typist in neon
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Pretty sure feminists don't use the word "hysterical."
It was all an act, wasn't it? The entire time.
It was all an act, wasn't it? The entire time.
Much of press tour for S2 AG was talking about how he, the Great Gaiman, was Great, & anyone taking issue with that was a LIAR. "There was a certain amount of — hysteria is an unfair word — but there were definitely some reports that I thought were fairly hysterical,” Gaiman said in a diff interview
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Pretty sure feminists don't use the word "hysterical."
It was all an act, wasn't it? The entire time.
It was all an act, wasn't it? The entire time.
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Bad Bunny: Before I say thanks to God, I'm going to say, ICE out. We're not savages, we're not animals, we're not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.
February 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Bad Bunny: Before I say thanks to God, I'm going to say, ICE out. We're not savages, we're not animals, we're not aliens. We are humans, and we are Americans.
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My wife and I were on a beach in the Wellington area and found this at a car park, in the grass.
It is approximately the size of a person's hand,made of bone, and intricately carved.
I've masked the lower half,as only the legitimate owner will be able to fully describe it.
Please share this...(1)
It is approximately the size of a person's hand,made of bone, and intricately carved.
I've masked the lower half,as only the legitimate owner will be able to fully describe it.
Please share this...(1)
February 2, 2026 at 4:39 AM
My wife and I were on a beach in the Wellington area and found this at a car park, in the grass.
It is approximately the size of a person's hand,made of bone, and intricately carved.
I've masked the lower half,as only the legitimate owner will be able to fully describe it.
Please share this...(1)
It is approximately the size of a person's hand,made of bone, and intricately carved.
I've masked the lower half,as only the legitimate owner will be able to fully describe it.
Please share this...(1)
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Anne Frank died of typhus at Bergen-Belsen
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Anne Frank died of typhus at Bergen-Belsen
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The Grammys.
February 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
The Grammys.
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Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
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Seriously, pick a mythological tradition—any of them, any where in the world—and you'll find the worst of punishments are reserved for those that violate the laws of hospitality
Blood feuds get put on hold until the degenerates that do this kind of thing get buried
You do *not* do this
Blood feuds get put on hold until the degenerates that do this kind of thing get buried
You do *not* do this
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Seriously, pick a mythological tradition—any of them, any where in the world—and you'll find the worst of punishments are reserved for those that violate the laws of hospitality
Blood feuds get put on hold until the degenerates that do this kind of thing get buried
You do *not* do this
Blood feuds get put on hold until the degenerates that do this kind of thing get buried
You do *not* do this
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No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away, until the clock wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life is only the core of their actual existence.
-Terry Pratchett
-Terry Pratchett
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away, until the clock wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life is only the core of their actual existence.
-Terry Pratchett
-Terry Pratchett
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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My video about Gollum is finally done. LotR gets more important by the day, esp as the right continues to try and co-opt it. Stories matter and no joke I think it’s really important to understand this specific story properly, I hope my series helps with that
youtu.be/YC4bo3SOU3U?...
youtu.be/YC4bo3SOU3U?...
Gollum, (Dis)grace, and (Un)heroism | Monsters of LOTR
YouTube video by The Morbid Zoo
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 4:16 PM
My video about Gollum is finally done. LotR gets more important by the day, esp as the right continues to try and co-opt it. Stories matter and no joke I think it’s really important to understand this specific story properly, I hope my series helps with that
youtu.be/YC4bo3SOU3U?...
youtu.be/YC4bo3SOU3U?...
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(extraordinarily laudatory)
January 31, 2026 at 2:17 PM
(extraordinarily laudatory)
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Introducing Cuddles Von Profit, a capitalist cat-astrophe and a purr-fect reminder that billionaires are ridiculous, but cats are essential.
100% less morally reprehensible than a billionaire.
Adopt Cuddles and own a billionaire instead of them owning you.
Warning: Do not eat.
#Caturday #cats
100% less morally reprehensible than a billionaire.
Adopt Cuddles and own a billionaire instead of them owning you.
Warning: Do not eat.
#Caturday #cats
January 31, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Is there anything evil in this world this mfer didn’t touch? Did he invent cancer too?
“/pol/ was created after moot met with jeffrey epstein” is maybe the single most cursed true sentence I have ever had the displeasure of writing
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Is there anything evil in this world this mfer didn’t touch? Did he invent cancer too?
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Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.
Discworld QOTD, from Thud!
“Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘We’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.”
“Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘We’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.”
Discworld QOTD, from Making Money
"‘Even tyrants have to obey the law.’ He paused, looking thoughtful, and continued: ‘No, I tell a lie, tyrants do not have to obey the law, obviously, but they do have to observe the niceties.’"
"‘Even tyrants have to obey the law.’ He paused, looking thoughtful, and continued: ‘No, I tell a lie, tyrants do not have to obey the law, obviously, but they do have to observe the niceties.’"
January 29, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Cheery was aware that Commander Vimes didn't like the phrase 'The innocent have nothing to fear', believing the innocent had everything to fear, mostly from the guilty but in the longer term even more from those who say things like 'The innocent have nothing to fear'.
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I once dressed up for a Beetlejuice themed birthday party as Delia Deetz. I won the ‘Best Deetz’ award. A proud moment. Another GNU for Catherine O’Hara. This one hurts.
January 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I once dressed up for a Beetlejuice themed birthday party as Delia Deetz. I won the ‘Best Deetz’ award. A proud moment. Another GNU for Catherine O’Hara. This one hurts.
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Everyone at TopatoCo supports today's ICE Out strike. Because we are a small business, we will be remaining open; however we will be donating 50% of our profits for today to the National Immigrant Justice Center. #IceOut
January 30, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Everyone at TopatoCo supports today's ICE Out strike. Because we are a small business, we will be remaining open; however we will be donating 50% of our profits for today to the National Immigrant Justice Center. #IceOut
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If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
January 30, 2026 at 5:28 PM
If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.
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WATCH: What if the next DHS killing isn’t videotaped?
w/ @abbierichards.bsky.social
www.mediamatters.org/immigration/...
w/ @abbierichards.bsky.social
www.mediamatters.org/immigration/...
What If The Next DHS Killing Isn't Videotaped?
YouTube video by Media Matters
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
WATCH: What if the next DHS killing isn’t videotaped?
w/ @abbierichards.bsky.social
www.mediamatters.org/immigration/...
w/ @abbierichards.bsky.social
www.mediamatters.org/immigration/...
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ONLY SAW LOLA'S VID IS OUT OF COPYRIGHT HELL QUICK WATCH IT NOW IN CASE IT'S PUT BACK INTO THE ABYSS THAT IS THE FUCKING BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION'S HORRIFICALLY STRINGENT DMCAS
it seems my new video is finally back up 👀 so if you didn't get a chance to finish it (or start) because i got copyright claimed, now's a great time to watch. thanks for your patience folks 🩵
my new video, The Mundane Misery of MAGA's Bluey Copycat, is now up on Nebula 🩵 and will be up on YouTube once copyright nonsense clears. Chip Chilla claims to bring the magic of literature to kids in conservative homes. Does it?
i hate to say it but... it's Chilla Time.
nebula.tv/videos/lolas...
i hate to say it but... it's Chilla Time.
nebula.tv/videos/lolas...
January 30, 2026 at 4:37 PM
ONLY SAW LOLA'S VID IS OUT OF COPYRIGHT HELL QUICK WATCH IT NOW IN CASE IT'S PUT BACK INTO THE ABYSS THAT IS THE FUCKING BRITISH BROADCASTING CORPORATION'S HORRIFICALLY STRINGENT DMCAS
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rip to a FUCKING LEGEND
January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
rip to a FUCKING LEGEND
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As someone who was a little late in learning how to cook: it really isn't that hard! After you get over your initial worries, you realize you just need to follow the instructions. And if you have leftovers, congrats! There is your lunch or dinner for tomorrow or the day after.
please I'm begging you I will teach you to cook it's not that hard
Ma'am you are spending 1/3 of your post-tax income on doordash
January 30, 2026 at 6:46 PM
As someone who was a little late in learning how to cook: it really isn't that hard! After you get over your initial worries, you realize you just need to follow the instructions. And if you have leftovers, congrats! There is your lunch or dinner for tomorrow or the day after.
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God tier crisis management
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
God tier crisis management