Jacob Whittaker
@vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Grandson of slain Game Warden Bill Pogue. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Father of four. Fears no coward. Go Cubs
Pinned
It's been a weird day. I babysat those who came to No Kings meaning to harm peaceful protesters. Later found out my mom and my siblings are mourning the death of a man who wanted my kids stoned to death. Saw a video of a president who fired 200k vets dropping AI poop on us.
See you at the next one.
See you at the next one.
I am once again asking for @jamesgunn.bsky.social to make Andy Merrill voice an alien Lantern
First trailer for 'Lanterns' was shown at HBO Max Upfront 🟢
• Hal Jordan & John Stewart have been working together for months
• Hal Jordan has seemingly stepped in temporarily for someone else to train John Stewart
• A squirrel Green Lantern is mentioned — likely Ch’p
• Series has a Western vibe
• Hal Jordan & John Stewart have been working together for months
• Hal Jordan has seemingly stepped in temporarily for someone else to train John Stewart
• A squirrel Green Lantern is mentioned — likely Ch’p
• Series has a Western vibe
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I am once again asking for @jamesgunn.bsky.social to make Andy Merrill voice an alien Lantern
In conclusion, North America is a land of contrasts
Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
In conclusion, North America is a land of contrasts
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
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It's not a planet-destroying laser, it's the light of His love
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It's not a planet-destroying laser, it's the light of His love
The $6 Costco pumpkin pie the size of Captain America's shield: the thinking man's $1.50 hot dog combo
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The $6 Costco pumpkin pie the size of Captain America's shield: the thinking man's $1.50 hot dog combo
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Boy, they don't cut network promos like this any more - Absolutely no-context clips hilarious in their stone-cold seriousness...
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Boy, they don't cut network promos like this any more - Absolutely no-context clips hilarious in their stone-cold seriousness...
Town to City animal update! Wooooo!
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Town to City animal update! Wooooo!
It's even more insidious when veterans, maybe even especially SOCOM vets, use the phrase "they say." This man is very aware that RUMINT is useless, baseless, and nothing near verification of a damn thing, but because it helps prop up what he wants to be true, he does not seek truth.
Rep. John McGuire: "They say more people are under slavery today than any time in human history"
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
It's even more insidious when veterans, maybe even especially SOCOM vets, use the phrase "they say." This man is very aware that RUMINT is useless, baseless, and nothing near verification of a damn thing, but because it helps prop up what he wants to be true, he does not seek truth.
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As far as i can tell, people are recording/yelling while wearing their pajamas and sandals, and the feds respond by pointing their weapons at the crowd and then gassing a residential block.
November 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
As far as i can tell, people are recording/yelling while wearing their pajamas and sandals, and the feds respond by pointing their weapons at the crowd and then gassing a residential block.
WH Spokesperson: I'm excited to announce today that we will once again create the Resource Wars from the classic sci-fi novel DO NOT CREATE THE RESOURCE WARS
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
WH Spokesperson: I'm excited to announce today that we will once again create the Resource Wars from the classic sci-fi novel DO NOT CREATE THE RESOURCE WARS
Turcowpig
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Turcowpig
"I'm gonna sink this bitch"
youtu.be/Z_F0ZNwK7qU?...
youtu.be/Z_F0ZNwK7qU?...
It’s thanksgiving week so I wanna see some MST3K posting, quotes, pictures, clips, gifs! Meanwhile I’m going to go to a department meeting and try to pay attention while I wonder if there’s beer on the sun
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
"I'm gonna sink this bitch"
youtu.be/Z_F0ZNwK7qU?...
youtu.be/Z_F0ZNwK7qU?...
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ICE kidnapped a 17-year-old U.S. citizen named Christian Jimenez. Jimenez, a high school senior born in Newberg, Oregon, was driving on his school’s lunch break when ICE/CBP agents stopped his car, smashed his window, and abducted him on November 21, 2025.
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
ICE kidnapped a 17-year-old U.S. citizen named Christian Jimenez. Jimenez, a high school senior born in Newberg, Oregon, was driving on his school’s lunch break when ICE/CBP agents stopped his car, smashed his window, and abducted him on November 21, 2025.
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
Hi nice to meet you
Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Hi nice to meet you
I don't think the bluesky character limit would allow a person to type out a list of all of the AEW titles currently floating around
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I don't think the bluesky character limit would allow a person to type out a list of all of the AEW titles currently floating around
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Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
This is the correct response.
"F--- you and your investigation" said Ruben Gallego www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Defense Department says it is opening an investigation into Sen. Mark Kelly
The investigation is related to the Arizona senator's participation in a video Democratic lawmakers made urging members of the military not to comply with "illegal orders."
www.nbcnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
This is the correct response.
Your Father Wanted You to Have This Watch, Charlie Brown
You know how to whistle, don’t you, Charlie Brown? You just put your lips together and blow.
Okay. Yes. We’re bored now. We’re all bored. But has it ever occurred to you, Charlie Brown, that the process which creates this boredom that we see in the world now may very well be a self-perpetuating unconscious form of brainwashing created by a world totalitarian government based on money?
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Your Father Wanted You to Have This Watch, Charlie Brown
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A movie that takes place where you're from
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from
"Why did all of our parents let us watch ALIEN when we were six, Charlie Brown"
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses, Charlie Brown"
"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore, Charlie Brown."
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 AM
"Why did all of our parents let us watch ALIEN when we were six, Charlie Brown"
She gonna find an attorney who will take her up on this and actually do it. She will then learn why the first seven attorneys she asked all made the same points on why she shouldn't do it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
She gonna find an attorney who will take her up on this and actually do it. She will then learn why the first seven attorneys she asked all made the same points on why she shouldn't do it.
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“Haha Elon really failed at that huh?” No he gutted a bunch of agencies he didn’t like with no repercussion and caused irreparable damage and countless deaths
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
“Haha Elon really failed at that huh?” No he gutted a bunch of agencies he didn’t like with no repercussion and caused irreparable damage and countless deaths