anti-hangover pills have been taken, let's gooooooooo
December 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
anti-hangover pills have been taken, let's gooooooooo
Yesterday, I packed up a little make-up kit for my trip so I could make myself look more human after my 0515 alarm call... did I pack foundation? No! But did I pack my "Star Filter" that I barely use because it makes me look like a disco ball? Oh yes. Yes I did.
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Yesterday, I packed up a little make-up kit for my trip so I could make myself look more human after my 0515 alarm call... did I pack foundation? No! But did I pack my "Star Filter" that I barely use because it makes me look like a disco ball? Oh yes. Yes I did.
OH GOOD, PILOT ANNOUNCED THAT IT'LL BE BUMPY
December 11, 2025 at 9:26 AM
OH GOOD, PILOT ANNOUNCED THAT IT'LL BE BUMPY
Went for a wee before going to the Gate, now obviously need another one as I'm getting on the plane. Luckily, help is at hand.
*ISSPORT
*ISSPORT
December 11, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Went for a wee before going to the Gate, now obviously need another one as I'm getting on the plane. Luckily, help is at hand.
*ISSPORT
*ISSPORT
I hate these little shits
December 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I hate these little shits
What in the ever loving fuck
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December 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
What in the ever loving fuck
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Guess who got on the wrong train this morning and ended up in Nuneaton
December 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Guess who got on the wrong train this morning and ended up in Nuneaton
They put matcha in a stout and now it looks like pond water
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
They put matcha in a stout and now it looks like pond water
Just read someone calling Oracle Red Bull Racing "The local Milton Keynes team" and SUUUUUURRRRRE buddy. Those plucky little upstarts. The local lads.
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Just read someone calling Oracle Red Bull Racing "The local Milton Keynes team" and SUUUUUURRRRRE buddy. Those plucky little upstarts. The local lads.
If you want some vegetarian smoked "salmon" for a festive brunch/side/picky bit, you can't go wrong with Biff's. Just had a Philadelphia + salmon baguette for lunch and it worked there, will also work anywhere where you need the thinly cut slices of smoked salmon
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If you want some vegetarian smoked "salmon" for a festive brunch/side/picky bit, you can't go wrong with Biff's. Just had a Philadelphia + salmon baguette for lunch and it worked there, will also work anywhere where you need the thinly cut slices of smoked salmon
RIGHT, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SMART PLUG
December 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
RIGHT, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SMART PLUG
right where's @brendonconnelly.bsky.social
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
right where's @brendonconnelly.bsky.social
How many stars would this need, exactly
December 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
How many stars would this need, exactly
wes streeting always looks like he's covered in some sort of greasy film, or a thin veil of flob. someone give him a wipe down.
December 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
wes streeting always looks like he's covered in some sort of greasy film, or a thin veil of flob. someone give him a wipe down.
@ewacat.bsky.social have you seen these tees
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
@ewacat.bsky.social have you seen these tees
Sorry to be old, but to me he'll always be this guy
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Sorry to be old, but to me he'll always be this guy
Part of my job is handling people screaming "heeeelllllp meeeee" at me and my team, and when I get messages like "my excel is doing this" my instinct is to type "sucks 2 b u lmao" but I have to remember that I am a professional and I have to be nice. Booooo. Jobs suck.
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Part of my job is handling people screaming "heeeelllllp meeeee" at me and my team, and when I get messages like "my excel is doing this" my instinct is to type "sucks 2 b u lmao" but I have to remember that I am a professional and I have to be nice. Booooo. Jobs suck.
If you're going to reduce your weird, green milkshake to 99p, I'm going to buy it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If you're going to reduce your weird, green milkshake to 99p, I'm going to buy it.
Are my eyes bad or how the FUCK did this get signed off??
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Are my eyes bad or how the FUCK did this get signed off??
Hello bsky! Just to say I listened to Hannah Fry and tried the "ingesting a specific bacteria before drinking to reduce a hangover" tip over the weekend and you know what.... it worked for me! Didn't feel absolutely fucking awful all weekend, which is a first.
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Hello bsky! Just to say I listened to Hannah Fry and tried the "ingesting a specific bacteria before drinking to reduce a hangover" tip over the weekend and you know what.... it worked for me! Didn't feel absolutely fucking awful all weekend, which is a first.
Not the worst, not the best
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Not the worst, not the best
New Sonny Angel just dropped
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
New Sonny Angel just dropped
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