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Twin said, come late October/early November we gone see an INFLUX of newborns, chile. 😂
Y’all be safe out there.
Y’all be safe out there.
Congratulations in advance yall 🎉🥳🎊🙌🏾🤰🏾. I know how feral yall get during inclement weather.
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Twin said, come late October/early November we gone see an INFLUX of newborns, chile. 😂
Y’all be safe out there.
Y’all be safe out there.
January 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
BABYYYY!!! Ron won me over tonight! I still think he was an awful faithful and never want him to return to #TheTraitorsUS franchise again, but I DO think he’d be better suited for #TheTraitorsUK.
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 AM
BABYYYY!!! Ron won me over tonight! I still think he was an awful faithful and never want him to return to #TheTraitorsUS franchise again, but I DO think he’d be better suited for #TheTraitorsUK.
No, really… This was so damn wild! 😭😭😭 #TheTraitorsUS
January 23, 2026 at 3:26 AM
No, really… This was so damn wild! 😭😭😭 #TheTraitorsUS
I have wanted Ron out all season because he’s been an AWFUL faithful. But that “lemme say my last goodbye” round table move? Yeah… he ate that shit up! #TheTraitorsUS
January 23, 2026 at 3:22 AM
I have wanted Ron out all season because he’s been an AWFUL faithful. But that “lemme say my last goodbye” round table move? Yeah… he ate that shit up! #TheTraitorsUS
“I’ll protect you at the round table if you protect me at the turret” is a WILD thing to say to someone who is very clearly a traitor.
But okay, Colton. Go off, girl. #TheTraitorsUS
But okay, Colton. Go off, girl. #TheTraitorsUS
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
“I’ll protect you at the round table if you protect me at the turret” is a WILD thing to say to someone who is very clearly a traitor.
But okay, Colton. Go off, girl. #TheTraitorsUS
But okay, Colton. Go off, girl. #TheTraitorsUS
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...Have I changed so DRAS-TIC-LEE?!
January 23, 2026 at 1:15 AM
...Have I changed so DRAS-TIC-LEE?!
Or could it be…
…that the stranger is ME?!?!
…that the stranger is ME?!?!
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Or could it be…
…that the stranger is ME?!?!
…that the stranger is ME?!?!
Mama Pope (Khandi Alexander) on Abbott?? All I see is wrist chewing in a jail cell. Scandal really left a mark. 😩 #AbbottElementary
January 22, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Mama Pope (Khandi Alexander) on Abbott?? All I see is wrist chewing in a jail cell. Scandal really left a mark. 😩 #AbbottElementary
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Oh, so you want everybody’s eardrums ruptured? Cool, cool.
I am once again praying for a Fantasia / Kelly Clarkson joint album.
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Oh, so you want everybody’s eardrums ruptured? Cool, cool.
Oh, so you want everybody’s eardrums ruptured? Cool, cool.
I am once again praying for a Fantasia / Kelly Clarkson joint album.
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Oh, so you want everybody’s eardrums ruptured? Cool, cool.
My cute lil’ 35 lb fur kid is adorable… until he starts snoring like a 300 lb grown ass man with sleep apnea.
January 20, 2026 at 4:06 AM
My cute lil’ 35 lb fur kid is adorable… until he starts snoring like a 300 lb grown ass man with sleep apnea.
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My mother mailed me funeral programs for years. I finally asked her to stop because (1) I don’t know these people and (2) I would prefer not to be traumatized by the U.S. Postal Service every week.
I then encouraged her to start a spreadsheet so she could update me once a year on all the passings…
I then encouraged her to start a spreadsheet so she could update me once a year on all the passings…
My aunt every week in the fam chat: our cousin in law baby cousin Tracy, twice removed brother just died.
Me: uh kayyy
Me: uh kayyy
a woman wearing a necklace and earrings says uhhhkaaayyy
ALT: a woman wearing a necklace and earrings says uhhhkaaayyy
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January 19, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My mother mailed me funeral programs for years. I finally asked her to stop because (1) I don’t know these people and (2) I would prefer not to be traumatized by the U.S. Postal Service every week.
I then encouraged her to start a spreadsheet so she could update me once a year on all the passings…
I then encouraged her to start a spreadsheet so she could update me once a year on all the passings…
My mother mailed me funeral programs for years. I finally asked her to stop because (1) I don’t know these people and (2) I would prefer not to be traumatized by the U.S. Postal Service every week.
I then encouraged her to start a spreadsheet so she could update me once a year on all the passings…
I then encouraged her to start a spreadsheet so she could update me once a year on all the passings…
My aunt every week in the fam chat: our cousin in law baby cousin Tracy, twice removed brother just died.
Me: uh kayyy
Me: uh kayyy
a woman wearing a necklace and earrings says uhhhkaaayyy
ALT: a woman wearing a necklace and earrings says uhhhkaaayyy
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My mother mailed me funeral programs for years. I finally asked her to stop because (1) I don’t know these people and (2) I would prefer not to be traumatized by the U.S. Postal Service every week.
I then encouraged her to start a spreadsheet so she could update me once a year on all the passings…
I then encouraged her to start a spreadsheet so she could update me once a year on all the passings…
NYTimes: “From 2021 to 2024, anti-gay bias rose by around 10%. Increases also appeared in bias toward Black, darker-skinned, older, disabled and overweight people... Just as bias against gay people fell especially steeply before 2020, it has surged particularly sharply since.”
Opinion | Americans Are Turning Against Gay People
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January 19, 2026 at 5:52 PM
NYTimes: “From 2021 to 2024, anti-gay bias rose by around 10%. Increases also appeared in bias toward Black, darker-skinned, older, disabled and overweight people... Just as bias against gay people fell especially steeply before 2020, it has surged particularly sharply since.”
Heavenly… ma’am!!! PLEASE!!! #MarriedToMedicine
But she told the truth when she said this at #BravoCon:
But she told the truth when she said this at #BravoCon:
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Heavenly… ma’am!!! PLEASE!!! #MarriedToMedicine
But she told the truth when she said this at #BravoCon:
But she told the truth when she said this at #BravoCon:
I love Angel for clocking Toya cuz she’s been on some bullshit all season tbh! Please get her together, ma’am! #MarriedToMedicine
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I love Angel for clocking Toya cuz she’s been on some bullshit all season tbh! Please get her together, ma’am! #MarriedToMedicine
Every time I see Brandi, all I hear is Jackie saying, “Excuse me, is your thyroid enlarged?”
Cuz why did she say that? 😭😭😭 #MarriedToMedicine
Cuz why did she say that? 😭😭😭 #MarriedToMedicine
January 19, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Every time I see Brandi, all I hear is Jackie saying, “Excuse me, is your thyroid enlarged?”
Cuz why did she say that? 😭😭😭 #MarriedToMedicine
Cuz why did she say that? 😭😭😭 #MarriedToMedicine
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Listen.
Gizelle is neither funny enough nor rich enough for the shade she throws. Once Karen comes back, let Gizelle go. #RHOP
Gizelle is neither funny enough nor rich enough for the shade she throws. Once Karen comes back, let Gizelle go. #RHOP
I’d actually love to see a season of #RHOP without Gizelle. At this point, her primary storyline is bullying the other women and that isn’t enough to merit her maintaining her flute — especially not when Stacey is actually carrying the show.
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Listen.
Gizelle is neither funny enough nor rich enough for the shade she throws. Once Karen comes back, let Gizelle go. #RHOP
Gizelle is neither funny enough nor rich enough for the shade she throws. Once Karen comes back, let Gizelle go. #RHOP
The women of #MarriedToMedicine know how to carry a storyline! This has been a bomb ass season so far. It feels like they low key, high key got together to align their individual arcs and committed to a cohesive narrative before filming. We love to see it!
January 19, 2026 at 2:35 AM
The women of #MarriedToMedicine know how to carry a storyline! This has been a bomb ass season so far. It feels like they low key, high key got together to align their individual arcs and committed to a cohesive narrative before filming. We love to see it!