Gobblegobblenemer
@guynemer.bsky.social
Doctorb. He/Him.
Proud to be blocked by Peter Sagal.
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Gobblegobblenemer
@guynemer.bsky.social
· Feb 27
all these motherfuckers gonna be dead someday and no one will mourn them
I was feeling pretty annoyed about the Wings blowing it in the third to the fuckin Preds of all teams, feeling much better about sports now
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I was feeling pretty annoyed about the Wings blowing it in the third to the fuckin Preds of all teams, feeling much better about sports now
OUR POWER GROWS IN ANTICIPATION OF THE REAPING OF SORROWS THREE MORNINGS HENCE
Michigan men’s basketball is now the #1 team in Kenpom
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
OUR POWER GROWS IN ANTICIPATION OF THE REAPING OF SORROWS THREE MORNINGS HENCE
Finally beat the Plasma Deck on gold stake with this absolutely delightful lineup, just swap the first two jokers before starting a hand, and swap 'em back when in the shop
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Finally beat the Plasma Deck on gold stake with this absolutely delightful lineup, just swap the first two jokers before starting a hand, and swap 'em back when in the shop
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I don't know what to call it, but there is a very common and annoying social media phenomenon where people demand validation for mildly antisocial behaviour, instead of just feeling mildly guilty about it like a normal person.
These are pretty naked -- and therefore instructive -- examples of the sorts of defenses that people offer to try and get off the hook
November 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I don't know what to call it, but there is a very common and annoying social media phenomenon where people demand validation for mildly antisocial behaviour, instead of just feeling mildly guilty about it like a normal person.
Ohio State has played a grand total of two teams with a good defense (Texas and Washington) and they managed to score 14 and 24 points against them, respectively.
By most measures, Michigan's defense is better than both of those teams.
I'm not saying it's gonna happen again, but
By most measures, Michigan's defense is better than both of those teams.
I'm not saying it's gonna happen again, but
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ohio State has played a grand total of two teams with a good defense (Texas and Washington) and they managed to score 14 and 24 points against them, respectively.
By most measures, Michigan's defense is better than both of those teams.
I'm not saying it's gonna happen again, but
By most measures, Michigan's defense is better than both of those teams.
I'm not saying it's gonna happen again, but
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Walking back into a party I stole all the drinks and snacks from: is this place open minded about innovation yet?
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Walking back into a party I stole all the drinks and snacks from: is this place open minded about innovation yet?
one of the things about being a doctorb is that you still get the "Jesus it's the day before Thanksgiving, I really don't want to work" thing but you can't not work because everyone who actually has today off has made appointments to bring their dirt bag teenage sons in for their well visit
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
one of the things about being a doctorb is that you still get the "Jesus it's the day before Thanksgiving, I really don't want to work" thing but you can't not work because everyone who actually has today off has made appointments to bring their dirt bag teenage sons in for their well visit
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prob spent too much time on this
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
prob spent too much time on this
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Question: would you consider Grimace as having a flared base?
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Question: would you consider Grimace as having a flared base?
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SimAnt (1991)
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
SimAnt (1991)
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Today on the Michigan History Calendar:
1995 - BIAKA! BATUKA!
Tshimanga "Tim" Biakabutuka dials 3-1-3, rushing for 313 yards on 37 carries as #18 Michigan upsets #2 Ohio State 31-23, sending Northwestern to the Rose Bowl.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3wS...
1995 - BIAKA! BATUKA!
Tshimanga "Tim" Biakabutuka dials 3-1-3, rushing for 313 yards on 37 carries as #18 Michigan upsets #2 Ohio State 31-23, sending Northwestern to the Rose Bowl.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3wS...
Tim Biakabutuka against Ohio State - 1995
YouTube video by WolverineHistorian
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Today on the Michigan History Calendar:
1995 - BIAKA! BATUKA!
Tshimanga "Tim" Biakabutuka dials 3-1-3, rushing for 313 yards on 37 carries as #18 Michigan upsets #2 Ohio State 31-23, sending Northwestern to the Rose Bowl.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3wS...
1995 - BIAKA! BATUKA!
Tshimanga "Tim" Biakabutuka dials 3-1-3, rushing for 313 yards on 37 carries as #18 Michigan upsets #2 Ohio State 31-23, sending Northwestern to the Rose Bowl.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3wS...
seriously what the hell is going on here
I haven't been able to see a single game
I haven't been able to see a single game
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
seriously what the hell is going on here
I haven't been able to see a single game
I haven't been able to see a single game
I had the worst fucking dreams last night and got called by the nurse line 30 minutes before my alarm went off and exploded a yogurt on the kitchen floor on my way out of the door so we're off to a great start this morning
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I had the worst fucking dreams last night and got called by the nurse line 30 minutes before my alarm went off and exploded a yogurt on the kitchen floor on my way out of the door so we're off to a great start this morning
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you can tell the catholic church hates JD Vance because there have been like 8 Pope Urbans and no Pope Rural
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
you can tell the catholic church hates JD Vance because there have been like 8 Pope Urbans and no Pope Rural
there was an investment app or some damn thing advertising during football this weekend and it was something like "buck the odds" or something and it was "David 10% to beat Goliath" and a couple other things and it ended with "Sparta 1% to win the war" and I've been thinking about this ever since
November 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
there was an investment app or some damn thing advertising during football this weekend and it was something like "buck the odds" or something and it was "David 10% to beat Goliath" and a couple other things and it ended with "Sparta 1% to win the war" and I've been thinking about this ever since
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Where’s the Donald Glover Presents the Totally True & Not At All Exaggerated Adventures of Lando Calrissian limited tv series, that’s what I want to know
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Where’s the Donald Glover Presents the Totally True & Not At All Exaggerated Adventures of Lando Calrissian limited tv series, that’s what I want to know
America in the Trump Era:
tfw you don't really like a book v much but still feel compelled to find out how it ends
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
America in the Trump Era:
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well well well, look who's #2 (they're poop)
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
well well well, look who's #2 (they're poop)