ubermitch.bsky.social
@ubermitch.bsky.social
just a simple lawyer from a sleepy border town he/him
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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So we are currently at multiple threatened military operations, attorneys being rejected for improper appointments, suburbanites chasing the armed agents of the state cursing their names, a two vote margin in the house, and consumer sentiment worse than 2008/2009. It’s been less than a year.
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
[like every Farrell brothers movie]
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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He meets with Mamdani one time and immediately tries to step his swag up
quite a look for Trump today
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
in CA state court we use "demurrer" instead of "motion to dismiss," because CA is still technically a Field Code jurisdiction (though in real life the distinction doesn't particularly matter
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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i am going to continue to maintain that normal people hate this shit, and people will *especially* hate *this* shit
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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A thread of clips from the Congressional Record of Jan 10, 1967 – Day 1 of the 90th Congress. Why? Because that was the day the House voted that Adam Clayton Powell, Jr (D-NY), not be administered the oath, even provisionally… eventually leading to the SCOTUS decision in Powell v McCormack.

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November 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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“Hello, fellow kids. Are you also married and openly banging Corey Lewandowski? That’s cool. But you know what’s not cool? Brown people …”
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Did this guy ever get through an entire email without dropping some "by the way, I am a pedophile" reference
Lest there be any insinuation that Dems spared their own. It would be tough for Kathy Ruemmler—Obama’s WH Counsel from 2011 to mid-2014—to come off looking worse in these docs the committee Dems released. oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Trump did the thing, everyone knows he did the thing, and he's got an entire political party and associated media apparatus trying to cover up his clear involvement in the thing. One of the sickest, most sordid chapters in an especially sick and sordid period of modern American history.
November 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I like how these three guys got themselves into the Guinness Book of World Records by making the world’s largest cigarette
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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i've been thinking about this for a few weeks, and i really think that (1) after Trump, the Times freaked out believing they had lost touch with middle America, and (2) attempting to correct course, they lost touch with liberal America, too.
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Politicians should probably get on Bluesky to get better in touch with the American electorate.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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It's highly likely I'm biased, but I think we have the best obituary of Dick Cheney anywhere, and it's all in one frame. From the incredible, 2x Pulitzer-Prize finalist @mattbors.bsky.social, who we're lucky to have as our @inthesetimes.com Comics Editor
November 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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it is not remarked upon enough that these guys just genuinely and sincerely hate america and hate americans
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people

if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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This is guaranteed to happen. And they will post a "TRUMP SAVED YOUR SNAP BENEFITS" message when you log on to the site.
Mark this down:

On Monday, Trump will announce that he "saved" the SNAP program and people will get their food stamps for November. Republicans will claim that Democrats wanted people to starve but Trump made sure it didn't happen. The media will go along with them.
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Genuinely what the fuck is going on in Albania
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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"They don't like me saying it, but I'm saying it. Every Republican is a pedophile. It's so bad, so bad. I call them the Grand Old Pedophile party. They want you to think they're crooks, but look at Rick Scott. He's a crook, very big crook. But also a pedophile, people are saying it more and more."
October 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
@wtyppod.bsky.social stop correctly predicting things
Strange tags on raided apartments, a slumlord speculator under water with the bank & eviction drives in a gentrifying neighborhood. @rebeccaburns.bsky.social investigates how tenants were systematically targeted during September's military-style raid of a Chicago apartment building @inthesetimes.com
Eviction By ICE?
Federal immigration agents appear to have targeted Chicago tenants in “deliberate and systematic ways.” They’re still searching for answers about their landlord’s role in the raid.
inthesetimes.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Analysis | Graham Platner's Nazi tattoo makes him unfit for the U.S. Senate. He should instead set his sights on becoming Secretary of War.
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Honestly, I think the 2024 election was basically viewed as a referendum on public morality by elites and therefore nobody is ever going to apologize for anything ever again no matter how heinous because the American people have spoken.
yeah it is not “liberal censoriousness” to think that you shouldn’t nominate the guy without the sense to not get a nazi tattoo and then not remove it
October 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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speaking of the ACA, I'm so old I can remember when Joe Lieberman killed the public option, and Ezra Klein accused him of being "willing to cause the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people in order to settle an old electoral score," and the entire DC media fainted simultaneously
October 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM