Mearn (offseason)
@mearn.me
Not a real Muppet. Opinions just my own. Back-to-back Employee of the Quarter award winner due to a clerical error. If you’re mad at what I posted, I was doing a bit.
I can solve a Rubik‘s cube pretty quickly if I have that little book open that tells you how to solve a Rubik’s cube.
February 3, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I can solve a Rubik‘s cube pretty quickly if I have that little book open that tells you how to solve a Rubik’s cube.
now i gotta buy an apple vision so i can watch muppetvision
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
now i gotta buy an apple vision so i can watch muppetvision
finally a video game in 2026 with the Tokyo Dome
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 PM
finally a video game in 2026 with the Tokyo Dome
you can just bake cinnamon rolls you don't even have to have a reason
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
you can just bake cinnamon rolls you don't even have to have a reason
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someone moved the Bowman Gray traffic cam back, booo
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
someone moved the Bowman Gray traffic cam back, booo
I thought they were gonna be a little bigger (iPhone 13 for scale)
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I thought they were gonna be a little bigger (iPhone 13 for scale)
one of my diecasts went from an estimated shipping date of two days ago to not having one at all. that's fun
February 2, 2026 at 11:59 PM
one of my diecasts went from an estimated shipping date of two days ago to not having one at all. that's fun
First post I see on Facebook is a local school district saying that they do not endorse any upcoming student walkouts and any participants will be disciplined.
Second comment on it is someone saying that universities won't care if you participate and it makes for a good admissions letter story
Second comment on it is someone saying that universities won't care if you participate and it makes for a good admissions letter story
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
First post I see on Facebook is a local school district saying that they do not endorse any upcoming student walkouts and any participants will be disciplined.
Second comment on it is someone saying that universities won't care if you participate and it makes for a good admissions letter story
Second comment on it is someone saying that universities won't care if you participate and it makes for a good admissions letter story
I hope Jeff Jarrett's quest for the AEW title picks up again here soon
February 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I hope Jeff Jarrett's quest for the AEW title picks up again here soon
whoa a new monumental podcast just dropped
February 2, 2026 at 10:10 PM
whoa a new monumental podcast just dropped
remember when Juan Pablo Montoya hit Lance Archer in the head with a steel chair?
February 2, 2026 at 5:54 PM
remember when Juan Pablo Montoya hit Lance Archer in the head with a steel chair?
Who amongst us has not used Reddit to influence public opinion about our direct report?
February 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Who amongst us has not used Reddit to influence public opinion about our direct report?
I think if you're looking at D'Amaro as "another parks guy" due to Chapek you may be underqualified to speak on the topic
February 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I think if you're looking at D'Amaro as "another parks guy" due to Chapek you may be underqualified to speak on the topic
Happy birthday @derekburgan.bsky.social and congrats on all your recent crypto success
February 2, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Happy birthday @derekburgan.bsky.social and congrats on all your recent crypto success
pretty sure my work laptop doesn't power on if it's under 32 degrees outside
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
pretty sure my work laptop doesn't power on if it's under 32 degrees outside
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I think it was a big mistake to try to improve upon the crude animation of The General. It makes things that much harder for Shaq
February 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I think it was a big mistake to try to improve upon the crude animation of The General. It makes things that much harder for Shaq
Okay, I know how this looks but I can explain
February 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Okay, I know how this looks but I can explain
you really can't see Clair Huxtable anywhere these days anymore huh
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
you really can't see Clair Huxtable anywhere these days anymore huh
Happy "Return of Scrubs" month to all who are celebrating
February 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Happy "Return of Scrubs" month to all who are celebrating
we already did cold last night i don't want to do cold again tonight
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 AM
we already did cold last night i don't want to do cold again tonight
He's just stealing the Jon's Sandwich Shop bit where they stay closed to evaluate culinary trends forever
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 1, 2026 at 11:39 PM
He's just stealing the Jon's Sandwich Shop bit where they stay closed to evaluate culinary trends forever
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 10:55 PM
This is who runs this account.
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
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February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet