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@sirbrandonthomas.com
think piece in the skeets, meme in the sheets.
always very Black, occasionally very gay.

https://www.youtube.com/@sirbrandonthomas
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“White Men Lost Everything” x Sam Jay
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Tree #1, its name is Kirk Franklin… you know, cuz Silver & Gold. 🙂‍↕️
November 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Christmas time is here… 🎄
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
💯💯💯💯💯
Your pessimism within dating leaks into your actions.

We need to be more aware of how our jadedness and pessimism subconsciously influences how we date.

Everyone has a “story” but don’t let your story stop you from creating new ones.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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This is a perfect example of what I mean when I say, "most people don't wanna be told the truth." Especially about themselves.
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Let @blackranga.blacksky.app tell it, this is me.

(Mind you, he isn’t wrong. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️)
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
@blackranga.blacksky.app hey girl, hey! 🙄
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I cackled 😂
“White Men Lost Everything” x Sam Jay
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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I swear every episode connected so many dots for me as to why they act like that, I truly didn’t get it before.
“White Men Lost Everything” x Sam Jay
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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😂😂😂😂
“White Men Lost Everything” x Sam Jay
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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I would like to watch this entire stand-up special, please and thank you.
“White Men Lost Everything” x Sam Jay
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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😂😂😂😂
“White Men Lost Everything” x Sam Jay
November 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
“White Men Lost Everything” x Sam Jay
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
How this you but…?
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Live footage of me in my living room, experiencing anticipatory grief for the loss of what I believed was a genuine friendship. I’m grateful that I understand better now, but this shit still hurts…
November 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Live recording of the call I just got from Brandon:
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I know we have another month in 2025, but I’ve already made up my mind to leave @blackranga.blacksky.app in this year. I refuse to endure his abuse in 2026. This has to end; I deserve so much better.

Now taking apps for a new BFF! Must treat me better than Black Ranga.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The Boy Is Mine Tour. 🙂‍↕️

For the record, I love Brandy and Monica, but I also appreciate live singing. Unfortunately, the tour didn’t seem to be delivering that experience. 😬
10. What experience or event from this year are you glad to be leaving behind, even though you may not have been happy about it at the time?
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Chitterlings are good and sugar go on grits
5. What’s a controversial food take that you’d stand ten toes down and defend at all costs?
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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to all the people who says “everything” who hurt you??
November 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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That awkward moment you end your prayer with “in the sweet masculine name of Jesus” thinking you’re giving hetero-alpha-male energy but it’s actually giving masc for masc bottom teas…

It’s giving accidental coming out party.
A man we barely knew was allowed to lead prayer, and he ended it "in the SWEET, MASCULINE name of Jesus!"
6. What’s your funniest Thanksgiving memory?
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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The macaroni and cheese of course
1. What is the Thanksgiving side dish that really has main character energy?
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Watching #Thanksgiving eps of old shows. Just started A Different World S6E9/10 and realized Gary Dourdan is absolutely to blame for my occasional, very homosexual tendencies. *fans self*
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM