Troynelious Q.
@troyneliousq.bsky.social
I drink and I know things. *Former Pop Culture columnist, musician, games journalist and talker.
I’m here for the jokes. Formerly @TheArnold_SoM
I’m here for the jokes. Formerly @TheArnold_SoM
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Gamers: We want shorter games with worse graphics and faster dev times
Also Gamers: "I'll wait until it's on a steam sale, game devs are greedy"
Also Also gamers: "How can I obsess over sales numbers and player counts every day to validate my interests"
Also Gamers: "I'll wait until it's on a steam sale, game devs are greedy"
Also Also gamers: "How can I obsess over sales numbers and player counts every day to validate my interests"
Gamers: I hate micro transactions, they shouldn't exist.
Also gamers: every single game should get regular updates and new content for years after release, without me having to pay for it.
Personally I don't like the predatory microtransactions, but I think extra money for extra content is fine.
Also gamers: every single game should get regular updates and new content for years after release, without me having to pay for it.
Personally I don't like the predatory microtransactions, but I think extra money for extra content is fine.
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gamers: We want shorter games with worse graphics and faster dev times
Also Gamers: "I'll wait until it's on a steam sale, game devs are greedy"
Also Also gamers: "How can I obsess over sales numbers and player counts every day to validate my interests"
Also Gamers: "I'll wait until it's on a steam sale, game devs are greedy"
Also Also gamers: "How can I obsess over sales numbers and player counts every day to validate my interests"
My career post Higher Ed; Recruiting
Young professionals absolutely have their parents along on interviews now. Remote AND in-person
Ask me how I know.
Young professionals absolutely have their parents along on interviews now. Remote AND in-person
Ask me how I know.
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My career post Higher Ed; Recruiting
Young professionals absolutely have their parents along on interviews now. Remote AND in-person
Ask me how I know.
Young professionals absolutely have their parents along on interviews now. Remote AND in-person
Ask me how I know.
I once had a parent drive 3hrs, one way, to sit in FOR their daughter during a routing alcohol violation in a dry building.
She had ONE beer visible in her room. All she had to do was write a paper and meet with me. That’s it.
That was over a decade ago. Its only gotten worse.
She had ONE beer visible in her room. All she had to do was write a paper and meet with me. That’s it.
That was over a decade ago. Its only gotten worse.
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I once had a parent drive 3hrs, one way, to sit in FOR their daughter during a routing alcohol violation in a dry building.
She had ONE beer visible in her room. All she had to do was write a paper and meet with me. That’s it.
That was over a decade ago. Its only gotten worse.
She had ONE beer visible in her room. All she had to do was write a paper and meet with me. That’s it.
That was over a decade ago. Its only gotten worse.
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Northwestern and Columbia being famous for journalism and bending over for Trump seems a little too on the nose these days
This is the second largest payout from a private university to the Trump admin yet, second only to Columbia’s $200m
November 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Northwestern and Columbia being famous for journalism and bending over for Trump seems a little too on the nose these days
Dustin has a good 20-30lbs on half the football dudes “bullying” him
Almost all of the kids look “too old” for the versions of the characters they’re supposed to be.
The show is still the show, but that shit is JARRING 😂
Almost all of the kids look “too old” for the versions of the characters they’re supposed to be.
The show is still the show, but that shit is JARRING 😂
All of em look like they have mortgages now….. Venca should be scared of them… especially ol buddy with the Flat top he got from Supercuts
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Dustin has a good 20-30lbs on half the football dudes “bullying” him
Almost all of the kids look “too old” for the versions of the characters they’re supposed to be.
The show is still the show, but that shit is JARRING 😂
Almost all of the kids look “too old” for the versions of the characters they’re supposed to be.
The show is still the show, but that shit is JARRING 😂
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Only a completely unhinged psychopath could come up with the "Sure, I lied to the cops about where I was when I was chopping up my wife's dead body and disposing of the pieces in places where they'd never be found, but I didn't KILL her" defense strategy.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Only a completely unhinged psychopath could come up with the "Sure, I lied to the cops about where I was when I was chopping up my wife's dead body and disposing of the pieces in places where they'd never be found, but I didn't KILL her" defense strategy.
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All of em look like they have mortgages now….. Venca should be scared of them… especially ol buddy with the Flat top he got from Supercuts
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
All of em look like they have mortgages now….. Venca should be scared of them… especially ol buddy with the Flat top he got from Supercuts
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The part in Die Hard that feels prescient to modern tech is when John has to use the stupid, unnecessary directory screen to find his wife, only to have the security guy say "Yeah that's where everyone in the building is now." Why didn't you just fucking say that? Not every task needs a computer.
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The part in Die Hard that feels prescient to modern tech is when John has to use the stupid, unnecessary directory screen to find his wife, only to have the security guy say "Yeah that's where everyone in the building is now." Why didn't you just fucking say that? Not every task needs a computer.
I did this without my glasses on.
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I did this without my glasses on.
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This framing completely changes the context of what Brolin actually said in the original interview: www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This framing completely changes the context of what Brolin actually said in the original interview: www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
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Aaron Rodgers looks like he tried to break into Kevin McCallister's house while he was home alone for Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Aaron Rodgers looks like he tried to break into Kevin McCallister's house while he was home alone for Christmas
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Bond's outfit for the Day of the Dead in Spectre, a parade so spectacular that Mexico City adopted it as an ongoing tradition
November 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bond's outfit for the Day of the Dead in Spectre, a parade so spectacular that Mexico City adopted it as an ongoing tradition
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Please don't ask me what I think if you don't really wanna know.
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Please don't ask me what I think if you don't really wanna know.
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One thing I’m forever going to hate is the mf who loves being the outlier
“I’m so and so and not offended”, is the phrase I loathe
“I’m so and so and not offended”, is the phrase I loathe
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
One thing I’m forever going to hate is the mf who loves being the outlier
“I’m so and so and not offended”, is the phrase I loathe
“I’m so and so and not offended”, is the phrase I loathe
Mason Rudolph got the chance to prove he was better than than a one armed Aaron Rogers, with a broken nose.
And immediately threw an interception.
This game might win best comedy at the Golden Globes.
And immediately threw an interception.
This game might win best comedy at the Golden Globes.
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Mason Rudolph got the chance to prove he was better than than a one armed Aaron Rogers, with a broken nose.
And immediately threw an interception.
This game might win best comedy at the Golden Globes.
And immediately threw an interception.
This game might win best comedy at the Golden Globes.
Being dragged to the bottom of the ocean
One thing you’re irrationally afraid of?
I’ll give you mine. Being in surgery and the hospital losing power.
I’ll give you mine. Being in surgery and the hospital losing power.
November 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Being dragged to the bottom of the ocean
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“The witness will please stop naming members of the 90s era Bulls”
November 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
“The witness will please stop naming members of the 90s era Bulls”
A full flurry, with classic Muay Thai clinch, body knees, head control, side throw, into half guard.
Preparation met opportunity this day.
Preparation met opportunity this day.
Today's assignment is to count the combos and tell us what number you got.
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A full flurry, with classic Muay Thai clinch, body knees, head control, side throw, into half guard.
Preparation met opportunity this day.
Preparation met opportunity this day.
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i’m being radicalized by peacock charging $10.99 per month and having A MILLION COMMERCIALS
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i’m being radicalized by peacock charging $10.99 per month and having A MILLION COMMERCIALS
When I started converting my grandmother’s recipes into actual measurements after decades of doing them from muscle memory, I was SHOCKED to learn “till it looks right” is just as accurate as “2 cups” more often than not 😂😂
shout out to my grandmother’s stuffing recipe for containing such helpful instructions as ‘cook it til it’s done’ and ‘pour broth til it looks right’
November 30, 2025 at 9:18 PM
When I started converting my grandmother’s recipes into actual measurements after decades of doing them from muscle memory, I was SHOCKED to learn “till it looks right” is just as accurate as “2 cups” more often than not 😂😂
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shout out to my grandmother’s stuffing recipe for containing such helpful instructions as ‘cook it til it’s done’ and ‘pour broth til it looks right’
November 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
shout out to my grandmother’s stuffing recipe for containing such helpful instructions as ‘cook it til it’s done’ and ‘pour broth til it looks right’
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Wild part about this is, even men have told these goofballs "if you make sure she knows she's safe, she will give you the world." They can't. They aren't safe themselves.
Klay is getting catered to all without trying to change her and make her submissive. All he had to do was make her feel loved, secured and seen.
a picture of a man and woman sitting next to a potted plant with the name david written on the bottom
ALT: a picture of a man and woman sitting next to a potted plant with the name david written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Wild part about this is, even men have told these goofballs "if you make sure she knows she's safe, she will give you the world." They can't. They aren't safe themselves.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"