Kit Wren's In The Furze
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Sports, books, other stuff intermittently. El Paso Man About Town. Director, Tumblewords Project. Producer and Host, Barbed Wire Open Mic Series. Bold, frank, daring, 2-10. IG: kitwrenaway. he/him.
Marty Schottenheimer looks down from heaven and sees his son going for it on fourth down for the third time in one half. he has a heart attack, dies, and goes to Other Heaven.
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Marty Schottenheimer looks down from heaven and sees his son going for it on fourth down for the third time in one half. he has a heart attack, dies, and goes to Other Heaven.
Going off urban legend and old nfl films, it was fred biletnikoff, who was so covered in stickum that he couldn't risk grabbing anything
I wonder who was the first football player to have an assistant squirt his water bottle into his mouth rather than do it himself
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Going off urban legend and old nfl films, it was fred biletnikoff, who was so covered in stickum that he couldn't risk grabbing anything
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it’d be so sick if the super bowl was chargers-rams but they had to go play it in san fran because they were one year off
December 15, 2025 at 2:03 AM
it’d be so sick if the super bowl was chargers-rams but they had to go play it in san fran because they were one year off
taught him how to moonwalk
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
taught him how to moonwalk
i find all these long field goals to be distasteful and immoral
December 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i find all these long field goals to be distasteful and immoral
tom brady has been better as an announcer this year. am i saying that because he used the phrase piss missile? I'm not saying it _just_ because he used the word piss missile.
December 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
tom brady has been better as an announcer this year. am i saying that because he used the phrase piss missile? I'm not saying it _just_ because he used the word piss missile.
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Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
December 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Philip Rivers, who did NOT die,
the lesson from Phillip Rivers' first half is that football is easy. anybody can do it. it's fine.
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the lesson from Phillip Rivers' first half is that football is easy. anybody can do it. it's fine.
went down like he stepped on a lego
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
went down like he stepped on a lego
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Eagles Fans Despondent After 31-0 Victory
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Eagles Fans Despondent After 31-0 Victory
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if thats it for mahomes this is the first time in his career he’s failed to reach the AFC championship game
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
if thats it for mahomes this is the first time in his career he’s failed to reach the AFC championship game
chiefs are two injuries away from needing to get willie lanier off the bench
December 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
chiefs are two injuries away from needing to get willie lanier off the bench
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What a call by Kevin Harlan on this Ashton Gillotte interception 😂
December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What a call by Kevin Harlan on this Ashton Gillotte interception 😂
"thicc picc"--Kevin Harlan
December 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"thicc picc"--Kevin Harlan
Trent Green says that Xavier Worthy is down with a non-contact injury, replay shows that he got a knee to the head while he was down. Good to have you with us, Trent.
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Trent Green says that Xavier Worthy is down with a non-contact injury, replay shows that he got a knee to the head while he was down. Good to have you with us, Trent.
exciting day for all MST3K/NFL fans, as we get JET JAGUAR today
a cartoon character is shaking hands with a giant monster
ALT: a cartoon character is shaking hands with a giant monster
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December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
exciting day for all MST3K/NFL fans, as we get JET JAGUAR today
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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we could have had a future with tumblr's politics and 4chan's taste in art but we got a future with 4chan's politics and tumblr's taste in art
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
we could have had a future with tumblr's politics and 4chan's taste in art but we got a future with 4chan's politics and tumblr's taste in art
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[STARDUST MEMORIES] If Woody Allen finds success very upsetting and wishes the public would go away, this picture should help him stop worrying. (1980)
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
[STARDUST MEMORIES] If Woody Allen finds success very upsetting and wishes the public would go away, this picture should help him stop worrying. (1980)
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If you have any brains at all, you can’t watch the mediocre movies all your life. I mean, there has to be something else going on in your head. There are a lot of things I want to do. It’s more fun to be with people than to watch some stinky movie. (1992)
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
If you have any brains at all, you can’t watch the mediocre movies all your life. I mean, there has to be something else going on in your head. There are a lot of things I want to do. It’s more fun to be with people than to watch some stinky movie. (1992)
my dad chose the army to spite his racist navy father, who he had punched to the ground hours earlier. He doesn't care about the game, but I do, because I like that story. Go army beat navy.
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
my dad chose the army to spite his racist navy father, who he had punched to the ground hours earlier. He doesn't care about the game, but I do, because I like that story. Go army beat navy.
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John Cena's finest contribution to the culture has nothing to do with his wrestling, rapping, or acting.
It's being the catalyst for "HE SAID THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
(Because he is Albanian.)
It's being the catalyst for "HE SAID THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
(Because he is Albanian.)
December 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
John Cena's finest contribution to the culture has nothing to do with his wrestling, rapping, or acting.
It's being the catalyst for "HE SAID THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
(Because he is Albanian.)
It's being the catalyst for "HE SAID THAT YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
(Because he is Albanian.)
goo is tired of your shit
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
goo is tired of your shit
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Appropriate Night Train Lane reaction
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Appropriate Night Train Lane reaction