Hoff Matthews
@hoffmatthews.bsky.social
Comedian and video editor
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listen just give me the keys to America, once I'm done fixing the biggest & most important problems I'm gonna put together a government funded Cool Animation committee. we're gonna flood the zone with cool animated movies, constantly. vote for me
From: Tchou-Tchou (1972), dir. Co Hoedeman, National Film Board of Canada
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
listen just give me the keys to America, once I'm done fixing the biggest & most important problems I'm gonna put together a government funded Cool Animation committee. we're gonna flood the zone with cool animated movies, constantly. vote for me
11/30/90: George H. W. Bush on women 👇 #cheapfake
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
11/30/90: George H. W. Bush on women 👇 #cheapfake
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Blood City, P.D. had one of the best ensemble casts in TV history
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Blood City, P.D. had one of the best ensemble casts in TV history
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defunct should be spelled defunked
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
defunct should be spelled defunked
President Trump on math 🧠 #cheapfake
November 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
President Trump on math 🧠 #cheapfake
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I’m thankful for my family, $tokenError:invalidMatrix, and being able to generate potential Thanksgiving conversations ahead of time so I can rehearse. It’s not just Turkey Day — it’s an opportunity for optimized discussions without the awkward moments. Thanks OpenAI!
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m thankful for my family, $tokenError:invalidMatrix, and being able to generate potential Thanksgiving conversations ahead of time so I can rehearse. It’s not just Turkey Day — it’s an opportunity for optimized discussions without the awkward moments. Thanks OpenAI!
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Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Doctor: Mr. Gibson, I'm afraid I have some upsetting news
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
Me: Lay it on me like gravy Doc, you're as crazy as yo mama
Doctor: You have stage 4 John Candy in JFK disease. There are no treatment options
Me: Say it ain't so Daddy-O! I've got the right ta-ra but the wrong ho-ho!
I bleeped this on other platforms but here on Bluesky you get the full uncensored version. YOU’RE WELCOME
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I bleeped this on other platforms but here on Bluesky you get the full uncensored version. YOU’RE WELCOME
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just found out that Bill Maher is one of the people interviewed for the Gahan Wilson documentary. that almost makes me more interested to watch it because I want to see how he can somehow find a way to be annoying, stupid, and/or incorrect about liking Gahan Wilson's work
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
just found out that Bill Maher is one of the people interviewed for the Gahan Wilson documentary. that almost makes me more interested to watch it because I want to see how he can somehow find a way to be annoying, stupid, and/or incorrect about liking Gahan Wilson's work
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Today is my birthday! Here is a thread of my movies -- trailers, then a link to watch for free. Please check them out... it's all I want for my birthday.
FAILED STATE
FAILED STATE
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Today is my birthday! Here is a thread of my movies -- trailers, then a link to watch for free. Please check them out... it's all I want for my birthday.
FAILED STATE
FAILED STATE
11/26/20: Donald Trump on massive dumps 🤬 #cheapfake
November 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
11/26/20: Donald Trump on massive dumps 🤬 #cheapfake
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt on jugs 🍶 #cheapfake
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt on jugs 🍶 #cheapfake
The Wire, Season 23: Daniels and McNulty fume over their case against Nathan “Hollowpoint” Fayette being thrown out after a judge rules that District of Maryland federal prosecutor Catturd was improperly appointed
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The Wire, Season 23: Daniels and McNulty fume over their case against Nathan “Hollowpoint” Fayette being thrown out after a judge rules that District of Maryland federal prosecutor Catturd was improperly appointed
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“There’s too much fuckin shit on me”
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
“There’s too much fuckin shit on me”
Zohran Mamdani and Donald Trump make fun of racist reporter 🎤 #cheapfake
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Zohran Mamdani and Donald Trump make fun of racist reporter 🎤 #cheapfake
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November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Once everyone who worked on a movie is dead the film should be permanently withdrawn from circulation, deleted, negatives burned, huge penalties for piracy. Cinema is for the living
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Once everyone who worked on a movie is dead the film should be permanently withdrawn from circulation, deleted, negatives burned, huge penalties for piracy. Cinema is for the living
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logging on to Truth Social and posting this at all these people
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
logging on to Truth Social and posting this at all these people
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"the culture is right wing now" is an astroturfed lie fed to you by the media & rich elites trying to hold onto their money. it was never true! dont believe that shit
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"the culture is right wing now" is an astroturfed lie fed to you by the media & rich elites trying to hold onto their money. it was never true! dont believe that shit
11/20/10: Barack Obama on blunting the Taliban 💨 #cheapfake
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
11/20/10: Barack Obama on blunting the Taliban 💨 #cheapfake
Donald Trump and Mohammed bin Salman speak with the press 🪚 #cheapfake
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Donald Trump and Mohammed bin Salman speak with the press 🪚 #cheapfake
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BE NOT AFRAID
I GO BEFORE YOU ALWAYS
I GO BEFORE YOU ALWAYS
a thing I've been wanting to organize forever is a bar meetup for lapsed catholics where we can all get loaded and sing "here i am lord" and "lord of the dance" and all the other church bangers
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
BE NOT AFRAID
I GO BEFORE YOU ALWAYS
I GO BEFORE YOU ALWAYS
Finance guy wandering around lower Manhattan the morning after the election, singing along to Geese’s “Taxes” and crying
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Finance guy wandering around lower Manhattan the morning after the election, singing along to Geese’s “Taxes” and crying