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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
@uncle6.org
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who asked you, hoss

Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw, DORES/Cal/WFT so don’t think I care whether i live or die

I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.


(yes it's the Willie Perry mural)
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Beast Mode and the Ambassador of the Bay: Marshawn Lynch and E-40 at a Cal game in 2016
November 30, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I am not close to my family but I got text messages from my mom, my brother and my GODPARENTS. It’s one of those nights you remember…and when you are remembered.
With football, there is none of this randomness: you know that on nights like the '89 Championship night, or on afternoons like the afternoon of the 1992 Wrexham disaster, you are in the thoughts of scores, maybe even hundreds, of people. And I love that, the fact that old girlfriends and other people you have lost touch with and will probably never see again are sitting in front of their TV sets and thinking, momentarily but all at the same time, Nick, just that, and are happy or sad for me. Nobody else gets that, only us. Nick Hornby Fever Pitch
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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WE FUCKIN TURNT
Replacement level white dude in a Diego Pavia jersey hammers a Conquer And Prevail pale ale from Jackrabbit Brewing in front of the crowd here to decorate our tree
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Good lookin out @9coacheswaiting.bsky.social it fits perfect
A replacement level white dude in a flannel shirt and a fine Barbour quilted vest he was graciously gifted
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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(Zero to 205 warning)

No you fucking didn’t you son of a bitch, I hope you wreck and get trapped in it you lying piece of shit
A Cybertruck with Missouri plates and the patently and probably false assertion “I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY” which begs the question what exactly it took for you to stop ball-washing that ham faced yarpie bigot sperm bank
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Can check
The last of the Evan Williams spiced apple liquor The 8 oz stackable yeti from which I am drinking the aforementioned apple booze
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Got away with it. However I may have given the entire family the Itis. That smoke ring tho
A piece of the pork shoulder The rest of the pork shoulder
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Cheers to @anthropologal.bsky.social for the corn dip recipe and to @ms8.bsky.social for actually making it
A baking dish filled with corn dip that is basically a delivery mechanism for cheese and butter
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December?
Many packages of Gut Nuts
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I asked Gemini 2.5 what it could be used for

oops
A screenshot of a Gemini 2.5 Pro model telling me that Google has not actually announced 2.5 and that the latest version is 1.5 (it's actually 3 now!)
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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To be fair he was running against the guy who got kicked off the Supreme Court twice for dragging a huge Ten Commandments monument into the court, and who also was pedo-adjacent enough to provoke this headline from NEW ZEALAND
“ALLEGED SEXO LOSES”
November 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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I sell tapes every day me and Freddy B
Been famous since 1983
Gimme ten dollars and you’ll straight get blessed
A rap all about you called the Special Request
Pope got bars
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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14!!!!
“VANDERBILT MENTIONED”
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Mahalo, Oahu. We passed the Hawaii test.
A rainbow taken from the car on the way to the airport
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Saw your dad’s Viagra supply rolling up
“NEW LIFE OF OLD PIPE” on the side of a box truck
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Slow rolling it this trip. Now last night…but that’s on Signal ;)
Maui Brewing’s Island Root Beer
November 18, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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My favorite is the beginning of US 50 in Sacramento
Placerville 46 South Lake Tahoe 107 Ocean City, MD 3073
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Perfect album that came out when I was 16. Fight me.
Traveling Wilburys Vol 1. If the only track was “Not Alone Any More” it would still be the perfect album.
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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IYKYK
Teddy’s Bigger Burgers, which won my loyalty forever by selling a burger called “The Hangover” which was the name of my old postgame wrap at AoG. I wrote the one after we beat Florida in 2013 from the Teddy’s in Kailua while eating the Hangover.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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good evening @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social
The Devil whispered in my ear: "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm." I whispered back: At least I didn't lose my golden fiddle to some hillbilly from Georgia."
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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The ass kicking:
the Royal Hawaiian Mai Tai, as commissioned from Trader Vic Bergeron by Matson in 1953 for the hotel. Primary difference is the addition of pineapple juice. It’s GOOOOOOOOD. They used to serve it in a hollowed out pineapple and true story that should NOT be your seventh drink of the afternoon
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Good morning Pastor @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

Good night Pastor
A whole wall of Cutwater cocktails aka “a concussion in a can”
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Good morning @allidejong.bsky.social
UCC Black Coffee at Lawson Station on Kalakaua Ave
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Ah just a lil fresh POG
Fresh POG mixed from fresh squeezed pineapple, orange and guava
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM