Janette Moser
@mjmoser.bsky.social
Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑
Turns out we all ended up as adults with no shame and somehow also a corgi. Or two.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Turns out we all ended up as adults with no shame and somehow also a corgi. Or two.
Maryland: dominates the Olympics and also the puppy Olympics.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Maryland: dominates the Olympics and also the puppy Olympics.
Like I was going to let the fact that they’re all emotionally unavailable stop me. This is just a little war of attrition. A challenge, as it were.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Like I was going to let the fact that they’re all emotionally unavailable stop me. This is just a little war of attrition. A challenge, as it were.
We’re also not here to placate anyone’s bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
We’re also not here to placate anyone’s bullshit.
Mayor Scott is the best thing that’s happened to Baltimore and yet the gerontocracy won’t get out of the way and let millennials lead.
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Mayor Scott is the best thing that’s happened to Baltimore and yet the gerontocracy won’t get out of the way and let millennials lead.
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!