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Tim Barnes

@timbarnes.bsky.social

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Writer: “All That” revival (Nick) + “The Tonight Show” (NBC) + “Warped!” (Nick) / creator of “Maurice On Mars” (Comedy Central) (http://linktr.ee/mauriceonmars) / WEBSITE: timbarnescomedy.com / NEWSLETTER: timbarnescomedy.substack.com

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · Mar 29

the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 2d

how was this six months ago?

Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · Mar 29

the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate

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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · 2d

Hoff's Horrorfest is TONIGHT! Live comedy and THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933) at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! 🫥🕶️ Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social and Mary Bess Pritchett! www.caveat.nyc/events/hoffs...

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 3d

come hang out with me and @hoffmatthews.bsky.social at @caveatnyc.bsky.social tomorrow!

Hoff’s Horrorfest Presents: The Invisible Man

This Halloween season, your favorite comedy show and horror movie screening series Hoff's Horrorfest presents The Invisible Man!

www.caveat.nyc

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 3d

some thoughts on Black representation in horror cinema…

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 3d

the AI videos will not bring your father back from “going to get some milk.”

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 3d

come on over! we can watch a movie together on my phone. the sound is broken so you gotta read subtitles. but you better not read my texts. hello?… still there?! oh, yeah my sounds is broken.

Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 12d

i honestly don’t even really know what this means, but why does it feel like every Jordan Peele movie is about Will Smith?

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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 18d

Got my performance review.

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 18d

another thing written by me for Collider (wow, i have a way with words)

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 25d

shame on Disney. why is the president married to the Pixar lamp?

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 26d

okay, i’ll bite. what’s a charliekirk?

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · 27d

the difference between Bob Marley singing "I Shot the Sheriff" and Eric Clapton singing "I Shot the Sheriff" is the jury reaction

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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · Sep 16

9/16/10: Bernie Sanders on Raekwon 🎵 #cheapfake

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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · Sep 14

Drew Carey is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met.

Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · Sep 14

for Collider, i wrote about the strange majesty that is ‘The Drew Carey Show’

collider.com/drew-carey-s...

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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · Sep 14

"Every episode of The Drew Carey Show was in some way a roast of Drew Carey, filled with jokes made at his own expense, often by himself while holding back laughter."

Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · Sep 14

for Collider, i wrote about the strange majesty that is ‘The Drew Carey Show’

collider.com/drew-carey-s...

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Canadian Mech-X4 Donald 🇨🇦🤖🦾 @rangerdonald.bsky.social · Sep 14

youtu.be/KbYbc2IVqVg?...

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · Sep 14

for Collider, i wrote about the strange majesty that is ‘The Drew Carey Show’

collider.com/drew-carey-s...

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · Sep 11

protect them from COVID?

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · Sep 9

when does that guy from ‘The Paper’ start attending a ‘Star War’?

Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · Sep 7

the Trump administration of the living embodiment of “but wait, there’s more!”

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Hoff Matthews @hoffmatthews.bsky.social · Sep 4

On 10/13 my comedy show/horror movie screening series Hoff’s Horrorfest will show THE INVISIBLE MAN (1933) at @caveatnyc.bsky.social! 🫥🕶️ Get your tix now: www.caveat.nyc/events/hoffs... Produced by me, @coolandnice.bsky.social, @timbarnes.bsky.social, @iangoldstein.bsky.social & Mary Bess Pritchett!

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · Sep 3

RIP CBS News

jon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · Sep 3

Lord save us:

"Paramount is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told."

The Bari Market

With Paramount securely in his pocket, David Ellison is on the verge of acquiring Bari Weiss’s The Free Press and tossing her the keys to CBS News. The deal is on the 1-yard line, I’m told.

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · Sep 2

a Netflix travel series set imediately after the Emancipation Proclamation called ‘Somebody Freed Phil’

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Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · Aug 29

please make him a cast member

Tim Barnes @timbarnes.bsky.social · Aug 28

Saturday is leaving ‘SNL’

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