CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
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who asked you, hoss
Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw, DORES/Cal/WFT so don’t think I care whether i live or die
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
(yes it's the Willie Perry mural)
Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw, DORES/Cal/WFT so don’t think I care whether i live or die
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
(yes it's the Willie Perry mural)
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@uncle6.org
· Jul 30
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This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”
This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”
I am not close to my family but I got text messages from my mom, my brother and my GODPARENTS. It’s one of those nights you remember…and when you are remembered.
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I am not close to my family but I got text messages from my mom, my brother and my GODPARENTS. It’s one of those nights you remember…and when you are remembered.
I am thinking right now of my Aunt Gini who passed last Christmas at 90. She graduated from UT Nursing in the 50s, and called me in 2005 to concede when Vandy beat UT for the first time in 23 years. She was Vol through and through but knew how special it was for me to get a W. Sorry auntie 🧡🧡🧡
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I am thinking right now of my Aunt Gini who passed last Christmas at 90. She graduated from UT Nursing in the 50s, and called me in 2005 to concede when Vandy beat UT for the first time in 23 years. She was Vol through and through but knew how special it was for me to get a W. Sorry auntie 🧡🧡🧡
Inside my head right now is a mashup of “Glitter” by Charly Bliss and “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day” by Wizzard and if I could bottle this feeling I would never want for anything for the rest of my days. Thank you all for taking this ride.
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Inside my head right now is a mashup of “Glitter” by Charly Bliss and “I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day” by Wizzard and if I could bottle this feeling I would never want for anything for the rest of my days. Thank you all for taking this ride.
YOU’RE ALL RIGHT IRISH
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
YOU’RE ALL RIGHT IRISH
WE’RE GOING UP UP UP IT’S OUR MOMENT
YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE’RE GOING
GONNA BE GONNA BE GOLDEN
⚓️⬇️🏈
YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE’RE GOING
GONNA BE GONNA BE GOLDEN
⚓️⬇️🏈
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 AM
WE’RE GOING UP UP UP IT’S OUR MOMENT
YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE’RE GOING
GONNA BE GONNA BE GOLDEN
⚓️⬇️🏈
YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE’RE GOING
GONNA BE GONNA BE GOLDEN
⚓️⬇️🏈
Dammit I’m gonna be HUNG at 10:15 service tomorrow
is it a sin to take the Eucharist as hair of the dog
is it a sin to take the Eucharist as hair of the dog
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Dammit I’m gonna be HUNG at 10:15 service tomorrow
is it a sin to take the Eucharist as hair of the dog
is it a sin to take the Eucharist as hair of the dog
10DERBILT
THAT IS THE WHOLE SKEET
THAT IS THE WHOLE SKEET
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
10DERBILT
THAT IS THE WHOLE SKEET
THAT IS THE WHOLE SKEET
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I, for one, welcome the new era of anti-vax weirdos leading Cal to a dead-cat bounce victory that throws the ACC championship picture into chaos.
November 30, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I, for one, welcome the new era of anti-vax weirdos leading Cal to a dead-cat bounce victory that throws the ACC championship picture into chaos.
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you think divisions are stupid? have fun smoking the whole carton you ungrateful piece of shit
November 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
you think divisions are stupid? have fun smoking the whole carton you ungrateful piece of shit
WE FUCKIN TURNT
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
WE FUCKIN TURNT
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Northwestern right now
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Northwestern right now
Well, if we’re waking up today - and either way, we are - I’m grateful for the dream.
See you on the other side. ⚓️⬇️🫡
See you on the other side. ⚓️⬇️🫡
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Well, if we’re waking up today - and either way, we are - I’m grateful for the dream.
See you on the other side. ⚓️⬇️🫡
See you on the other side. ⚓️⬇️🫡
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The hat they drew these names out of needs to be doused in holy water and shot into the sun
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The hat they drew these names out of needs to be doused in holy water and shot into the sun
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I'm not a fan of remakes, but the new Airplane! looks rad
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I'm not a fan of remakes, but the new Airplane! looks rad
Bracing myself for a horrible loss and a tumble to the Music City Bowl because I had the fleeting thought “you know what would be cool if we won—“
Not superstitious. ULTRAstitious.
Not superstitious. ULTRAstitious.
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Bracing myself for a horrible loss and a tumble to the Music City Bowl because I had the fleeting thought “you know what would be cool if we won—“
Not superstitious. ULTRAstitious.
Not superstitious. ULTRAstitious.
Bettridge is always doing pushups in the corner
Do the Texas Longhorns deserve a spot in the College Football Playoff?
Horns make case with big win over Texas A&M. If chalk occurs, #HookEm is likely fighting with Notre Dame, Miami, and BYU for final CFP spot.
Will big wins override bad losses?
www.texasfootball.com/article/2025...
Horns make case with big win over Texas A&M. If chalk occurs, #HookEm is likely fighting with Notre Dame, Miami, and BYU for final CFP spot.
Will big wins override bad losses?
www.texasfootball.com/article/2025...
Do the Texas Longhorns Deserve a Spot in College Football Playoff?
Texas strengthens its playoff case with a rivalry win over Texas A&M as Steve Sarkisian cites a brutal schedule, top-10 victories, and a belief that the Longhorns belong in the CFP race.
www.texasfootball.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Bettridge is always doing pushups in the corner
It is wild to me to think that no matter what happens tomorrow, Vanderbilt can’t finish below 8th place in a 16 team SEC. Then again, they can’t finish above sixth either.
Makes sense. The most successful regular season team prior to this, in 1982, finished in 4th place at 8-3
Makes sense. The most successful regular season team prior to this, in 1982, finished in 4th place at 8-3
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 AM
It is wild to me to think that no matter what happens tomorrow, Vanderbilt can’t finish below 8th place in a 16 team SEC. Then again, they can’t finish above sixth either.
Makes sense. The most successful regular season team prior to this, in 1982, finished in 4th place at 8-3
Makes sense. The most successful regular season team prior to this, in 1982, finished in 4th place at 8-3
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So the CFP is just the pre-BCS poll bullshit politicking, but now we've added ruining the sport for fans to sell ads on TV
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
So the CFP is just the pre-BCS poll bullshit politicking, but now we've added ruining the sport for fans to sell ads on TV
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Shut the fuck up. Lost to Florida.
In one breath they say Vandy has no Top 25 wins because the 3 Top 15 teams we beat fell out of the rankings.
In the next breath they give Texas credit for a Top 10 win for beating Vandy using their AP ranking at the time.
In one breath they say Vandy has no Top 25 wins because the 3 Top 15 teams we beat fell out of the rankings.
In the next breath they give Texas credit for a Top 10 win for beating Vandy using their AP ranking at the time.
November 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Shut the fuck up. Lost to Florida.
In one breath they say Vandy has no Top 25 wins because the 3 Top 15 teams we beat fell out of the rankings.
In the next breath they give Texas credit for a Top 10 win for beating Vandy using their AP ranking at the time.
In one breath they say Vandy has no Top 25 wins because the 3 Top 15 teams we beat fell out of the rankings.
In the next breath they give Texas credit for a Top 10 win for beating Vandy using their AP ranking at the time.
Good lookin out @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social it fits perfect
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Good lookin out @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social it fits perfect
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A Biscoff cookie ain’t shit but a Nilla wafer that went to college.
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
A Biscoff cookie ain’t shit but a Nilla wafer that went to college.
How long until Texas (you know it will be Texas) says we need to have an SEC Playoff
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
How long until Texas (you know it will be Texas) says we need to have an SEC Playoff
The thing is, we actually had a 10 team playoff when conferences had divisions and the conference title games fed into the 4-team CFP. When the conference title game is just the top 2 finishers and both are ticketed for the playoff, the incentive is to avoid it, which means it’s time for it to go
November 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The thing is, we actually had a 10 team playoff when conferences had divisions and the conference title games fed into the 4-team CFP. When the conference title game is just the top 2 finishers and both are ticketed for the playoff, the incentive is to avoid it, which means it’s time for it to go
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No you fucking didn’t you son of a bitch, I hope you wreck and get trapped in it you lying piece of shit
No you fucking didn’t you son of a bitch, I hope you wreck and get trapped in it you lying piece of shit
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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No you fucking didn’t you son of a bitch, I hope you wreck and get trapped in it you lying piece of shit
No you fucking didn’t you son of a bitch, I hope you wreck and get trapped in it you lying piece of shit
aw, hamburgers. Sorry Burdell.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
aw, hamburgers. Sorry Burdell.