Janette Moser
@mjmoser.bsky.social
Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑
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“Americans spent the most ever this Black Friday!”
First off, I’m not sure I even believe that.
But the increasing amount of spending year over year isn’t because we’re fuckin balling out, it’s because everything fucking costs more. Because these fucks are greedy as hell.
First off, I’m not sure I even believe that.
But the increasing amount of spending year over year isn’t because we’re fuckin balling out, it’s because everything fucking costs more. Because these fucks are greedy as hell.
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
“Americans spent the most ever this Black Friday!”
First off, I’m not sure I even believe that.
But the increasing amount of spending year over year isn’t because we’re fuckin balling out, it’s because everything fucking costs more. Because these fucks are greedy as hell.
First off, I’m not sure I even believe that.
But the increasing amount of spending year over year isn’t because we’re fuckin balling out, it’s because everything fucking costs more. Because these fucks are greedy as hell.
Hey white people, this is why everyone thinks we’re dirty. What the FUCK.
Also, wash your fuckin legs.
Also, wash your fuckin legs.
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Hey white people, this is why everyone thinks we’re dirty. What the FUCK.
Also, wash your fuckin legs.
Also, wash your fuckin legs.
Why is it that the only place to actually get Black Friday deals is TikTok?
WHY?! Like, is that not fucking insane?
WHY?! Like, is that not fucking insane?
November 30, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why is it that the only place to actually get Black Friday deals is TikTok?
WHY?! Like, is that not fucking insane?
WHY?! Like, is that not fucking insane?
It’s dangerous to go alone…take this.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s dangerous to go alone…take this.
I’m going to walk into traffic
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I’m going to walk into traffic
Cookie butter cold brew is back.
a man with blood on his face is talking into a microphone while wearing a mullet .
ALT: a man with blood on his face is talking into a microphone while wearing a mullet .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Cookie butter cold brew is back.
18 down. 30 to go.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
18 down. 30 to go.
Based on my feed tonight, you all Would Not Like my takes on college football lmao.
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Based on my feed tonight, you all Would Not Like my takes on college football lmao.
Not even impressive. Disappointed in myself.
@mjmoser.bsky.social has swears! They've used 2,242 profanities in their last 12,323 posts.
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🥉 "shit" (362 times)
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November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Not even impressive. Disappointed in myself.
And because the mayor and governor are both black, which is not the narrative they want.
"Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott (D), who was first elected in 2020, has brought the city’s homicide rate down by treating violent crime as a public health crisis... a symptom of multiple factors, including racism, poverty, and past violence."
National media ignores this bc the solution isn't police.
National media ignores this bc the solution isn't police.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
And because the mayor and governor are both black, which is not the narrative they want.
Giving Nancy Reagan a run for her money.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Giving Nancy Reagan a run for her money.
Eight hours down. Forty to go.
November 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Eight hours down. Forty to go.
So a junior in college wrote a religious opinion piece at an 8th grade level and is shocked and appalled that she failed?
Sounds like she wants a participation trophy.
Sounds like she wants a participation trophy.
OU student says essay grade was a violation of her rights. Read the essay
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OU student says essay grade was a violation of her rights. Read the essay
In the essay, she wrote traditional gender roles should not be considered stereotypes. What do you think? Read the full essay and professor responses here.
www.yahoo.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So a junior in college wrote a religious opinion piece at an 8th grade level and is shocked and appalled that she failed?
Sounds like she wants a participation trophy.
Sounds like she wants a participation trophy.
I wish people would better delineate between psychological dependence vs physical addiction where you will go through withdrawal and possibly die if not managed properly.
We shouldn’t frame this as if marijuana is the same as opioids or alcohol. Because it’s not.
We shouldn’t frame this as if marijuana is the same as opioids or alcohol. Because it’s not.
More people are addicted to marijuana, but fewer are seeking help, experts say
More people are addicted to marijuana, but fewer are seeking help, experts say
Pot use among young adults reached historic levels in recent years, according to a federally supported survey.
buff.ly
November 29, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I wish people would better delineate between psychological dependence vs physical addiction where you will go through withdrawal and possibly die if not managed properly.
We shouldn’t frame this as if marijuana is the same as opioids or alcohol. Because it’s not.
We shouldn’t frame this as if marijuana is the same as opioids or alcohol. Because it’s not.
This reminds me of when I got called a fat slob for eating a lobster roll.
Bluesky repliers really can manage to be annoying about anything
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This reminds me of when I got called a fat slob for eating a lobster roll.
Elf on the Shelf looks like too much fucking homework.
Also kinda weird.
Also kinda weird.
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Elf on the Shelf looks like too much fucking homework.
Also kinda weird.
Also kinda weird.
Didn’t watch the parade yesterday so I’m just catching up and this is a millennial fever dream. Like Hammerjacks in 2004.
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Didn’t watch the parade yesterday so I’m just catching up and this is a millennial fever dream. Like Hammerjacks in 2004.
Bread pudding: what if French toast but without the weird egg taste
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bread pudding: what if French toast but without the weird egg taste
I’m single handedly gonna keep Ocean Spray in the black this weekend.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m single handedly gonna keep Ocean Spray in the black this weekend.
Maryland: dominates the Olympics and also the puppy Olympics.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Maryland: dominates the Olympics and also the puppy Olympics.
I regret to inform you all that Beyoncé’s edge drops are expensive but that they also smell very good.
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I regret to inform you all that Beyoncé’s edge drops are expensive but that they also smell very good.
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
Happy Absurd Sweater Szn to all who observe.
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy Absurd Sweater Szn to all who observe.
Trying to convince my sister to go see Stavvy with me in Boston.
And then the lobster trap Christmas tree.
And then the lobster trap Christmas tree.
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Trying to convince my sister to go see Stavvy with me in Boston.
And then the lobster trap Christmas tree.
And then the lobster trap Christmas tree.