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when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
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I would like to say something: American canto is the stupidest fucking name for a book about a reporter sleeping with a guy who looks and sounds like wile e coyote after he gets run over by an 18 wheeler
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I would like to say something: American canto is the stupidest fucking name for a book about a reporter sleeping with a guy who looks and sounds like wile e coyote after he gets run over by an 18 wheeler
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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This video has been killing me
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This video has been killing me
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff
October 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ive decided that i genuinely do not understand the current right wing ideology at all. no idea what you could get out of it that would make you feel good about yourself or the direction of the world you occupy. just really bizarre stuff
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
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I can also picture Skattebo repeatedly saying his own name like Pikachu
October 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I can also picture Skattebo repeatedly saying his own name like Pikachu
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that last one about wrecking his car outside a Hooter's fucking took me out
Was trying to find this to confirm it’s real. Turns out it’s from Threads and dril is killing it over there
August 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
that last one about wrecking his car outside a Hooter's fucking took me out
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
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The core of these people’s belief system is that we need to kill off The Weak, and The Weak is anyone who ends up dying as a result of the dismantling of a functioning society. That’s called a tautology and it’s a very convincing argument if you’re stupid.
Shocking the extent to which a lot of the GOP is committed to killing their own voters
February 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
The core of these people’s belief system is that we need to kill off The Weak, and The Weak is anyone who ends up dying as a result of the dismantling of a functioning society. That’s called a tautology and it’s a very convincing argument if you’re stupid.
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Murdering CEOs isn’t going to solve anything articles from the same people who said marching in the streets against cop violence isn’t going to solve anything and protesting genocide isn’t going to solve anything.
December 13, 2024 at 4:42 PM
Murdering CEOs isn’t going to solve anything articles from the same people who said marching in the streets against cop violence isn’t going to solve anything and protesting genocide isn’t going to solve anything.
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It's almost like most americans really despise for profit healthcare and that a presidential candidate who made single payer one of his core policies and really hammered the message home could win in a landslide if his campaign wasn't throttled by his own party on purpose
December 13, 2024 at 5:22 PM
It's almost like most americans really despise for profit healthcare and that a presidential candidate who made single payer one of his core policies and really hammered the message home could win in a landslide if his campaign wasn't throttled by his own party on purpose
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the college football playoff selection show is so good. it's like if the news began with 25 minutes of anchors talking to each other like "i'm looking forward to reporting the news. it will be very interesting to find out what the news will be"
December 8, 2024 at 5:09 PM
the college football playoff selection show is so good. it's like if the news began with 25 minutes of anchors talking to each other like "i'm looking forward to reporting the news. it will be very interesting to find out what the news will be"
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It's clear that vast numbers of people in this country despise the predatory healthcare system we have set up to enrich the few at the expense of 95% of our well being. You would think some Democrats would pick up on this and run with it but they will not because they are paid by the same predators.
December 4, 2024 at 11:30 PM
It's clear that vast numbers of people in this country despise the predatory healthcare system we have set up to enrich the few at the expense of 95% of our well being. You would think some Democrats would pick up on this and run with it but they will not because they are paid by the same predators.
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unproductively angry about the Jonathan Chait piece. if "which of trans people's rights to just exist should we have given away to win?" is part of your deal then you do not deserve to notch even a single win
November 28, 2024 at 12:10 AM
unproductively angry about the Jonathan Chait piece. if "which of trans people's rights to just exist should we have given away to win?" is part of your deal then you do not deserve to notch even a single win
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The Wicker Man (1973) set under construction
November 25, 2024 at 4:10 PM
The Wicker Man (1973) set under construction
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A real telling thing is when someone frames the left's causes and concerns as being "edgy" or "cool" or "larping" or "pure" or whatever. Not only do you not believe in a better world yourself you can't even imagine someone else believing in it.
A kind of Hell if you ask me.
A kind of Hell if you ask me.
November 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
A real telling thing is when someone frames the left's causes and concerns as being "edgy" or "cool" or "larping" or "pure" or whatever. Not only do you not believe in a better world yourself you can't even imagine someone else believing in it.
A kind of Hell if you ask me.
A kind of Hell if you ask me.
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Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
November 25, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track
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LIBERAL: LOL. Imagine if Hitler was trans. He’d be even worse
LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in
LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in
November 25, 2024 at 1:54 AM
LIBERAL: LOL. Imagine if Hitler was trans. He’d be even worse
LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in
LIBERAL: (after one gently-worded bit of pushback) Throughout history, comedy has been an important tool in the delegitimization of authoritarian regimes [1]. Even in the depths of the Warsaw Ghetto [2], humor played a significant role in