Mearn (offseason)
@mearn.me
Not a real Muppet. Opinions just my own. Back-to-back Employee of the Quarter award winner due to a clerical error. If you’re mad at what I posted, I was doing a bit.
Make sure to text Nathan to 21523
November 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Make sure to text Nathan to 21523
Hey that’s pretty tame! I’m network TV friendly most of the time. And other times I’m making Chuck Taylor jealous
@mearn.me has swears! They've used 477 profanities in their last 14,537 posts.
🥇 "hell" (119 times)
🥈 "damn" (73 times)
🥉 "shit" (67 times)
🥇 "hell" (119 times)
🥈 "damn" (73 times)
🥉 "shit" (67 times)
November 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Hey that’s pretty tame! I’m network TV friendly most of the time. And other times I’m making Chuck Taylor jealous
@profanity.accountant probably 0 for everything for me I think. I’m nice.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
@profanity.accountant probably 0 for everything for me I think. I’m nice.
accidentally went to the UK MyProtein website and discovered what they're keeping from us
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
accidentally went to the UK MyProtein website and discovered what they're keeping from us
Fired up the 3D printer for the first time in a few weeks and now I gotta babysit it because it's gonna run out of white filament before this finishes (at 6:30 AM)
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Fired up the 3D printer for the first time in a few weeks and now I gotta babysit it because it's gonna run out of white filament before this finishes (at 6:30 AM)
The Coca-Cola AI commercials in particular piss me off because that's a brand whose holiday commercials should be up there with the M&Ms meeting Santa Claus or the Hersheys Kisses that play Jingle Bells and instead it's a bunch of crap. Shameful from a brand who helped form the modern image of Santa
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Coca-Cola AI commercials in particular piss me off because that's a brand whose holiday commercials should be up there with the M&Ms meeting Santa Claus or the Hersheys Kisses that play Jingle Bells and instead it's a bunch of crap. Shameful from a brand who helped form the modern image of Santa
Bizarre run in Florida where Kroger decided to get back into the grocery game but without building any grocery stores, and is now leaving again
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Bizarre run in Florida where Kroger decided to get back into the grocery game but without building any grocery stores, and is now leaving again
why are they doing this to me already
November 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
why are they doing this to me already
today is a great day to save on gift cards for places you were gonna go eventually anyway, it's free money
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
today is a great day to save on gift cards for places you were gonna go eventually anyway, it's free money
Figured out how to stream my security cameras through VLC and then proceeded to break the whole system by opening all the cameras at once
November 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Figured out how to stream my security cameras through VLC and then proceeded to break the whole system by opening all the cameras at once
gonna grab a quarter and check out the black friday deals at aldi
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
gonna grab a quarter and check out the black friday deals at aldi
Look buddy, your car was upside-down when we got here.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Look buddy, your car was upside-down when we got here.
five concerts I've seen? alright let's see
Jimmy Buffett
Old Crow Medicine Show
Country Bear Jamboree
Poppy, by accident
Styx
Jimmy Buffett
Old Crow Medicine Show
Country Bear Jamboree
Poppy, by accident
Styx
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
five concerts I've seen? alright let's see
Jimmy Buffett
Old Crow Medicine Show
Country Bear Jamboree
Poppy, by accident
Styx
Jimmy Buffett
Old Crow Medicine Show
Country Bear Jamboree
Poppy, by accident
Styx
billy joel's first hit single was "everyone around me is depressing and i'm too good to be here" and I guess that resonated with people
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
billy joel's first hit single was "everyone around me is depressing and i'm too good to be here" and I guess that resonated with people
Healthy mix of rental minivans that don’t realize their headlights aren’t on and rental minivans that don’t realize their high beams are on driving tonight
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Healthy mix of rental minivans that don’t realize their headlights aren’t on and rental minivans that don’t realize their high beams are on driving tonight
Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday Saturday
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Big day for the number five
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Big day for the number five
Taking the long route home so there’s enough time to hear all of Alice’s Restaurant Massacre
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Taking the long route home so there’s enough time to hear all of Alice’s Restaurant Massacre
Runctional features?!
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Runctional features?!
Reposted by Mearn (offseason)
One hour til the CBB world Black Friday sale!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
One hour til the CBB world Black Friday sale!!
Why is CM Punk in a big film released this week
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Why is CM Punk in a big film released this week
I don’t really remember losing twenty pounds but I found a photo of a scale in my camera roll from 15 months ago that’s twenty pounds higher than my current weight. So hey I’ll take it.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I don’t really remember losing twenty pounds but I found a photo of a scale in my camera roll from 15 months ago that’s twenty pounds higher than my current weight. So hey I’ll take it.
post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
post something random or you’ll have an awful December
The guy filling in for the normal weatherman just said “skween” instead of “screen” it’s a good thing nobody is watching this
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
The guy filling in for the normal weatherman just said “skween” instead of “screen” it’s a good thing nobody is watching this
Where’s tayredacted this is the day we all laugh at his food
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Where’s tayredacted this is the day we all laugh at his food