Valensa
@vforvalensa.bsky.social
He/They 27 🇺🇸🇧🇷
hey im postin here
RPG designer with games at https://v-for-valensa.itch.io/
longer posts at vforvalensa.tumblr.com
hey im postin here
RPG designer with games at https://v-for-valensa.itch.io/
longer posts at vforvalensa.tumblr.com
I been sick all week but still some how got roped into cooking a whole turkey and I pulled it of like I'm the goddamn michael jordan of this stupid holiday
November 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I been sick all week but still some how got roped into cooking a whole turkey and I pulled it of like I'm the goddamn michael jordan of this stupid holiday
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Tweaking “Disney adults” to “Nintendo adults” and running full tilt away from this post
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Tweaking “Disney adults” to “Nintendo adults” and running full tilt away from this post
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For indigenous peoples day, if any allies or others are interested in supporting a 2S guy in need of funding for surgery I have a ton up!!
It would make my day + be SUPER helpful 🐺🪶
It would make my day + be SUPER helpful 🐺🪶
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
For indigenous peoples day, if any allies or others are interested in supporting a 2S guy in need of funding for surgery I have a ton up!!
It would make my day + be SUPER helpful 🐺🪶
It would make my day + be SUPER helpful 🐺🪶
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
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Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Canada made weird tv shows because it was all being done with government funded art grant money so they fell in this wacky middle ground between “shoestring budget” and “no expectation to generate shareholder value” which is really the best way to make art
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Oh...
I'm sad...
Too bad.
I'm sad...
Too bad.
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Oh...
I'm sad...
Too bad.
I'm sad...
Too bad.
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
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the blowjeeg brothers
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the blowjeeg brothers
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Realizing one could sum up 90's cartoons as follows:
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Realizing one could sum up 90's cartoons as follows:
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
yakuza 1 is so fucking cool
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
yakuza 1 is so fucking cool
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If you find an indie game you like, PLEASE talk about it on social media. You can make a developer go from being completely unknown to actually able to make money just by spreading the word.
The fact that itch posted this and not even an hour later I got a bunch of new sales proves how big it is when other people talk about your games.
It can literally be a life changing events.
When John Harper made a nice quote tweet about Breathless, hundreds of people looked at the game.
Wild
It can literally be a life changing events.
When John Harper made a nice quote tweet about Breathless, hundreds of people looked at the game.
Wild
Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
If you find an indie game you like, PLEASE talk about it on social media. You can make a developer go from being completely unknown to actually able to make money just by spreading the word.
Og yakuza 1 very good game
November 26, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Og yakuza 1 very good game
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cant believe it's been just a month of having my hastily printed New York Style Hot Dog poster up on the wall. how did i live without it
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
cant believe it's been just a month of having my hastily printed New York Style Hot Dog poster up on the wall. how did i live without it
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The problem with videogames is that it's the only form of art created after capitalism, therefore requiring you to "make a living" out of it.
btw when people talk about Steam being a monopoly, this is what they mean: If your game is not on Steam nowadays, it does not exist. Sure, there's Itch, GOG, EGS, Microsoft Store... but if your livelihood depends on your game sales, you can't get enough sales from them, you need to be on Steam
Really wild situation here: a celebrated and well-regarded indie dev and publisher is facing shutdown because Valve banned their game from Steam and won't talk to them about it, at all.
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The problem with videogames is that it's the only form of art created after capitalism, therefore requiring you to "make a living" out of it.
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Also little peak behind the curtain but this episode was record on the thirteenth of this month. So uhhh anything that has come out in the new since then hadn't happened yet for us.
Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
Schlockmasters: Episode 011: Red White and Royal Blue
Content Warnings: Homophobia, United States Politics On this special slightly belated US election season episode host V.V. Valensa (they/them) and guest Rathayibacter Toxicus discuss the Amazon Prime ...
schlockmasters.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Also little peak behind the curtain but this episode was record on the thirteenth of this month. So uhhh anything that has come out in the new since then hadn't happened yet for us.
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happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
Schlockmasters: Episode 011: Red White and Royal Blue
Content Warnings: Homophobia, United States Politics On this special slightly belated US election season episode host V.V. Valensa (they/them) and guest Rathayibacter Toxicus discuss the Amazon Prime ...
schlockmasters.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Trigger Warning USpol
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
On another Schlockmasters Schluesday we have a new episode of the Schlockmasters Podcast out. This time me and @rathayibacter.itch.io talk about the most Joe Biden's America film of all time; the 2023 amazon prime gay romcom, Red White and Royal Blue.
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she got bottom surgery! i'm happy for her
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November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
she got bottom surgery! i'm happy for her
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This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
Spoke to my source familiar with internal workings at Mastercard. The holiday call campaign re payment processor censorship is working, there is a lot of pressure being felt from your calls. This is resulting in increased response times at a core moment for Mastercard due to the holiday season
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is your sign btw that you should call Mastercard
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Literal holy grail is up on ebay right now
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Literal holy grail is up on ebay right now
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Actually, she did!
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Actually, she did!