Floating Black Slab Emitting a Low Hum
@z0mbee.bsky.social
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@Wangleberry
) | he/him | ADHD Illuminati
@Wangleberry
) | he/him | ADHD Illuminati
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Me watching Titanic in 1997
I think, based on literally nothing but the editing here, that Jack has had it.
January 21, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Me watching Titanic in 1997
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I hear CompuServe may also be having some issues. Wanadoo have been contacted for comment.
Yahoo and AOL are down
Yahoo and AOL are down
www.independent.co.uk
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I hear CompuServe may also be having some issues. Wanadoo have been contacted for comment.
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some bits of wisdom from tunglr
January 21, 2026 at 10:29 AM
some bits of wisdom from tunglr
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One more for the road. I could stay up all night for this but I’m tired and ill.
January 19, 2026 at 10:31 PM
One more for the road. I could stay up all night for this but I’m tired and ill.
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Someone in the chain of approving this absolutely knew what they were doing
Fairly sure it’s unintentional, but the end date on this mug being sold by the Smithsonian does make it sound a little like they’re saying America dies in 2026…
January 19, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Someone in the chain of approving this absolutely knew what they were doing
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This Europa League match on Thursday sounds like it’s going to be the friendliest in history.
January 19, 2026 at 8:55 PM
This Europa League match on Thursday sounds like it’s going to be the friendliest in history.
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For a hundred centuries the Emperor Jimmy Buffett has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Tampa. He is master of Long Florida by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Margaritaville.
I had to see this abomination so I'm sharing it with Bluesky. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only Long Florida. Praise be to the undying Jimmy Buffet, eternal may he reign.
January 19, 2026 at 8:19 PM
For a hundred centuries the Emperor Jimmy Buffett has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Tampa. He is master of Long Florida by the might of his inexhaustible armies. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Dark Age of Margaritaville.
Guys guys the sky is on fire and it’s beautiful.
January 19, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Guys guys the sky is on fire and it’s beautiful.
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Got meself a wee project which took up my whole evening, I think people call this kind of thing a "timeline cleanse"?
January 14, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Got meself a wee project which took up my whole evening, I think people call this kind of thing a "timeline cleanse"?
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Today was my 500th rodeo. I hurt myself terribly. It's dangerous at every experience level.
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Today was my 500th rodeo. I hurt myself terribly. It's dangerous at every experience level.
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Admonishing my cat:
Step 1: hey
Step 2: HEY
Step 3: sir
Step 4: SIR
Step 1: hey
Step 2: HEY
Step 3: sir
Step 4: SIR
January 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Admonishing my cat:
Step 1: hey
Step 2: HEY
Step 3: sir
Step 4: SIR
Step 1: hey
Step 2: HEY
Step 3: sir
Step 4: SIR
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Alt text for this lethally cute photo.
January 14, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Alt text for this lethally cute photo.
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🎶 "I WANNA BE A PART OF IT, TWO YORKS, TWO YORKS..." 🎶
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
🎶 "I WANNA BE A PART OF IT, TWO YORKS, TWO YORKS..." 🎶
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I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
January 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
I feel obliged to share this masterpiece from my brother:
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Q: will this help?
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
Before publicly celebrating terrible things happening to bad people, maybe don't just ask yourself if such statements are "fair" or if those people "deserve" what's happening to them...
Maybe ask yourself:
"Will this help?" and "Is this healthy?"
And take a moment if the answer to both is "No."
Maybe ask yourself:
"Will this help?" and "Is this healthy?"
And take a moment if the answer to both is "No."
January 14, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Q: will this help?
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
A: yes. celebrating the misfortune of bad people is one of the ways society discourages antisocial behavior
Q: is it healthy?
A: also yes. one needs to pretend that the unaccountable can at least be laid low by chance
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My partner @jasoncapsaicin.bsky.social made a step by step guide on how to break up ice in your neighborhood in Minnesota. Enjoy!
January 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
My partner @jasoncapsaicin.bsky.social made a step by step guide on how to break up ice in your neighborhood in Minnesota. Enjoy!
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I like big butts but I lie constantly. I don't even like big butts
January 14, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I like big butts but I lie constantly. I don't even like big butts
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The presence of Mels B and C always made me wonder what they did to Mel A
If the Spice Girls taught us anything it was that 40% of women are named Mel.
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 AM
The presence of Mels B and C always made me wonder what they did to Mel A
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This is just Galadriel as played by Jennifer Coolidge
Milven enchantress
January 14, 2026 at 8:15 AM
This is just Galadriel as played by Jennifer Coolidge
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The climax of the film features them having to break the undocumented migrant out of ICE detention when he gets grabbed.
the best 2020s espionage black comedy is about the construction crew on the White House ballroom gradually realising that they're *all* spies from different countries, except for one undocumented immigrant who has to teach them how to do things
January 14, 2026 at 4:32 AM
The climax of the film features them having to break the undocumented migrant out of ICE detention when he gets grabbed.
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds