vortmax
@vortmax81.bsky.social
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Neurodivergent disaster
Pusher or Shover Robot? I am protected.
I ain't the "tolerant left" you're looking for
America delenda est
Neurodivergent disaster
Pusher or Shover Robot? I am protected.
I ain't the "tolerant left" you're looking for
America delenda est
"Holy infant so tender and mild" implies the existence of a profane infant so chewy and spicy.
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 PM
"Holy infant so tender and mild" implies the existence of a profane infant so chewy and spicy.
The damage they are doing to NOAA and the National Weather Service will take *decades* to repair.
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The damage they are doing to NOAA and the National Weather Service will take *decades* to repair.
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the president should be a person we can go a few days in a row without thinking about. our brains simply weren't made to think about a president every waking hour. it's unnatural.
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
the president should be a person we can go a few days in a row without thinking about. our brains simply weren't made to think about a president every waking hour. it's unnatural.
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CHARLIE BROWN: There’s a culture war?
LUCY: There is if you open your eyes to the truth.
LUCY: There is if you open your eyes to the truth.
Bari Weiss’s A Charlie Brown Christmas
Sixty years ago, A Charlie Brown Christmas made its debut on CBS. Today, as part of CBS’s new initiative to modernize content, CBS Editor-in-Chief ...
buff.ly
December 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
CHARLIE BROWN: There’s a culture war?
LUCY: There is if you open your eyes to the truth.
LUCY: There is if you open your eyes to the truth.
I'm trying to get rid of most of my dead-tree books, and yet, this came in the mail today... @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I'm trying to get rid of most of my dead-tree books, and yet, this came in the mail today... @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
Jesus Christ this entire thread is gold.
(When the camera pulls back from Stark freaking out after the rescue at the end of Event Horizon just before the door closes)
(When the camera pulls back from Stark freaking out after the rescue at the end of Event Horizon just before the door closes)
What would be the funniest movie scene for Smashmouth's All-Star to be swapped in for the real soundtrack
December 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Jesus Christ this entire thread is gold.
(When the camera pulls back from Stark freaking out after the rescue at the end of Event Horizon just before the door closes)
(When the camera pulls back from Stark freaking out after the rescue at the end of Event Horizon just before the door closes)
Never played any Harry Potter games.
(This is your reminder that the Harry Potter series is mediocre fantasy shit at best. On par with Terry Goodkind's garbage. Just because you liked it when you were young doesn't mean it's good.)
(This is your reminder that the Harry Potter series is mediocre fantasy shit at best. On par with Terry Goodkind's garbage. Just because you liked it when you were young doesn't mean it's good.)
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Never played any Harry Potter games.
(This is your reminder that the Harry Potter series is mediocre fantasy shit at best. On par with Terry Goodkind's garbage. Just because you liked it when you were young doesn't mean it's good.)
(This is your reminder that the Harry Potter series is mediocre fantasy shit at best. On par with Terry Goodkind's garbage. Just because you liked it when you were young doesn't mean it's good.)
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The more I see of Erika Kirk the more I think that Charlie Kirk actually dodged a bullet.
December 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The more I see of Erika Kirk the more I think that Charlie Kirk actually dodged a bullet.
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The reason you’ve always got left over Iceberg Lettuce is that initially you only see 10% of it.
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The reason you’ve always got left over Iceberg Lettuce is that initially you only see 10% of it.
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Let’s stop putting up clips of Trump lying or talking shit - no need to share his opinions - just put up this pic and say “blah blah blah”
December 11, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Let’s stop putting up clips of Trump lying or talking shit - no need to share his opinions - just put up this pic and say “blah blah blah”
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When men say things like “if you have a womb, you’re a woman,” I just assume they are the same type of guy as Jeffrey Epstein. This never fails me
December 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
When men say things like “if you have a womb, you’re a woman,” I just assume they are the same type of guy as Jeffrey Epstein. This never fails me
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they should categorically ban people with Kalshi and Polymarket accounts from having security clearances
December 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
they should categorically ban people with Kalshi and Polymarket accounts from having security clearances
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
If you want to know why I pursued a career in comedy, a large part of the blame rests with this man. Happy 100th Birthday, Dick Van Dyke.
December 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE!
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Spitting in the face of gay and black consumers/employees and then wondering why no one thinks you're "cool" anymore is the highest of comedy.
The chain unveiled its first-ever concept store in SoHo this week, adorned with stylish apparel, designer collaborations, and beauty products — all key areas that its incoming CEO hopes will revive its former "Tar-zhay" glory.
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Spitting in the face of gay and black consumers/employees and then wondering why no one thinks you're "cool" anymore is the highest of comedy.
Y'all have to understand, I watch *everything* on 1.25x or 1.5x speed. It frustrates me to watch things at the regular speed because it's too slow.
I watched this on normal speed. It's THAT GOOD.
I might have cried a few times.
I watched this on normal speed. It's THAT GOOD.
I might have cried a few times.
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Y'all have to understand, I watch *everything* on 1.25x or 1.5x speed. It frustrates me to watch things at the regular speed because it's too slow.
I watched this on normal speed. It's THAT GOOD.
I might have cried a few times.
I watched this on normal speed. It's THAT GOOD.
I might have cried a few times.
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Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Throwback to the Xmas when I spoofed mobile game ads too accurately, and no one clicked on the video.
I've only watched the first half of this and I love it already!
This is how everything starts.
Oldest And Newest Places On Earth - a feature documentary premiering exclusively on Nebula Dec. 12.
Oldest And Newest Places On Earth - a feature documentary premiering exclusively on Nebula Dec. 12.
Oldest And Newest Places On Earth - OFFICIAL TRAILER
YouTube video by Joe Scott
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I've only watched the first half of this and I love it already!
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this is all very true, as is the fact that Lowtax was roughly 100x more responsible and concerned with the impact of his platform on society and the world than any social media CEO
Genuinely not unreasonable to say that Lowtax sucked so bad he fucked up the entire planet, and that most of the problems with the internet can be laid at the door of Something Awful
December 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
this is all very true, as is the fact that Lowtax was roughly 100x more responsible and concerned with the impact of his platform on society and the world than any social media CEO
Things I say doing #crossstitch that sound dirty:
"Wow, that hole is *packed*!"
"Wow, that hole is *packed*!"
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Things I say doing #crossstitch that sound dirty:
"Wow, that hole is *packed*!"
"Wow, that hole is *packed*!"
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The problem isn't CGI. I love VFX! I think the problem is that you're watching a film that's three hours long and not about anything.
December 12, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The problem isn't CGI. I love VFX! I think the problem is that you're watching a film that's three hours long and not about anything.
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Used to be against moon landing conspiracy theorists, but now I think ah, that was such a gentle, almost charming, kind of stupid. How lovely it all was.
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Used to be against moon landing conspiracy theorists, but now I think ah, that was such a gentle, almost charming, kind of stupid. How lovely it all was.
That's why I don't follow American news sources. BBC News, CBC News, Al Jazeera, anything that talks about the US from *outside*
The way the mainstream media cleans up Trump’s racist tirades has long passed the “they’re just making mistakes” phase. This is actively aiding and abetting a racist, tyrannical regime. The ‘mainstream media is the enemy.
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
That's why I don't follow American news sources. BBC News, CBC News, Al Jazeera, anything that talks about the US from *outside*
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
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Could be worse. Probably will be.
December 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Could be worse. Probably will be.