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willow{mute}
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your only burning star
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some people might call me a deadbeat dad, but i like to refer to myself as a freelance father
January 21, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 5:45 AM
the understandable force versus the incomprehensible object
January 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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deathbed conversion to pdf
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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The quilt shop was wild for this
January 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
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confusingly written moon astronaut meme "i need to play hitman again" "always do"
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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(being carried off by a large bird) alright catch you later i guess
January 5, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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January 2, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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had a dream last night about a small, thin, middle-aged man enjoying nye all alone. as he tucked himself into bed just after midnight he thought "i hope this is not the year i get a disease"

i hope so too, little dream man
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 AM
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The mall was closed for good. But it was open...for EVIL!
January 1, 2026 at 7:14 AM
happy new year people in my computer!!
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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it's christmas. let him
December 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Prosecutor: At 11:28am, the defendant googled as follows -- "Bank Hours," "Bank Hours Tuesday," "Does Bank take money every day," "Can you wear a coat in the bank?" "Bank coat rack location," "Best bank Reddit 2025," "Can you wear Hat in the bank?"

Me: i don't usually go to the bank
December 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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happy winter; after 3 years i figure it's time to upload some concepts from pentiment. here are some animals :]
December 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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almost accidentally terrorized the customer support agent
December 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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a planet’s rotation is how long its day be
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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oomf who is a librarian had to take down the David Walliams poster at work today and said it felt like pulling down the big Saddam Hussein statue in Baghdad in 2003
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Winter’s Poem 3
December 7, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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"by rooster's crop and by mooncalf's piss,
hast thou ever seenst a white boy break it down like this"
wip

had this idea for the longest time, a sorceress astounded at her freshly sculpted homunculus. will use this in the omios ures book
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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If you have time to sit on the dock of the bay, you have time to expand your professional network with 3-5 high-value contacts
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Bro I know it's a bummer sometimes but I think it's actually pretty fucking tight that your bonny lies over the ocean
November 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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No email from a library system stirs the imagination like a notice my scan is ready to download through WORLDCAT. The great cat that surrounds the world? That nuzzles the roots of the world-scratching-tree? The great world cat who is and was and shall be? That cat???
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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It's finally coming!!
On December 8th... I'm releasing my next game, Angeline Era!!!
It's a vast, 3D action-adventure where you travel across a country's unmarked overworld, with every level hidden in plain sight.
Please look forward to it!!
store.steampowered.com/app/2393920
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM