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November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
is there a country where pause can be permanent? Oh, in Russia? Hmmm.
Hang on, a pause is by definition temporary. Permanent is the opposite of temporary. “Permanent pause” is an oxymoron, a contradiction. If you want to be president of the US, don’t you think you should learn English, @realDonaldTrump ?
November 28, 2025 at 12:32 PM
she's very good.
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Is the Lawbstaw trap in a pawking lot where they pawk the caws?
Trying to convince my sister to go see Stavvy with me in Boston.

And then the lobster trap Christmas tree.
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
It makes you start dancing and saying "Pollo Plátano".
i know they never say it in Harry Potter but “El Pollo Loco” is definitely a spell
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Look at this photo of this dainty boy-man. Never did a tough thing in his life. In fact, whenever something tough came along, he relied on his daddy and connections and money to duck his responsibilities. Donald Duck. He should be lobbying Hollywood for more cartoons.
November 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
egrets, I've had a few. But then again, too few to mention. But I just did. Sooooo, I guess they were worth mentioning. Oh my yes. Delicious. And sexy.
LA River, Glendale Narrows, egrets, horses, sunlight, clear day...

The serenity I need before the holiday. 😎
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Being houseless is not the same as being homeless.
Kevin Spacey recently shared he was "living in hotels," prompting speculation that the disgraced Hollywood actor was near houselessness.
Kevin Spacey speaks out on homelessness rumors
Kevin Spacey recently shared he was "living in hotels," prompting speculation that the disgraced Hollywood actor was near houselessness.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
annnnd... the next step is into the freezer with them until you have enough 'old friends' to make banana bread.
Old friends are like bananas, they get sweeter with time and they are starting to look a little rough.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
What the actual fuck is wrong with the U.S.? THE PRESIDENT is calling for the execution of elected members - and it's pretty much crickets. A nation cowed. Forget sheep. And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Come on man. Mott the Hoople Live or Ian Hunter, Welcome to the Club are the best live albums. Or do you mean by Genesis... in which case, of course. Oh, Rory Gallagher Irish Tour... man... so many choices.
November 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
And the staff dress as super heros or as their fave soup and sandwich combos. Cool. While we're on the topic, in Ontario, there is a town called Harriston. But the Ford dealership is NOT called Harriston Ford. It's called Leslie Ford or some such crap. Missed opportunity. Imagine sales staff dressed
Big sandwich lunch spot called Soup or Hero
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
As would "Quiet Piggy".
“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I‘m up for applying for drunk/stoned uncle, taking command of the stereo and playing obscure classic rock like Lou Reed’s live Take No Prisoners and the More soundtrack by Pink Floyd and Mott the Hoople’s Brain Capers. Before offering to play hide and seek with the kids, going into the basement,
Determined to enjoy the holidays this year. That's why I'm holding New Family Auditions.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
But she's on his thigh, not his butt...
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 AM
So I have theories. One is Trump wants to trash the economy and the dollar. Then he can force the government to adopt crypto as the “new/better currency”. With the economy in disarray, he can then snatch up real estate and corporations at bargain prices. Crypto will take over state governments.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I think you’d fit quite a few molehills into a teapot. Maybe a tempest in a teacup. A tiny teacup. Not as small as a mole’s teacup though. That’s very small. A thimble would be like a mall to a molehill when compared to a teacup for a mole. Look at their little dirt digging hands - tiny!
You're making a mountain out of a molehill here. Are you familiar with molehills? They're quite small. Ok, picture a tempest in a teapot. A tempest is like a big storm but teapots? Small as a molehill.
November 10, 2025 at 1:40 PM
If we’re lucky, we live in a slippery world. And for those who don’t live in such luxury, there’s K-Y.
about time to get myself one of those cool watches with the oh-no-i-fell-down alarms that alert the paramedics or a family member, we live in a slippery world
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
If it wasn’t it would be unbearable.
This is adorable bur it is a bear.
Life is a struggle, but when you have those that you admire, you can find the joys in life that makes the struggle bearable.

BTW, I'm making a mini of you for D&D.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Ah, so he's trying to make the Chinese beer taste like American beer by warming it in his armpit...
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
he should include a free tube of Squeeze a Snack in every outfit and a pocket full of crackers.
if someone is willing to pay for the products, i'd be willing to purchase these items, deconstruct them, and give them to expert tailors, shoemakers, and craftspeople for review. i will also see if i can track down the factories. i would be interested to know if these items are made in the US
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Listening to Lyndon Watts playing W. A. Mozart's Bassoon Concerto in B♭ Major KV. 191 and getting all bassooned up. Oh yeah... that IS a bassoon in my pocket and it is uncomfortably sexy.
Getting horned up (listening to Herb Alpert)
November 5, 2025 at 8:04 PM
What about - My pleasuring!?
Looking for a new way to respond to thank you texts

My pleasure - perverted
You got it! - overeager
You're welcome - smug, self-satisfied
No problem - defensive
👍 - aggressive
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Punk? Mott the Hoople covering Little Richard on a Paris television station in 1971. Warning - the f-bomb is dropped at the beginning.
youtu.be/-s2KoQfQFW4
Mott The Hoople - Keep A-Knockin' (Paris, France: 29.09.1971)
YouTube video by Igor's Rock Universe
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November 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Alias Nick Lowe.
New cat in the family! Meet Basher, my son's Bengal/tabby mix.
November 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM