Janette Moser
@mjmoser.bsky.social
Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑
Turns out we all ended up as adults with no shame and somehow also a corgi. Or two.
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Turns out we all ended up as adults with no shame and somehow also a corgi. Or two.
Which is brave of me honestly because I am on death’s door.
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Which is brave of me honestly because I am on death’s door.
Maryland: dominates the Olympics and also the puppy Olympics.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Maryland: dominates the Olympics and also the puppy Olympics.
I also adore the one in Cape Porpoise ME. Dartmouth buoy tree as a bonus.
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I also adore the one in Cape Porpoise ME. Dartmouth buoy tree as a bonus.
I liked the Gloucester one better when it was downtown instead of out by the coast guard station but it is what it is.
November 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I liked the Gloucester one better when it was downtown instead of out by the coast guard station but it is what it is.
Happy Absurd Sweater Szn to all who observe.
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy Absurd Sweater Szn to all who observe.
Like I was going to let the fact that they’re all emotionally unavailable stop me. This is just a little war of attrition. A challenge, as it were.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Like I was going to let the fact that they’re all emotionally unavailable stop me. This is just a little war of attrition. A challenge, as it were.
Whatchu know about a cardigan?
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Whatchu know about a cardigan?
Why enjoy the benefits of living in one of the richest states in the country when you could instead live in one of the poorest?
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Why enjoy the benefits of living in one of the richest states in the country when you could instead live in one of the poorest?
We’re also not here to placate anyone’s bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
We’re also not here to placate anyone’s bullshit.
Mayor Scott is the best thing that’s happened to Baltimore and yet the gerontocracy won’t get out of the way and let millennials lead.
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Mayor Scott is the best thing that’s happened to Baltimore and yet the gerontocracy won’t get out of the way and let millennials lead.
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!
I feel too many competing feelings.
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I feel too many competing feelings.
AND YET I REMAIN LOBSTERLESS
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
AND YET I REMAIN LOBSTERLESS
Oh my god you guys.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Oh my god you guys.
Well at least I’m benefiting in the long run.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Well at least I’m benefiting in the long run.