ted
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garfield fat cat three pack #8 is out of print and i'm not going to take it anymore
Time Bandits (1981)
Do the Right Thing (1989)
Slacker (1991)
The Jerky Boys: The Movie (1995)
Bordello of Blood (1996)
Rushmore (1998)
Best In Show (2000)
Jandek on Corwood (2004)
The Human Centipede (The First Sequence) (2009)
Trashhumpers (2009)
The Tree of Life (2011)
Nightcrawler (2014)
Do the Right Thing (1989)
Slacker (1991)
The Jerky Boys: The Movie (1995)
Bordello of Blood (1996)
Rushmore (1998)
Best In Show (2000)
Jandek on Corwood (2004)
The Human Centipede (The First Sequence) (2009)
Trashhumpers (2009)
The Tree of Life (2011)
Nightcrawler (2014)
Have asked this before and always like the responses. What are your biggest “I saw that in the first run cinema” flexes? Couple of mine:
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
Transformers: The Movie (1986)
Batman: Mask of the Phantasm (1993)
Office Space (1999)
February 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Time Bandits (1981)
Do the Right Thing (1989)
Slacker (1991)
The Jerky Boys: The Movie (1995)
Bordello of Blood (1996)
Rushmore (1998)
Best In Show (2000)
Jandek on Corwood (2004)
The Human Centipede (The First Sequence) (2009)
Trashhumpers (2009)
The Tree of Life (2011)
Nightcrawler (2014)
Do the Right Thing (1989)
Slacker (1991)
The Jerky Boys: The Movie (1995)
Bordello of Blood (1996)
Rushmore (1998)
Best In Show (2000)
Jandek on Corwood (2004)
The Human Centipede (The First Sequence) (2009)
Trashhumpers (2009)
The Tree of Life (2011)
Nightcrawler (2014)
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Lmao come on man. This is B tier Columbo villain stuff
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Lmao come on man. This is B tier Columbo villain stuff
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Unlimited jihad on all sports gambling apps
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Unlimited jihad on all sports gambling apps
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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kidnapping a 5 year old to bait his father and then shipping them thousands of miles away should put you in prison, yes, but it should also cause every friend and family member you have ever had to permanently reject you in disgrace, and if they don’t, they share your shame
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 AM
kidnapping a 5 year old to bait his father and then shipping them thousands of miles away should put you in prison, yes, but it should also cause every friend and family member you have ever had to permanently reject you in disgrace, and if they don’t, they share your shame
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Many in The Big Apple are saying Let's fuckin' go Pats!
wore my throwback satin Patriots bomber to work today and some guy rolled down his truck window on 51st to yell “Let’s fuckin’ go Pats!” and that’s truly what living in New York is all about
January 16, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Many in The Big Apple are saying Let's fuckin' go Pats!
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Despite the Humungus's promises, guzzoline prices are still rising fast. The wasteland can't afford this... when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
Despite Trump’s promises, grocery prices are still rising fast. Families can’t afford this… when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Despite the Humungus's promises, guzzoline prices are still rising fast. The wasteland can't afford this... when is he going to get serious about lowering costs?
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I've been looking for a reason to write about the Disintegration Loops for a while but then I realized "you can just blog stuff." defector.com/the-disinteg...
'The Disintegration Loops' Are Music's Loveliest Death | Defector
It is hard to say what mood I need to be in to have the urge to put on The Disintegration Loops, because it is hard to say what mood they express. The same five- or 10-second loop, so obviously mournf...
defector.com
January 14, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I've been looking for a reason to write about the Disintegration Loops for a while but then I realized "you can just blog stuff." defector.com/the-disinteg...
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jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
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Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
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Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
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It's bad that they spiked the story and I'm glad all of you ripped it but I'm not going to START watching 60 Minutes now.
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's bad that they spiked the story and I'm glad all of you ripped it but I'm not going to START watching 60 Minutes now.
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Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Historians say "murdered by zoomer with incomprehensible politics" was one of the leading causes of death in the mid 21st century- to be exceeded only by "Climate, Miscellaneous"
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sort of an all time My T-Shirt, Answered By My Shirt situation
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
sort of an all time My T-Shirt, Answered By My Shirt situation
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WWE's counterprogramming of aew is getting out of control
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
WWE's counterprogramming of aew is getting out of control
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ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
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Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
May 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Herman Melville on moderates, all the way back in 1857:
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like most of you, I am gifting all my friends and family copies of American Canto this Christmas season
December 7, 2025 at 9:40 PM
like most of you, I am gifting all my friends and family copies of American Canto this Christmas season
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you're watching sportsball? cute. i'm contemplating unseen realms, and new paradigms.
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
you're watching sportsball? cute. i'm contemplating unseen realms, and new paradigms.
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hey so that sounds like total shit. really fucking awful. bleak. soul and society destroying. world eating levels of bad.
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
hey so that sounds like total shit. really fucking awful. bleak. soul and society destroying. world eating levels of bad.
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
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Do it, Trump. Reopen Action Park.
May 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Do it, Trump. Reopen Action Park.
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"I am Spartacus" except everyone is admitting to felony sexual assault of a minor
epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"I am Spartacus" except everyone is admitting to felony sexual assault of a minor