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i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · Jul 1

welcome. welcome. you have chosen, or have been chosen, to relocate to City Blueskeet

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i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 5h

tbf it is one of the less presidential polygons. anything with fewer faces than the quindecahedron is a real risk in the world of politics tbh

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Djinn & Tonic 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇬🇱 @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 5h

Remembering how Fox News lost their minds that one time Obama went pyramidal for a press conference lmfao so stupid

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 5h

make it stop make it stop make it stop

PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 5h

everything is so...floridian nowadays. everything is so tacky polyester slop-coded facebook minions meme greasy crypto scammer now.

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i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 6h

smile dog

i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 2d

somewhat impressed that the lowing bovine herds paused their grazing long enough to join reality with the rest of us

Jacob Bogage @jacobbogage.bsky.social · 3d

👀 NEW: Americans blame Trump and GOP more than Democrats for shutdown, per new @washingtonpost.com poll.

Independents blame Trump and Republicans more than Democrats by a 2-to-1 margin, 46% to 23%.

More: www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 3d

so far during trump's second term, when democrats have "increased the salience of immigration," this has had the effect of significantly decreasing trump's approval rating. effect is moderated through rising negative press coverage of trump's immigration policy
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/kilmar-abr...

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i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 2d

but if i keep pressing the button perhaps Juice Reward will be dispensed

i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 3d

he proceeded to drink 11 iced coffees

Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 4d

why did this make me wheeze out loud

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 5d

You briefly made the people who run this country feel guilty and they will never, ever forgive you for it.

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 5d

again a reminder that the NYT leadership supports Cuomo *because* of his record of sexual harassment, not *despite* it. they have a strong interest in making sure that they and their friends can never again suffer the indignity of being held accountable by their inferiors.

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i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 5d

brain geniuses of the century over at pisscorf

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 5d

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

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i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 5d

rules lawyering is the great ill of society i think

Daniel Knowles @dlknowles.bsky.social · 5d

She now notes an agent pointing a gun at somebody and saying "bang bang you're dead" would, "on the face of it" violate the TRO. Bovino says each situation is different and he would like to know about the specifics

i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 5d

Reasonable Expense Practical Bag Koko

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 5d

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 6d

Trump’s closing argument was literally “Haitians are eating your cats.” This was treated as a scandal for Democrats because Joe Biden said it was racist to be a racist.

Welcome @welcometeam.bsky.social · Dec 26

Our co-founder, Lauren Harper Pope, made clear why Kamala Harris lost the 2024 election.

Hopefully the next two years will give Democrats plenty of time to “recenter and recalibrate” the party’s future.

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i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 6d

jorjor well

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Fubar 🇨🇦 @captainfubar.bsky.social · 7d

I think the US has lost the mandate of heaven

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i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 7d

word girl during the pbs budget cuts:

i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 7d

in a lot of ways woke 1 was bad and intolerable and we should not go back to it, but woke ii (erroneously called "unwoke" by the powers that be) the money, and whatever else woke 1 did, it didn't the money

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i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 7d

we're going to write land acknowledgements you've never even heard of. we're going to append the letter x to the scientific binomials of creatures that don't even have karyotypes. we're going to make the frogs start frog stonewall. let a million woke saplings blossom forth like rafflesia

i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 7d

it's called the peat-caked, age-beringed fist of grandma woke will smash the idol of chuddenliness, and her foul, swampgas breath will wither the new woke in its seed pods. they didn't like grandma woke and her rotten razor teeth, but we'll be bringing her back, folks, uglier and nastier than ever

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i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 7d

i am on record as believing that the world is over in every sense of the word that any of us would care about, but i do hold a small, dimly-shining hope in my heart that grandma woke will wake from her bog-mummy slumber and lay waste to her enemies

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i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 7d

der kaiser hat nicht kein kleiden, und so weitere geschichte

Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 7d

CNN editor-in-chief Mark Thompson, following a While House meeting, sought to soften the news network's coverage of President Trump's demolition of the East Wing, claiming viewers aren't that interested in the story, according to the Status newsletter.

i spil my jice 🎣 @tusionni.bsky.social · 7d

this is what my brain sounds like 24/7

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