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David Bixenspan
@davidbix.bsky.social
· Aug 3
Our dear friend Colby Corino had to have emergency spinal surgery on Thursday night. If you can spare some money, please consider donating to his GoFundMe so he doesn't have to worry about supporting his family while he can't work. www.gofundme.com/f/help-our-f...
Can everyone please stop pretending MLW is good, relevant, or successful
If I wanted to watch Krule have underwhelming title defenses I have my friends' shows for that
If I wanted to watch Krule have underwhelming title defenses I have my friends' shows for that
November 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Can everyone please stop pretending MLW is good, relevant, or successful
If I wanted to watch Krule have underwhelming title defenses I have my friends' shows for that
If I wanted to watch Krule have underwhelming title defenses I have my friends' shows for that
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He never left the culture. Making women watch him jerk off was the best thing that ever happened to his career, as evidenced by this 50th profile of him that literally no one asked for
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
He never left the culture. Making women watch him jerk off was the best thing that ever happened to his career, as evidenced by this 50th profile of him that literally no one asked for
Why doesn't Yutaani have a partner named Weyland?
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Why doesn't Yutaani have a partner named Weyland?
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ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
April 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
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At left: a New York Times letter to the editor from October 9, 2001, warning that "the newly formed homeland security office" could lead America to a very dark place
At right: Tweets today from the Trump Department of Homeland Security
At right: Tweets today from the Trump Department of Homeland Security
![DHS tweets:
The stakes have never been higher, and the goal has never been more clear: Remigration now.
Help Deport Them: [link to job site]
Help Arrest Them: [link to tip site]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gljcmclsvuebhhnvpa2rwvjr/bafkreieiolswrlh6lfcepzxwbnwy2f7wklgse2lw2pe33xie4i6eeig7ry@jpeg)
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
At left: a New York Times letter to the editor from October 9, 2001, warning that "the newly formed homeland security office" could lead America to a very dark place
At right: Tweets today from the Trump Department of Homeland Security
At right: Tweets today from the Trump Department of Homeland Security
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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Because he's a Nazi
On today's Tucker Carlson show, he makes clear that he believes that the US fought on the wrong side in World War II. In particular he says that the UK was mistaken to declare war on Germany just because it invaded Poland. And he has lots of sympathy for Herr Hitler throughout.
Tucker Puts Piers Morgan’s Views on Free Speech to the Ultimate Test
YouTube video by Tucker Carlson
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Because he's a Nazi
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Carved the (ice cream) turkey today.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Carved the (ice cream) turkey today.
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thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
thanksgiving is a time for people to come together, to celebrate the spirit of unity despite our differences, and to demonstrate that, here is busta rhymes performing "break ya neck" with raphael the ninja turtle
To look at you
And never speak
Is so good
For me tonight
To look at you
And never speak
Is so good
For me tonight
What is the name to call
For a different kind of girl
Who knows the feelings
But never the words
And never speak
Is so good
For me tonight
To look at you
And never speak
Is so good
For me tonight
What is the name to call
For a different kind of girl
Who knows the feelings
But never the words
INXS - To Look At You (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by INXS
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
To look at you
And never speak
Is so good
For me tonight
To look at you
And never speak
Is so good
For me tonight
What is the name to call
For a different kind of girl
Who knows the feelings
But never the words
And never speak
Is so good
For me tonight
To look at you
And never speak
Is so good
For me tonight
What is the name to call
For a different kind of girl
Who knows the feelings
But never the words
A TURKEY youtu.be/MHiGT_odU2Y?...
Family Fortunes Turkey episode HQ Full Round
YouTube video by GoldenTelly
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
A TURKEY youtu.be/MHiGT_odU2Y?...
Begging wrestling podcasters to stop doing that thing where they treat all women's wrestling (especially in the west) as inherently lesser than men's wrestling after reviewing a bad women's match.
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Begging wrestling podcasters to stop doing that thing where they treat all women's wrestling (especially in the west) as inherently lesser than men's wrestling after reviewing a bad women's match.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I remember when I learned there was both a Lizza AND a Cillizza on CNN and being so confused by this.
What do you MEAN there are two of them?
What do you MEAN there are two of them?
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I remember when I learned there was both a Lizza AND a Cillizza on CNN and being so confused by this.
What do you MEAN there are two of them?
What do you MEAN there are two of them?
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Oh, I forgot another thing. She encouraged someone to break Florida’s wiretapping law, arguably. It’s a two party consent state.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Oh, I forgot another thing. She encouraged someone to break Florida’s wiretapping law, arguably. It’s a two party consent state.
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To summarize. According to Lizza, Nuzzi, in addition to fucking multiple subjects without disclosure:
1) outed a confidential source
2) fed source information to RFK
3) damaged other people’s reputation through anonymous posts on Reddit
4) advised RFK and repeatedly acted on his behalf
1) outed a confidential source
2) fed source information to RFK
3) damaged other people’s reputation through anonymous posts on Reddit
4) advised RFK and repeatedly acted on his behalf
this was bad before, but these are the most troubling and serious allegations you can make about a journalist. if they’re true, i genuinely can’t think of a worse scandal in the history of political journalism. devastating to our industry, to public trust as a whole, and to everyone in its orbit
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
To summarize. According to Lizza, Nuzzi, in addition to fucking multiple subjects without disclosure:
1) outed a confidential source
2) fed source information to RFK
3) damaged other people’s reputation through anonymous posts on Reddit
4) advised RFK and repeatedly acted on his behalf
1) outed a confidential source
2) fed source information to RFK
3) damaged other people’s reputation through anonymous posts on Reddit
4) advised RFK and repeatedly acted on his behalf
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While there are often some ethical issues with making free PDFs of paywalled content, in this case it seems entirely justifiable, given the author, the subject, and the journalistic imperative to provide the widest possible audience for the verb "Michael Wolffed"
gofile.io/d/Ap4v35
gofile.io/d/Ap4v35
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
While there are often some ethical issues with making free PDFs of paywalled content, in this case it seems entirely justifiable, given the author, the subject, and the journalistic imperative to provide the widest possible audience for the verb "Michael Wolffed"
gofile.io/d/Ap4v35
gofile.io/d/Ap4v35
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So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
So Olivia Nuzzi is clearly a piece of shit who can never work in journalism again after this.
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
And, also, Ryan Lizza is clearly a piece of shit who should never work in journalism again after this either.
We're all agree on that, right?
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tfw when you have a lead on the greatest assassination conspiracy theory of all-time but you're "just gonna have to leave there" but it interferes with your revenge against your ex-fiancée
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
tfw when you have a lead on the greatest assassination conspiracy theory of all-time but you're "just gonna have to leave there" but it interferes with your revenge against your ex-fiancée
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The internet giveth! No paywall Ryan Lizza/Olivia Nuzzi part 3. gofile.io/d/Ap4v35
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The internet giveth! No paywall Ryan Lizza/Olivia Nuzzi part 3. gofile.io/d/Ap4v35
KEVIN KNIGHT AIN'T NO PIN EATER #AEWDynamite
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
KEVIN KNIGHT AIN'T NO PIN EATER #AEWDynamite
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This is true. It is the best email I got this year.
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
This is true. It is the best email I got this year.