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Andrew Bernhard
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Husband, father, stoic, skier. Foot and ankle surgeon.
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Literal Republican doctrine: Trump isn’t even responsible for things he does let alone what his direct reports do but everyone in this demographic we don’t like is responsible for one random person in it.
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
It didn’t even take 6 hours.
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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debunking more "ghosts" just in time for the holidays

youtu.be/JB8poIEJ_no?...
Debunking ghost videos - "It's probably just fishing line" edition
YouTube video by John Wolfe
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November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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gone, and also forgotten
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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THE MAN IN THE RIVER

Once there was a wise man, who travelled to strange lands, and as he travelled, he came to the bank of a winding river. Edging the bank were houses, set at distances from one another. The wise man walked upstream, watching the slow current carry leaves and twigs past him.
January 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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It's 7 minutes.
It's the Silliest Things We Saw in Week 12.

One person who RTs this will get a shoutout from me.
Let's get more people watching this...it's so funny.

Dave's mom stealing the beanie sent me!
The Silliest NFL Moments of Week 12! Jameis Madness, Packer Skol Chant & Sideline Fails!!
YouTube video by Harris Football
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November 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Meaningful distinction someone should make: when does a low shoulder sprain become a high ankle sprain? The thigh? The hip? Somewhere in that area.

@dennycarter.bsky.social
It gets lower by the hour, that sprain
[Rapoport] Bucs QB Baker Mayfield, who went down on Sunday with a sprained left shoulder, has a low-grade sprain, source said following the MRI. Good news with an eye toward next week. twitter.com/RapSheet/sta...
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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QAnon was the pedophiles the president was friends with along the way.
In her resignation statement, MTG breaks very dramatically with the secret-plan conspiracy theorists about what’s happening in DC.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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help
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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On the other site, I was asked about saying that "dead cap is almost always irrelevant" on @benstandig.bsky.social's podcast. Let me elaborate!

First and foremost, dead cap is just another way of saying sunk cost. And sunk costs shouldn’t matter for decision-making.

I’ll come back to this point.
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Cody is amazing
👉 It's Week 12, let's look at some data...

Pressure vs. Sacks:

In an ironic twist of fate, the Falcons now have a pass rush...

BUT, they rank 18th in EPA/pass & 17th in Success Rate.

They are elite in man coverage (4th in EPA), but not so much in Zone (26th).
...
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Today’s Daily Stoic:

“.. The call to courage is not simply the call to conquer fear. It is the call to conquer fear in service of something greater than yourself. To speak the truth, even when it costs you. To do what’s right, even when it’s hard.”

@dailystoic.com.web.brid.gy
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Stoic Wisdom For Everyday Life
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November 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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2025 PitchingNinja "Mound Impressionist" Award. 🤣🏆

Winner: Miguel Rojas
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Clearly the players who play the sports we love to watch hate gambling; think it's ruining the game. The only people who want it are networks and the league. I think it's important to remember that. Whenever you fire up the gambling app, you're fucking with the people you love to watch every week
Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Can we get this guy off the Vikings and cast him as Zod already?
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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"This woke Me-Too bullshit has gone too far," said the former Harvard President and Secretary of the U.S. Treasury to the billionaire pedophile sex trafficker in a private email that the Justice Department under both parties kept secret for years
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Did anyone really think the sexual predator President who used to party with Jeffrey Epstein was going to release the Epstein files?
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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And it’s signed. 218.
Here’s where you can find the Epstein Discharge Petition. If a member removes their name from the petition, it’ll be listed at the very bottom.

So far it’s still at 217, with Rep. Walkinshaw being the last signature on September 10th

clerk.house.gov/DischargePet...
Discharge Petition No. 9, Bill Number: H.Res. 581, 119th Congress
SPONSOR: Thomas Massie DESCRIPTION: Pursuant to clause 2 of rule XV, I, Thomas Massie, move to discharge the Committee on Rules from the consideration of the resolution entitled, a resolution providi...
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November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi

www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
At least AJ Hawk finally had a platform to express his heartfelt, strongly held beliefs.

Wait. He still had nothing to offer? Oh.
Just two dudes chatting on a show they call PMS Live
ESPN gave Trump a platform to spew lie after lie on Pat McAfee's show with no pushback

(note that McAfee himself acknowledges at the end of this clip he knows nothing about politics and isn't equipped for this)
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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From a Washington Post story titled "How women feel about Trump’s presidency"
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM