Tim Barnes
@timbarnes.bsky.social
writer/producer: Comedy Central, The Tonight Show, Nickelodeon. LATEST PROJECT → @judgetravis.bsky.social
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give this woman her damn Emmy
November 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
give this woman her damn Emmy
food is so cooked right now
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
food is so cooked right now
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
Thanksgiving is so American that i can’t even remember the fake version of the story
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Thanksgiving is so American that i can’t even remember the fake version of the story
woah, guys, what is comedies had wacky music?
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
woah, guys, what is comedies had wacky music?
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It makes you start dancing and saying "Pollo Plátano".
i know they never say it in Harry Potter but “El Pollo Loco” is definitely a spell
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It makes you start dancing and saying "Pollo Plátano".
i know they never say it in Harry Potter but “El Pollo Loco” is definitely a spell
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i know they never say it in Harry Potter but “El Pollo Loco” is definitely a spell
James Cameron getting high and watching ROOTS
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
James Cameron getting high and watching ROOTS
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Anyway, can't believe St. Paul Police are acting like this on the eve of their holiest day (the release of another Zootopia movie)
www.fox9.com/news/st-paul...
www.fox9.com/news/st-paul...
St. Paul police screen 'Zootopia' as part of anti-bias training
More than 800 employees of the St. Paul Police Department recent went through their annual equity training.
www.fox9.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Anyway, can't believe St. Paul Police are acting like this on the eve of their holiest day (the release of another Zootopia movie)
www.fox9.com/news/st-paul...
www.fox9.com/news/st-paul...
damn, i want to be famous but i don’t want to eat hot wings and cry in front of a British dude to prove it
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
damn, i want to be famous but i don’t want to eat hot wings and cry in front of a British dude to prove it
comedians are chaotic monks on an eternal search for the third, funnier thing
November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
comedians are chaotic monks on an eternal search for the third, funnier thing
say it loud! I’M BLACK AND I’M PROUD!
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
say it loud! I’M BLACK AND I’M PROUD!
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@sbworkersunited.org have launched the biggest open-ended strike in Starbucks history, fighting for fair wages and against unfair labor practices. We all need to stand in solidarity with striking workers. DON'T BUY STARBUCKS FOR THE DURATION OF THE STRIKE. #NoContractNoCoffee
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
@sbworkersunited.org have launched the biggest open-ended strike in Starbucks history, fighting for fair wages and against unfair labor practices. We all need to stand in solidarity with striking workers. DON'T BUY STARBUCKS FOR THE DURATION OF THE STRIKE. #NoContractNoCoffee
when they hand me two Canada Drys
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
when they hand me two Canada Drys
as the days go on it is kinda weird not knowing the exact minutia of what’s happening in Marc Maron’s life
November 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
as the days go on it is kinda weird not knowing the exact minutia of what’s happening in Marc Maron’s life
really glad Parliament/Funkadelic didn’t go with “Platonic Frog”
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
really glad Parliament/Funkadelic didn’t go with “Platonic Frog”
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Note to self: stop referring to steroid injections for inflammation as back shots.
Texting friends "I don't know if I'll be up for hanging out, I'm getting back shots on Friday" sounds way different than you intended.
Texting friends "I don't know if I'll be up for hanging out, I'm getting back shots on Friday" sounds way different than you intended.
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Note to self: stop referring to steroid injections for inflammation as back shots.
Texting friends "I don't know if I'll be up for hanging out, I'm getting back shots on Friday" sounds way different than you intended.
Texting friends "I don't know if I'll be up for hanging out, I'm getting back shots on Friday" sounds way different than you intended.
the kinda “Black Friday” i’m talking about rolls up on Saturday
November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
the kinda “Black Friday” i’m talking about rolls up on Saturday
just thinking about the husky person assigned to work at NPR’s “tiny desk”
November 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
just thinking about the husky person assigned to work at NPR’s “tiny desk”
why is Jerry Stiller one of the Blackest people i can think of? forever invited to the heavenly cookout
November 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
why is Jerry Stiller one of the Blackest people i can think of? forever invited to the heavenly cookout
a tiny square tv in the kitchen would solve everything
November 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
a tiny square tv in the kitchen would solve everything
this season of ‘The Morning Show’ should win the award for Best Non-Batman Show That Could Easily Have Batman In It
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
this season of ‘The Morning Show’ should win the award for Best Non-Batman Show That Could Easily Have Batman In It
yur wife, Raz, is hot, Village Idiot
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
yur wife, Raz, is hot, Village Idiot
the only acceptable way to mispronounce Zohran’s last name is Hot Mami.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
the only acceptable way to mispronounce Zohran’s last name is Hot Mami.