Jacob Whittaker
@vonfunkenstein.bsky.social
Grandson of slain Game Warden Bill Pogue. Veteran of Afghanistan and Iraq. Featured in Jake Tapper's THE OUTPOST: AN UNTOLD STORY OF VALOR. Combat Action Badge. Disabled vet. Father of four. Fears no coward. Go Cubs
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It's been a weird day. I babysat those who came to No Kings meaning to harm peaceful protesters. Later found out my mom and my siblings are mourning the death of a man who wanted my kids stoned to death. Saw a video of a president who fired 200k vets dropping AI poop on us.
See you at the next one.
See you at the next one.
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Alan Moore calling the shot from 1988
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Alan Moore calling the shot from 1988
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what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
Okada is the coolest motherfucker alive
December 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Okada is the coolest motherfucker alive
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
THE great American novel
December 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
THE great American novel
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It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
December 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
It’s been two weeks since ICE took Yuanxin Zheng from his father. He is six years old. He’s still not home. This has to end.
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To complete a perfect circle of hypcrisy, today would be an excellent day for other U.S. warships to fire a salvo of missiles into Yemen to punish the Houthis for targeting ships in international waters. American exceptionalism demands it, in fact.
🚨*US SEIZES OIL TANKER OFF THE COAST OF VENEZUELA
December 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
To complete a perfect circle of hypcrisy, today would be an excellent day for other U.S. warships to fire a salvo of missiles into Yemen to punish the Houthis for targeting ships in international waters. American exceptionalism demands it, in fact.
If you are an elected Republican in Texas, you're shitting bricks after the Miami flip last night. Things are going to go badly next year for entirely self-inflicted reasons.
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If you are an elected Republican in Texas, you're shitting bricks after the Miami flip last night. Things are going to go badly next year for entirely self-inflicted reasons.
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ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Love it when dorks even more on the spectrum show up in the replies to completely miss a point just to try to outsmart a dumbass like me. You got me, congrats.
December 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Love it when dorks even more on the spectrum show up in the replies to completely miss a point just to try to outsmart a dumbass like me. You got me, congrats.
James clearly gets Supergirl. Supergirl is one of the most tragic figures in comics. Clark only remembers Earth. Kara watched everyone she loved die, but was spared so she could raise baby Clark. But time dilation meant he was an adult by the time she arrived. She has pain without purpose.
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
James clearly gets Supergirl. Supergirl is one of the most tragic figures in comics. Clark only remembers Earth. Kara watched everyone she loved die, but was spared so she could raise baby Clark. But time dilation meant he was an adult by the time she arrived. She has pain without purpose.
Somehow they've devolved to the concept of planning for a plan
Status update on House Republicans and a health care plan, after this morning’s conference meeting:
“The consensus is we need to come up with something,” Rep. Ralph Norman says.
“The consensus is we need to come up with something,” Rep. Ralph Norman says.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Somehow they've devolved to the concept of planning for a plan
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Worth the click through.
Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Worth the click through.
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Motherfucker sent a post-breakup "I want the final word" text to the country, lol
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Motherfucker sent a post-breakup "I want the final word" text to the country, lol
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The Trump admin gave states an ultimatum: Cooperate with the immigration crackdown, or lose your federal funding.
Oregon and 19 other states fought back — and won.
Then officials logged in to the grant website to accept the money, only to find the button to do so was disabled: propub.li/4a4Bsk5
Oregon and 19 other states fought back — and won.
Then officials logged in to the grant website to accept the money, only to find the button to do so was disabled: propub.li/4a4Bsk5
December 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Trump admin gave states an ultimatum: Cooperate with the immigration crackdown, or lose your federal funding.
Oregon and 19 other states fought back — and won.
Then officials logged in to the grant website to accept the money, only to find the button to do so was disabled: propub.li/4a4Bsk5
Oregon and 19 other states fought back — and won.
Then officials logged in to the grant website to accept the money, only to find the button to do so was disabled: propub.li/4a4Bsk5
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That is patently false: not only do immigrants score better than native-born Americans in tests, the mere presence of immigrants improve test scores for all students, when factoring in white flight
sesp.northwestern.edu/news-events/...
sesp.northwestern.edu/news-events/...
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
That is patently false: not only do immigrants score better than native-born Americans in tests, the mere presence of immigrants improve test scores for all students, when factoring in white flight
sesp.northwestern.edu/news-events/...
sesp.northwestern.edu/news-events/...
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December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Pay close attention to the shirt for bonus wtf we doing here
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Pay close attention to the shirt for bonus wtf we doing here
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My kid is drawing my puck gnome archivist artificer from our Friday night #DND game. My kid's character is a cleric of Sune, the goddess of beauty, and so my gnome has learned to animate his puck helmet by applying makeup and flowers to it.
December 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
My kid is drawing my puck gnome archivist artificer from our Friday night #DND game. My kid's character is a cleric of Sune, the goddess of beauty, and so my gnome has learned to animate his puck helmet by applying makeup and flowers to it.
I like how instead of fixing Madden glitches they're just making them canon now
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I like how instead of fixing Madden glitches they're just making them canon now
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I need everyone to know this man's actual legal name is THUNDER JUSTICE KECK and they renamed him
Shiloh Hill
Shiloh Hill
Shiloh Hill In Action, Women's North American Title Open Challenge, Grace vs. Jordan, More Set For 12/9 WWE NXT
Shiloh Hill In Action, Women's North American Title Open Challenge, Grace vs. Jordan, More Set For 12/9 WWE NXT
The lineup is announced for the post-Deadline edition of WWE NXT on The CW. The show will feature Shiloh Hill's official NXT in-ring debut.
www.fightful.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I need everyone to know this man's actual legal name is THUNDER JUSTICE KECK and they renamed him
Shiloh Hill
Shiloh Hill
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1. All babies need safe, secure nutrition.
2. It's up to governments (not individual women) to invest in policies that make it possible for people to meet their breastfeeding goals.
3. All families deserve transparent, evidence-based information about nutrition -- instead of stigmatizing rhetoric.
2. It's up to governments (not individual women) to invest in policies that make it possible for people to meet their breastfeeding goals.
3. All families deserve transparent, evidence-based information about nutrition -- instead of stigmatizing rhetoric.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
1. All babies need safe, secure nutrition.
2. It's up to governments (not individual women) to invest in policies that make it possible for people to meet their breastfeeding goals.
3. All families deserve transparent, evidence-based information about nutrition -- instead of stigmatizing rhetoric.
2. It's up to governments (not individual women) to invest in policies that make it possible for people to meet their breastfeeding goals.
3. All families deserve transparent, evidence-based information about nutrition -- instead of stigmatizing rhetoric.