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A.J. Gochenaur
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Mutuals gimme a holler if you come through Louisville. Community, solidarity, Everton, Vanderbilt, Racing Louisville, casting down the mighty from their thrones, lifting up the lowly, posting dumb bullshit online
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Fire this particular home plate umpire on a rocket into the sun.
"This guy is either going to play the banjo at me or shoot me for fun," thinks the fox.
"Please, fox god—please, let this one shoot me. I can't listen to another slowly picked out attempt at one half of Dueling Banjos."
You probably aren't getting enough General Tso's in your diet.
LOL. I guess I'm much more concerned about whether my center backs are capable turning their bodies than which foot they prefer.

But if all my options are only able to face perpendicular to the end line, left-footed LCB & right-footed RCB are my biggest needs after able to run backwards quickly
This is a cool little interactive but it's just ... not true?
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
Dear colleges without a football coach, I know there's a lot of competition driving prices up, and cash may be tight right now.

I'm available for just $250k salary w/$1 million buyout.

Football is my 7th favorite sport, I watch ~1.7 games/wk, but I do manage the clock better than James Franklin.
Spurs have finally found Pickford's biggest weakness: he's actually pretty ineffective once you shove him out of the way.
That's a foul. He just shoved the keeper out of the way. What the hell?
Once again begging the Sunday morning shows to give the appropriate response to this level of discourse:
"Go fuck yourself."
Bessent on American farmers being hurt by tariffs: "Martha, in case you don't know it, I'm actually a soybean farmer, so I have felt this pain too."
Holy shit, I think he did catch it, but definitely short. About as close as it could have been while still definitely being short.

Zoller is a stud though. Impressive job
Run the clock! Another clown call. Clearly tackled in play
Iffy? Like iffy closes his eyes he won't see the runner down entirely still on the ground with the ball in his hands.
I'm assuming this will be overturned, but are your fucking kidding me with this call in the field?
Fuck off, you clown-ass refs.
Camera work is driving me nuts. Zoom out. I would like to see more than 3 yards ahead of the ball please.
Come on. CJ was breaking on the ball. If he hadn't tripped over the receiver's legs it's at least a deflection if not a pick. No chance that ball gets to the WR.

That's not DPI
The pancake by Tristan Brown was huge to get MK out of the backfield, but what a friggin block by Junior Sherrill block the boundary CB back into the way of the safety.

Massive.
MK effing Ultra Young! 80yds to the house!!!!
"Don't eat that broccoli that comes with it though.

It's all soggy now."
I love the no context stats about the money spent on sports other than football & basketball.
"Can you believe we spend billions on these sports? And women!!?
No you don't need to know how much we spent on those two sports
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We could have built a new football locker room with that money!"
There's no bigger give away for the Score Act not being good for women's and Olympic sports than the fact that big conferences are spending money on it.
Ball don't lie.
Feel free to review that shit.

Hope Pribula is ok. Looks less than ideal.
LOL at Kiffin (apparently good-naturedly) chirping the guy from Oklahoma's defense, then calling out another of their guys as one of the best in the country.

Who would have guessed 10-15 years ago that Lane would end up being college football's fun dad?
Bullshit he didn't know that play was over. If he didn't he would have his him harder.
What a throw by Diego and an even better catch by Tre Richardson tap his back foot in bounds mid-stride before his front foot landed. Incredible
I went to both, and as meaningless as the comparison is for either, I get the impression that most people outside of academics or Atlanta have barely heard of Emory.