Tommy tongue the third
@tomtongue.bsky.social
Representative of Oregon's 1st district 1897-1903. Garbage and personal opinions.
Reminder to self: delete posts every new moon
Reminder to self: delete posts every new moon
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been eating this for lunch all week and it's fantastic. sorta like malai kofta
Just bolted straight up in bed realizing that I could eat the curry I just made over tater tots instead of rice
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
been eating this for lunch all week and it's fantastic. sorta like malai kofta
Its a honkey donkey day
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Its a honkey donkey day
What this guy said
the truth is that we all think of ourselves has "knowing things" and "having opinions" but for all of us, like 50% of our thoughts are stored in other people
I was talking to an older relative about how they have friends and relatives who are completely mentally wiped out by Fox News, are constantly angry and repeating Fox News shit, but if you can keep them away from Fox News for a single day they start, like, coming out of it -
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What this guy said
No the 21st century began with y2k or 911
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
No the 21st century began with y2k or 911
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I think this is probably correct
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I think this is probably correct
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I need you all to know that a ton of folks put a HEROIC amount of effort into keeping Archive going this week
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I need you all to know that a ton of folks put a HEROIC amount of effort into keeping Archive going this week
Thinkin about atheism
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Thinkin about atheism
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Just a reminder, that possibly the oldest piece of palaeoart dates to the Neolithic. The petroglyphs of horned characters with trumpets, recorded on the same rock as a ornithischian footprints (Zagaje Formation) in Poland, might be an early reconstruction of the Jurassic tracemaker.
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Just a reminder, that possibly the oldest piece of palaeoart dates to the Neolithic. The petroglyphs of horned characters with trumpets, recorded on the same rock as a ornithischian footprints (Zagaje Formation) in Poland, might be an early reconstruction of the Jurassic tracemaker.
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If a company lists a job that they know they don't intend to fill they should be getting fined more than the supposed salary of the job.
Approximately 30% of all job postings are fake, with millions of ghost jobs making a tough hiring process even worse.
November 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
If a company lists a job that they know they don't intend to fill they should be getting fined more than the supposed salary of the job.
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I struggled with this devotional portrait for months!! I finally finished it after doing shadow work and self-administering reiki at my altar... and on the Deipnon, no less! Hekate has given me many gifts, and I am so honored to give Her my work in return.
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I struggled with this devotional portrait for months!! I finally finished it after doing shadow work and self-administering reiki at my altar... and on the Deipnon, no less! Hekate has given me many gifts, and I am so honored to give Her my work in return.
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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I could not have imagined six months ago how often and how powerfully the world around me would corroborate this theory.
I read a study that suggests that the vast majority of people, including very educated people, dislike thinking and will avoid it when possible, and I'm not sure I believe that (it feels glib and reductive) but idk it does explain this whole situation (being alive)
November 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I could not have imagined six months ago how often and how powerfully the world around me would corroborate this theory.
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These are related btw
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
These are related btw
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so what im gleaning is that nazi germany must have been pedophile heaven for many years
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
so what im gleaning is that nazi germany must have been pedophile heaven for many years
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when i was 15 i was convinced i wasn’t good enough for my very pretty girlfriend so i did all her homework for her, which eventually included reading “slaughterhouse-five,” which immediately led to me ignoring the fuck out of my very pretty girlfriend as i read kurt vonnegut’s other 13 novels.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
when i was 15 i was convinced i wasn’t good enough for my very pretty girlfriend so i did all her homework for her, which eventually included reading “slaughterhouse-five,” which immediately led to me ignoring the fuck out of my very pretty girlfriend as i read kurt vonnegut’s other 13 novels.
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thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
September 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
thinking about this screenshot from Columbo that makes it look like a 90s point-and-click adventure game
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When you yell at me, this is who you are yelling at
March 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
When you yell at me, this is who you are yelling at
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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it's good for young children to be exposed to as many weird smells as possible. helps them develop their brain i wager
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
it's good for young children to be exposed to as many weird smells as possible. helps them develop their brain i wager
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I’d like to begin tonight with a moon acknowledgment. She’s up there. Let’s proceed.
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 AM
I’d like to begin tonight with a moon acknowledgment. She’s up there. Let’s proceed.
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Customers have changed my life
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Customers have changed my life