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Bill Bristol
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Hey! just here for the smart ideas, good takes, and terrible memes. Not a troll! FLX townie for now 👍
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brandon beane did this, constructed the worst bills team of the decade, then ratfucked the head coach to avoid consequences and got a promotion out of it
i talk about it a lot but if you haven’t seen the full clip of brandon beane’s radio temper tantrum in april you need to. it’s one of the most embarrassing things i’ve ever heard
January 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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typo in the first line really makes this transcendent
January 19, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Any one of these daily atrocities should result in a full congressional investigation and a disbanding of the agency. The fact that it’s all just shrugged off by those with the power to stop it is a national disgrace.
ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.
January 19, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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The question to ask if you want to find common ground with people and find a level of cohesion and tranquillity with those around you is ‘why they are cruel, bigoted and brainwashed?’ not ‘how do we appease them?’
Just because a lot of people are cruel, bigoted, and brainwashed doesn’t mean we have to find a “middle ground” with them or a “compromise” that satisfies some of their racist delusions. We just don’t.
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Shocking from the guy who was mocking maskers just a little while ago.

Shocking.
NEW: This week, Daily Show host Jon Stewart introduced his audience to Jenin Younes, describing her as a courageous civil rights attorney who had been canceled by both the right and left and therefore “must be doing something right.”

Really, she spent years undermining public health—and Democrats.
Jon Stewart Praises Attorney Behind Years of Anti-Vaccine and Anti-Lockdown Lawfare
“You’re a civil rights attorney who has been canceled by both the right and the left, which means you must be doing something right.”
www.importantcontext.news
January 17, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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The fact that Gavin Newsom is even talking to the likes of Shapiro is a sign that he’s a non-starter. I’ve never forgotten how Shapiro said that Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Not fucking ever.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Dear Legacy Media -

ICE’s invasion of Minneapolis is not a “crackdown,” which implies lawlessness by citizens. It’s an authoritarian takeover of a US city by federal troops with zero compunction about violating the Constitution or local laws.
January 16, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good.

Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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If we've learned anything about the conversation around ICE, it's that white people are having a completely different conversation not based on the reality of what police are and always have been.

And they are just refusing to listen b/c they don't want to admit they've been wrong this entire time
January 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Posts from Minneapolis residents read like they'll be read in voiceover in a Ken Burns-like doc one day
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.
January 15, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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100%. If you want an alternative slogan you can go with "Abolish ICE before they kill again."
the only reason "abolish ICE" is seen as radical is that no one will say it but the far left. if every normie Democrat started saying it tomorrow it would move the overton window so far you'd have to squint to find it. my kingdom for leaders who understand they can shape public opinion.
Democrats officially going all in on the mealy mouthed “ICE needs training” narrative.

No. ABOLISH ICE.
January 12, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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if only there had been a movement and momentum several years ago to downsize police budgets, clear out the white supremacists and de-militarize local law enforcement
The elephant in the room is that mayors and governors across the country have very good reason to question the loyalty and allegiances of the state and local police forces and that’s one of the impediments to doing anything about the current occupations
January 10, 2026 at 1:40 PM
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an interesting coincidence is that this album and Leonard Cohen's You Want It Darker came out in the same year, both of which were long time music legends knowingly saying goodbye to the world.
January 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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“Surgical masks are to respirators what the typewriter was to the modern computer, said @adamfinkel.bsky.social, who was chief regulatory official at the US Occupational Safety and Health Administration between 1995 and 2000: “Obsolete.”’
January 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Seems obvious they’re doing this because if they get the video out on their own and claim it shows self-defense then the media will write another round of “dispute over shooting” headlines just like they successfully did with the first round of videos
January 9, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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She smiles at the man who shoots her and says she isn't mad at him. Clearly initiates the effort to leave when the aggressive agents arrive.
The question now (not that this was in question) isn't who's telling the truth. It's when DHS had this video and knew that what they were saying was a lie.
🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.

They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.

Stop the lies.
January 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Elon Musk ran an unofficial government agency and sat at the right hand of the President as he waged the broadest attack on civil rights in a century and is openly agreeing with and boosting white supremacists. Yet he earned a $1 trillion pay package and news coverage that rarely mentions this.
January 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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someone in the comms office needs to sit down for two seconds, read the first part of this again, think about how absolutely fucking batshit it is, and try again with the rest of it

they’re threatening a military takeover of greenland! what the fuck!
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.

Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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(2 of 2) He's right to think the Danes won't contest the island militarily. But what will happen is that NATO will immediately disband, and American troops will be ordered out of most or all European countries.

The post-World War II order will collapse.

It will be catastrophic.
January 7, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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most americans dont know that republicans invented and are monthly subscribers to a kiddie porn generator

you know how theyd learn? by democrats leaving the site and turning it into a national story
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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this is how every outlet should refer to X
January 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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Trump’s super PAC brought in over $100 million in the second half of 2025.

The co-founder of OpenAI and his wife gave $25 million.

One crypto company gave over $20 million.

Oligarchs broadly, and tech oligarchs specifically, are backing Trump to the hilt.
Trump Super PAC Raised More Than $100 Million in Recent Months
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
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We Are the Bad Guys. “What do we call it when a stronger person decides to rob a weaker person because he can? It is just gangsterism. We are the most dangerous gangsters in the world today.” [hamiltonnolan.com]
We Are the Bad Guys
The swaggering threat to global stability is us.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM