomlinson: An IG report cleared you with Signal. If you had to do it again, would you have used it before combat operations?

Hegseth: I don’t live with any regrets.
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Majorie Taylor Greene's and Laura Loomer's faces both already look like they just got into a fist fight, so it would be interesting to see what would happen to their pug faces if they actually brawled each other.
I'm not quite sure where to start
December 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
They praise that orange goon like he's manly, meanwhile he's a 79 yr old elderly person with no upper body strength, just lower belly girth, and he'd probably die of shock if anyone started to throw a punch at him. Fist wouldn't even need to connect to his weak ass chin.
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The behavior of an abusive man who knows he can't fight. Even at his most cognitively impaired he knows any man could drop his sloppy ass.
Trump insults another female reporter, calling CNN's Kaitlan Collins "stupid and nasty" for asking a question, and spells her name wrong.

He's recently insulted Bloomberg's Catherine Lucey, CBS's Nancy Cordes, ABC's Mary Bruce, and NYT's Katie Rogers.
December 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Not my most listened to song this year but no other song hits me in the chest the way this one still does.
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Don't have to consult lawyers unless you seriously suspect you're about to do something that could be illegal.

And they're trying to make the people they killed seem like they had superpowers to shake off missile strikes and keep going to justify their murder.
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
He literally said he wanted an "agent of chaos" and he got what he wanted. Why is he complaining that his life is chaotic now? Even she looked confused.
December 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
He should've lead an insurrection on the capital. He could've been a big head president doing even more bribery.
Attorney General Matt Platkin announced that Sen. Bob Menendez is barred from serving public office in New Jersey for the rest of his life following his bribery conviction.
Former Sen. Bob Menendez is ‘forever disqualified’ from ever holding public office again in N.J.
www.inquirer.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Wish he'd been a liver doctor when he voted to confirm RFK Jr to the position to cause this.
“What have I done!” 🤡
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
She'll be famous on the internet for the right reasons and the glasses dork won't ever be like he wanted.
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
This sketch artist really captured his goofiness perfectly.
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Listening to her cold read makes whatever this book is feel as long as James Joyce's Ulysses. I'd leave.
Watch the little girl’s reactions
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
How he's not attached to someone's torso anymore I don't know.
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When he hears the necoochie jokes starting up again:
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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My birthday is TOMORROW!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Good morning, y'all! My birthday week is treating me well, thank God and knock on wood! Thank y'all so very much, you've no idea.

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December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
He got his neck in the missionary position.
This angle on the other hand...
December 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"Nuzzi see me, Nuzzi don't"
December 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
December 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM