Gobblegobblenemer
@guynemer.bsky.social
Doctorb. He/Him.
Proud to be blocked by Peter Sagal.
Proud to be blocked by Peter Sagal.
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Gobblegobblenemer
@guynemer.bsky.social
· Feb 27
all these motherfuckers gonna be dead someday and no one will mourn them
since we moved to our new building and the office manager's office opens into our shared doctor's front office, the nurse manager and my partners have learned how often I mutter to myself under my breath, and I think they are becoming concerned
good
fear will keep them in line
good
fear will keep them in line
November 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
since we moved to our new building and the office manager's office opens into our shared doctor's front office, the nurse manager and my partners have learned how often I mutter to myself under my breath, and I think they are becoming concerned
good
fear will keep them in line
good
fear will keep them in line
pictured: me, every day, forever
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
pictured: me, every day, forever
the "fuck you" energy radiating off this friend-shaped not-friend is off the charts
November 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
the "fuck you" energy radiating off this friend-shaped not-friend is off the charts
The difference between me and most people is that I will absolutely follow through with my most unhinged ideas.
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
every Michigan fan having flashbacks seeing this
I have done the research
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
every Michigan fan having flashbacks seeing this
Jeopardy still clinging to the fiction that there is a Lake Michigan and a Lake Huron and not one Lake Michigan-Huron, smdh
November 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Jeopardy still clinging to the fiction that there is a Lake Michigan and a Lake Huron and not one Lake Michigan-Huron, smdh
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Reading Nuzzi’s glossy tale of woe told from a Mustang in Malibu while there are so many talented, ethical journalists struggling to make ends meet is an indictment of how far this profession has fallen to elite control. Success has become more of a riddle than a road map.
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Reading Nuzzi’s glossy tale of woe told from a Mustang in Malibu while there are so many talented, ethical journalists struggling to make ends meet is an indictment of how far this profession has fallen to elite control. Success has become more of a riddle than a road map.
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bowl season starts in December. bowel season is always.
What happens after we eat the mascot?
You cheer the Pop-Tart Bowl pastry. We cheer the mascot movement.
medium.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
bowl season starts in December. bowel season is always.
[grabs microphone] SUPER MONKEY BALL
Happy 24th Birthday, Game Cube! Making its way outside Japan to the USA in November 2001!
Let's celebrate with some GCN eye-candy: very high resolution and quality from a press disc.
What games would you recommend to someone wanting to get into its library, peeps? What are your faves?
Let's celebrate with some GCN eye-candy: very high resolution and quality from a press disc.
What games would you recommend to someone wanting to get into its library, peeps? What are your faves?
November 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
[grabs microphone] SUPER MONKEY BALL
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The official drink of girls who wear Cookie Monster pajama pants to their court date
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The official drink of girls who wear Cookie Monster pajama pants to their court date
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So what can I say except, "You're welcome"?
For the islands I pulled from the sea?
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome (Ha!)
I guess it's just my way of being me
www.espn.com/college-spor...
For the islands I pulled from the sea?
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome (Ha!)
I guess it's just my way of being me
www.espn.com/college-spor...
U-M, USC opposition pauses $2.4B Big Ten deal
A private capital plan that would have infused $2.4 billion into the Big Ten has been paused in the face of opposition from Michigan and USC.
www.espn.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
So what can I say except, "You're welcome"?
For the islands I pulled from the sea?
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome (Ha!)
I guess it's just my way of being me
www.espn.com/college-spor...
For the islands I pulled from the sea?
There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome (Ha!)
I guess it's just my way of being me
www.espn.com/college-spor...
Our most unfuckwithable podcast with another unfuckwithable episode, if you do not listen to Fall of Civs you are really missing out
⛰️🏔️ Episode 20 is now live! 🏔️⛰️
In this episode, we look at the amazing story of the Achaemenid Persian Empire.
Find out how the world's largest empire rose, flourished, and finally fell in ash and flame.
YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRYd...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6AeH...
In this episode, we look at the amazing story of the Achaemenid Persian Empire.
Find out how the world's largest empire rose, flourished, and finally fell in ash and flame.
YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRYd...
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/6AeH...
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Our most unfuckwithable podcast with another unfuckwithable episode, if you do not listen to Fall of Civs you are really missing out
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In his wildest dreams George Orwell never would have imagined that not only would we as a society deliberately install cameras which record our every move & report it to the government but that consumers would LITERALLY CHOOSE TO PAY FOR IT.
There are blocks I won't go jogging down because it's just a wall of Ring cameras right up against the street with no setback and I do not need everyone and their grandmother recording me struggling at sunrise.
www.theverge.com/podcast/8220...
www.theverge.com/podcast/8220...
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
In his wildest dreams George Orwell never would have imagined that not only would we as a society deliberately install cameras which record our every move & report it to the government but that consumers would LITERALLY CHOOSE TO PAY FOR IT.
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The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
hey, someone who isn't blocked by Peter Sagal, please ask him if his opinion of today's main character has changed at all
lol
lol
November 17, 2025 at 4:52 PM
hey, someone who isn't blocked by Peter Sagal, please ask him if his opinion of today's main character has changed at all
lol
lol
DO NOT PERCEIVE US
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
DO NOT PERCEIVE US
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
(shows excerpt of Nuzzi book)
ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS TOO MEAN WE'LL JUST SKIN YOU INSTEAD
(shows excerpt of Nuzzi book)
ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS TOO MEAN WE'LL JUST SKIN YOU INSTEAD
Instead of reading the Nuzzi book, have you perhaps considered hammering nails into your head until you resemble a Cenobite instead?
It will be less painful
It will be less painful
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU
(shows excerpt of Nuzzi book)
ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS TOO MEAN WE'LL JUST SKIN YOU INSTEAD
(shows excerpt of Nuzzi book)
ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS TOO MEAN WE'LL JUST SKIN YOU INSTEAD
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i know it's tough, i know it's annoying, ping ponging between mockery and despair, but think of the antibodies being formed in your brain right now.
November 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i know it's tough, i know it's annoying, ping ponging between mockery and despair, but think of the antibodies being formed in your brain right now.
Everyone is firing off their "quiet time" jokes and I ain't gonna stop you, because that shit is wild, but the "AI is making their workers so productive" part of this quote is absolutely infuriating
Kevin Hassett: "I think there could be a little bit of an almost quiet time in the labor market, because firms are finding that AI is making their workers so productive that they don't necessarily have to hire the new kids out of college and so on."
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Everyone is firing off their "quiet time" jokes and I ain't gonna stop you, because that shit is wild, but the "AI is making their workers so productive" part of this quote is absolutely infuriating
this was definitely more enjoyable than whatever the fuck the Lions are doing tonight
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
this was definitely more enjoyable than whatever the fuck the Lions are doing tonight
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They flagged the pole hug? I hate this stupid league
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
They flagged the pole hug? I hate this stupid league
