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welcome. welcome. you have chosen, or have been chosen, to relocate to City Blueskeet
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when pressed about the Venezuelan incursion, Jeffries stated that the president was "enormous," "handsome," and "not wet at all"
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
when pressed about the Venezuelan incursion, Jeffries stated that the president was "enormous," "handsome," and "not wet at all"
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jeffries needs to be the fuck out of office
January 3, 2026 at 5:59 PM
jeffries needs to be the fuck out of office
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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I am begging you, as an American, to boycott the Olympics, boycott the World Cup and sanction us
January 3, 2026 at 7:55 AM
I am begging you, as an American, to boycott the Olympics, boycott the World Cup and sanction us
zohranus mamdanii ugandae, Dei gratii dominus maior novae eboracae urbae
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
zohranus mamdanii ugandae, Dei gratii dominus maior novae eboracae urbae
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Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
January 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Jan 1: this is the year of new Me
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
Jan 12: [eating shredded cheese directly from the bag] new years resolutions are a bourgeois construct for disciplining bodies into productive units for capital
i am a baby mediterranian dictatorship where is my predatory imf loan i have no intention to repay
January 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
i am a baby mediterranian dictatorship where is my predatory imf loan i have no intention to repay
woke 1 was bad. what you miss about it was the ascendancy of grandma woke. the task of woke 3 is to have our pronouns and eat them too
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
woke 1 was bad. what you miss about it was the ascendancy of grandma woke. the task of woke 3 is to have our pronouns and eat them too
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From the perspective of the average person in universe, Star Wars is the story of Count Dooku warning everyone Palpatine was a tyrant and being tragically ignored the misguided old Jedi companions he was forced to take up arms against, only to be vindicated upon death.
December 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
From the perspective of the average person in universe, Star Wars is the story of Count Dooku warning everyone Palpatine was a tyrant and being tragically ignored the misguided old Jedi companions he was forced to take up arms against, only to be vindicated upon death.
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prester don
At this point, Trump is not a mere politician but a symbol—a representation of the Schmittian capture of America under his watch. If you're a supporter, you know with full conviction that there's nothing you can do that he wouldn't pardon. You support Trump—that's the only thing that matters.
December 31, 2025 at 12:49 AM
prester don
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I met R2D2 on the street and he was not gracious at all. C3PO had to apologize for him like, he hasn’t had his crystals today. The crystals that he eats. He has to eat these it’s like cereal to him. He offered to take a pic w/me but I was like lol you are like the Ringo of this. You are below Wicket
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
I met R2D2 on the street and he was not gracious at all. C3PO had to apologize for him like, he hasn’t had his crystals today. The crystals that he eats. He has to eat these it’s like cereal to him. He offered to take a pic w/me but I was like lol you are like the Ringo of this. You are below Wicket
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They had contempt for Biden because they believed he had values; they have respect for Trump because they know he doesn't. Mentality of whipped dogs.
Barely a blip in the news. 🦗from the New York Times editorial and opinion pages. Compare with days of Hunter Biden Hysteria about unprecedented abuse of the pardon power.
December 27, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They had contempt for Biden because they believed he had values; they have respect for Trump because they know he doesn't. Mentality of whipped dogs.
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on some level you have to stand in awe of the gall it takes to use this tone about someone people are angry at for suppressing a story about a concentration camp
December 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
on some level you have to stand in awe of the gall it takes to use this tone about someone people are angry at for suppressing a story about a concentration camp
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the reason the media doesnt cover stories is because right-wing podcasts funded by billionaires set the information agenda in this country for mainstream media
December 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the reason the media doesnt cover stories is because right-wing podcasts funded by billionaires set the information agenda in this country for mainstream media
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
i feel srupider than normal today
December 20, 2025 at 7:17 AM
i feel srupider than normal today
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the central conceit of the american mode of governance is that every person is either already or at least potentially a hypercompetent renaissance man capable of taking up any task and performing adequately enough until help can arrive. maga puts this sickly lie to rest, to our eternal shame
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
the central conceit of the american mode of governance is that every person is either already or at least potentially a hypercompetent renaissance man capable of taking up any task and performing adequately enough until help can arrive. maga puts this sickly lie to rest, to our eternal shame
people in general are not especially amenable to the realization that costs are not just leaden weights that late stage capitalism insists we all carry. i say this as no ally to the gaping, hungry maw of entropy which hourly insists upon being fed our firstfruits without recompense
December 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
people in general are not especially amenable to the realization that costs are not just leaden weights that late stage capitalism insists we all carry. i say this as no ally to the gaping, hungry maw of entropy which hourly insists upon being fed our firstfruits without recompense
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thinking of getting into porridge
December 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
thinking of getting into porridge
"because her husband was at the same concert"
This is going to trigger another round of abuse for this woman but the basic facts appear to be that she was separated at the time and so was the CEO. She recoiled on the jumbotron because her husband was attending the same concert.
At a Coldplay concert in July, Kristin Cabot appeared on the Jumbotron in the arms of her boss. Cabot retreated, trying to make things right with the people who mattered most. Now, for first time since that viral moment, Cabot is sharing her side of the story. trib.al/I8tWdU4
December 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"because her husband was at the same concert"
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The self-congratulatory tone of this press conference is astonishing. Law enforcement misidentified the initial suspect—again—then allowed the actual perpetrator to be completely in the wind for 48 hours, during which time he went on to kill again
Officials say the suspected Brown University shooter was also responsible for the killing of an MIT professor at his Massachusetts home this week. Follow live updates: https://cnn.it/4s2xLSq
December 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
The self-congratulatory tone of this press conference is astonishing. Law enforcement misidentified the initial suspect—again—then allowed the actual perpetrator to be completely in the wind for 48 hours, during which time he went on to kill again