The Cocky One
@cockymf.bsky.social
Gen X Black man born & raised in Hollis, Queens. Don't let the silliness fool you.
Knicks, Giants, Yankees.....in that order.
Knicks, Giants, Yankees.....in that order.
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The Cocky One
@cockymf.bsky.social
· Dec 8
United Negro College Fund Home Page - UNCF
UNCF empowers more students more than 50,000 students to get to and through college each year.
uncf.org
Every time some bot asks me to help them in Gaza I block it and give to the United Negro College Fund.
Way too many people care more about a bunch of people half a world away than their neighbor next door to them. And b4 you me you can do both tell me when you gave to a Black org
uncf.org
Way too many people care more about a bunch of people half a world away than their neighbor next door to them. And b4 you me you can do both tell me when you gave to a Black org
uncf.org
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Planning on making someone look like this around 2am
a close up of a woman 's face with a gifsec.com logo in the corner
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a gifsec.com logo in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Planning on making someone look like this around 2am
So someone at my family Thanksgiving brought a random white baby and the looks on people's faces. Literally people are going "Who's white baby???“
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November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
So someone at my family Thanksgiving brought a random white baby and the looks on people's faces. Literally people are going "Who's white baby???“
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It's so hard being a parent. Look at the bullshit my daughter sends me WHILE I'M MAKING BREAKFAST!!!
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's so hard being a parent. Look at the bullshit my daughter sends me WHILE I'M MAKING BREAKFAST!!!
Put a bunch of other stuff on my plate and then say I forgot to grab the nasty shit. Then never go back for it.
3. How do you avoid dishes that you already know won’t be good without being offensive?
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Put a bunch of other stuff on my plate and then say I forgot to grab the nasty shit. Then never go back for it.
Posting so that we all have this video in out gallery. 😇
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Posting so that we all have this video in out gallery. 😇
The alt text is hilarious
Here is the real human behind the Ai gospel singer. Of course.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The alt text is hilarious
I think that's an upgrade.
We don't have turkey this year. Fried chicken and brisket.
November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I think that's an upgrade.
Asians finding out they're not as close to whiteness as they thought.
Black people did try to warn them.
Black people did try to warn them.
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Asians finding out they're not as close to whiteness as they thought.
Black people did try to warn them.
Black people did try to warn them.
Michelle is married
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Michelle is married
Crying in synch is diabolical!! 🤣🤣
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Crying in synch is diabolical!! 🤣🤣
Ummmmm if I'm not fucking her why would I care what they call me in the group chat???
When in doubt… Send her some money.
It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
It might not work out in your favor but at least you won’t get called broke in the group chat.
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Ummmmm if I'm not fucking her why would I care what they call me in the group chat???
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Still wondering what you can do? Here’s your answer for Black Friday Week: don’t support companies that don’t support you. Stop financing your own oppression. We ain’t buying it.
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Still wondering what you can do? Here’s your answer for Black Friday Week: don’t support companies that don’t support you. Stop financing your own oppression. We ain’t buying it.
Black Americans warned all the non Black POCs that are now getting deported that this would happen. They didn't listen and instead leaned into their anti Blackness and sexism.
Oh well......you should of listened to people that know.
Oh well......you should of listened to people that know.
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Black Americans warned all the non Black POCs that are now getting deported that this would happen. They didn't listen and instead leaned into their anti Blackness and sexism.
Oh well......you should of listened to people that know.
Oh well......you should of listened to people that know.
Watching people on here thinking mayors are messiahs and I'm completely amused at the people that don't see how this is playing out EXACTLY like 2015.
I'm especially amused how the mayor's Black fans on here aren't picking up in that.
I'm especially amused how the mayor's Black fans on here aren't picking up in that.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Watching people on here thinking mayors are messiahs and I'm completely amused at the people that don't see how this is playing out EXACTLY like 2015.
I'm especially amused how the mayor's Black fans on here aren't picking up in that.
I'm especially amused how the mayor's Black fans on here aren't picking up in that.
This is pretty accurate actually.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is pretty accurate actually.
Apple pie slander?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Apple pie slander?!?!
Yall starting to drift into Two Girls One Cup territory.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Yall starting to drift into Two Girls One Cup territory.
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The meltdown we are going to see on this app if Mamdani doesn't turn out to be the second coming of the Messiah is going to be hilarious to watch.
Schumer & Gillibrand facing mutiny from Dems over their outdated “corporate-friendly” playbook, refusal to back Zohran, etc.
Long overdue. @schumer.senate.gov
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
Long overdue. @schumer.senate.gov
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/24/u...
November 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The meltdown we are going to see on this app if Mamdani doesn't turn out to be the second coming of the Messiah is going to be hilarious to watch.
My daughter last night
19. Who was the last person who told you that they loved you?
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My daughter last night
Summer and it's not even close
13. If seasons never changed and you had to pick one to live in forever, which one would it be?
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Summer and it's not even close
Ketchup, mustard, relish or onions
10. What do you like on your hot dog?
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Ketchup, mustard, relish or onions
Women, carbs and sugar.
In that order.
In that order.
4. What is your vice?
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Women, carbs and sugar.
In that order.
In that order.