CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
@uncle6.org
who asked you, hoss
Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw, DORES/Cal/WFT so don’t think I care whether i live or die
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
@ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense as a vocation ;]
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Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw, DORES/Cal/WFT so don’t think I care whether i live or die
I have been known on occasion to howl at the moon.
@ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense as a vocation ;]
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CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
@uncle6.org
· Jul 30
Public service announcement: if you come into my mentions and no one I know follows you, the odds are high that you will get blocked for low-value comments
This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”
This account would be locked if I could, but if I can’t bar the door, I can sit on the porch with a Browning Sweet Sixteen and holler “GON GIT”
I would tell her skin “on a scale of one to ten, urinate”
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 AM
I would tell her skin “on a scale of one to ten, urinate”
we did luck out with our high profile celebrity fan, especially given that he’s been a real one for decades
January 15, 2026 at 5:42 AM
we did luck out with our high profile celebrity fan, especially given that he’s been a real one for decades
The inevitable result of “all troops are special forces and all cops are troops; all terrorists are Thanos and all criminals are terrorists and all protestors are criminals” for the last 25 years of ceaseless bullshit from malicious idiot
January 15, 2026 at 5:41 AM
The inevitable result of “all troops are special forces and all cops are troops; all terrorists are Thanos and all criminals are terrorists and all protestors are criminals” for the last 25 years of ceaseless bullshit from malicious idiot
Equal parts that plus making way for 2028. Just as Ukraine had to be shaken down to hit Biden, much of this is about making sure Walz is diminished as the greatest electoral threat.
January 15, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Equal parts that plus making way for 2028. Just as Ukraine had to be shaken down to hit Biden, much of this is about making sure Walz is diminished as the greatest electoral threat.
My original top pick for 2028 is sliding down the chart
I am a single issue voter and that issue is ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT OR NOT
I am a single issue voter and that issue is ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT OR NOT
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
My original top pick for 2028 is sliding down the chart
I am a single issue voter and that issue is ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT OR NOT
I am a single issue voter and that issue is ARE YOU GONNA FIGHT OR NOT
Vanderbilt comin and it’s over for them heaux when we get here
January 15, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Vanderbilt comin and it’s over for them heaux when we get here
No shit folks. If we wanted to be in a humid tourist trap full of mediocre cover bands, overrated night life and people who left Bakersfield because it was woke, we could just play at home
man, we gotta stop sending Vanderbilt to Austin the moment they hit the top 10 in anything
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
No shit folks. If we wanted to be in a humid tourist trap full of mediocre cover bands, overrated night life and people who left Bakersfield because it was woke, we could just play at home
No self respecting Vanderbilt man would wear *silver*, come on
January 15, 2026 at 4:48 AM
No self respecting Vanderbilt man would wear *silver*, come on
Mr Pibb has its own knockoff at Piggly Wiggly called Mr Pig
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Mr Pibb has its own knockoff at Piggly Wiggly called Mr Pig
I got you fam soda-loverswiki.fandom.com/wiki/List_of...
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January 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I got you fam soda-loverswiki.fandom.com/wiki/List_of...
You may not get that great gettin up socialist mornin but at least there’s not a fuckin horse in the hospital
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 AM
You may not get that great gettin up socialist mornin but at least there’s not a fuckin horse in the hospital
Not everyone is as morally lackadaisical as me! I just get my vibes on people!
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Not everyone is as morally lackadaisical as me! I just get my vibes on people!
Oh he was in the fold, he definitely wasn’t tryna pull the okeedoke. California is different ;)
January 15, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Oh he was in the fold, he definitely wasn’t tryna pull the okeedoke. California is different ;)
I mean, they wear double denim, they think rasslin’ is real, they love going to Nashville and undersized SEC quarterbacks, what is Canada if not frozen Mississippi
January 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I mean, they wear double denim, they think rasslin’ is real, they love going to Nashville and undersized SEC quarterbacks, what is Canada if not frozen Mississippi
My father-in-law received the Host from the priest for YEARS before actually converting. @ms8.bsky.social said that when the kids were sat down to hear the important news they were afraid it was a divorce and instead they were “wait you aren’t Catholic?”
January 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
My father-in-law received the Host from the priest for YEARS before actually converting. @ms8.bsky.social said that when the kids were sat down to hear the important news they were afraid it was a divorce and instead they were “wait you aren’t Catholic?”
only action I ever got, tbh
January 15, 2026 at 1:59 AM
only action I ever got, tbh
Catholicism been very very good to me
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Catholicism been very very good to me
it doesn’t specify whose
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 AM
it doesn’t specify whose
ICE BREAKERS, imho
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 AM
ICE BREAKERS, imho
Depends where you keep your wallet
January 15, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Depends where you keep your wallet
I will eat a soup but it better have one metric fuck ton of potatoes and butter in it before we have that meeting
January 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I will eat a soup but it better have one metric fuck ton of potatoes and butter in it before we have that meeting
Soup is homeopathic food
January 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Soup is homeopathic food
GOAT American sitcom
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
GOAT American sitcom
Reposted by CDRE Fool Mental Jackass VI
TIRED: Vandy is expanding into NYC and SF for visibility, NIL money, corporate partnership and synergistic growth
WIRED: Vandy is expanding into NY and CA to start building ratlines in case being chartered under TN law becomes a legal issue for faculty and staff in future
WIRED: Vandy is expanding into NY and CA to start building ratlines in case being chartered under TN law becomes a legal issue for faculty and staff in future
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
TIRED: Vandy is expanding into NYC and SF for visibility, NIL money, corporate partnership and synergistic growth
WIRED: Vandy is expanding into NY and CA to start building ratlines in case being chartered under TN law becomes a legal issue for faculty and staff in future
WIRED: Vandy is expanding into NY and CA to start building ratlines in case being chartered under TN law becomes a legal issue for faculty and staff in future