He likes magic the gathering, but only in the way that it helps him with the nerd crowd. He likes the cowboys how it gets him in with the sports crowd. Cultural chameleon.

That well lit smiling face Paramount ad had me wanting to barf

100% certain it only looks off because he's like 1 of 3 guys out there today with it. Good for him. Like an early helmet wearing skier. On the right side of history.

How do we request an age verification on this app?

It's totally made up. It's fiction. It's fiction.

Ha. Had never seen that montage!

This lives permanently in my head, not least because it was the greatest TV series as an 8-10 year old. Didn't even know him from Star Trek!

Clankers. The whole lot of em.

I'm a foot and ankle surgeon and I can't tell you the number of wounds I see infected with gastrointestinal bacteria. We call it fecal fallout. Letting water run down is inadequate, aside from moving bacteria from place to place.

Anyway, who wants to talk about pies??

Whoever chose this color scheme should spend the rest of their life color blind. Punks.

I remember in like 8th grade when the biggest Google selling point, why it was so popular, wasn't even because it was the best at findkng what you need, but because it purely had two buttons! Search and I'm feeling lucky! Simplicity!

Russia should be on the hook for not only just ceding all of Ukraine back, but also pay billions (trillions?) in reparations. Fuck us, too, I guess for putting ourselves (Kushner!) in the middle of all of it.

Patently insane that there's any negotiations here. One lunatic decided he wanted to take over a sovereign country and throw the world into turmoil. What possible negotiation with Putin could hold and/or be unilateral enough towards Ukraine?

Everyone on Bluesky fell asleep early, I guess. The discourse for going for 3 down 11 with 4+ minutes left isn't there. Crazy! Terrible!

@pablo.show found out