Janette Moser
@mjmoser.bsky.social
Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑
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Didn’t watch the parade yesterday so I’m just catching up and this is a millennial fever dream. Like Hammerjacks in 2004.
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Didn’t watch the parade yesterday so I’m just catching up and this is a millennial fever dream. Like Hammerjacks in 2004.
Bread pudding: what if French toast but without the weird egg taste
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Bread pudding: what if French toast but without the weird egg taste
I’m single handedly gonna keep Ocean Spray in the black this weekend.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m single handedly gonna keep Ocean Spray in the black this weekend.
Maryland: dominates the Olympics and also the puppy Olympics.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Maryland: dominates the Olympics and also the puppy Olympics.
I regret to inform you all that Beyoncé’s edge drops are expensive but that they also smell very good.
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
November 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I regret to inform you all that Beyoncé’s edge drops are expensive but that they also smell very good.
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
Happy Absurd Sweater Szn to all who observe.
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Happy Absurd Sweater Szn to all who observe.
Trying to convince my sister to go see Stavvy with me in Boston.
And then the lobster trap Christmas tree.
And then the lobster trap Christmas tree.
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Trying to convince my sister to go see Stavvy with me in Boston.
And then the lobster trap Christmas tree.
And then the lobster trap Christmas tree.
It pains me to say it but go Cowboys.
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It pains me to say it but go Cowboys.
I’m off today so you know what? Go ahead, let’s just see what happens. Make sure to film it.
November 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m off today so you know what? Go ahead, let’s just see what happens. Make sure to film it.
Framber Valdez? The guy who can’t control his outbursts on the field and also hits his catcher? Cool. Awesome. Love that.
Seems like a pretty terrible fucking match for a team that thrives on vibes and basically nothing else.
Seems like a pretty terrible fucking match for a team that thrives on vibes and basically nothing else.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Framber Valdez? The guy who can’t control his outbursts on the field and also hits his catcher? Cool. Awesome. Love that.
Seems like a pretty terrible fucking match for a team that thrives on vibes and basically nothing else.
Seems like a pretty terrible fucking match for a team that thrives on vibes and basically nothing else.
Reposted by Janette Moser
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It was fun watching the hopecore that Elias would actually sign Dylan Cease.
You all must’ve not spent four decades being mentally terrorized by that organization yet.
You all must’ve not spent four decades being mentally terrorized by that organization yet.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It was fun watching the hopecore that Elias would actually sign Dylan Cease.
You all must’ve not spent four decades being mentally terrorized by that organization yet.
You all must’ve not spent four decades being mentally terrorized by that organization yet.
Like I was going to let the fact that they’re all emotionally unavailable stop me. This is just a little war of attrition. A challenge, as it were.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Like I was going to let the fact that they’re all emotionally unavailable stop me. This is just a little war of attrition. A challenge, as it were.
Whatchu know about a cardigan?
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Whatchu know about a cardigan?
Why enjoy the benefits of living in one of the richest states in the country when you could instead live in one of the poorest?
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Why enjoy the benefits of living in one of the richest states in the country when you could instead live in one of the poorest?
Here’s a link to the entire piece, which is fantastic.
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Here’s a link to the entire piece, which is fantastic.
Mayor Scott is the best thing that’s happened to Baltimore and yet the gerontocracy won’t get out of the way and let millennials lead.
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Mayor Scott is the best thing that’s happened to Baltimore and yet the gerontocracy won’t get out of the way and let millennials lead.
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!
Mayor Wu, Mayor Scott, Mayor Elect Mamdani, etc…. we’re real fucking effective when given the opportunity!
LT: I put the kettle on because it’s just about tea time for you.
Thank god there’s someone here to keep me straight.
Thank god there’s someone here to keep me straight.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
LT: I put the kettle on because it’s just about tea time for you.
Thank god there’s someone here to keep me straight.
Thank god there’s someone here to keep me straight.
Anyways it would be very funny if Erika Kirk is actually pregnant.
I love mess.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Anyways it would be very funny if Erika Kirk is actually pregnant.
Pumpkin pie, bad.
Sweet potato casserole, bad.
Glazed carrots, bad.
Orange vegetables in general, bad.
Sweet potato casserole, bad.
Glazed carrots, bad.
Orange vegetables in general, bad.
November 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Pumpkin pie, bad.
Sweet potato casserole, bad.
Glazed carrots, bad.
Orange vegetables in general, bad.
Sweet potato casserole, bad.
Glazed carrots, bad.
Orange vegetables in general, bad.
I also block women who go online to bitch about their husbands and then when the internet agrees with them and goes “yea he really sucks and you should leave him” they come back with “WELL YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE HE’S ACTUALLY AN AMAZING HUSBAND AND FATHER.”
Girl if you like it I love it, now hush.
Girl if you like it I love it, now hush.
I block so easy and so often I just blocked a guy from DC on TikTok shitting on BWI.
Honestly, blocking people from DC who are both loud and wrong is one of my favorite things.
Honestly, blocking people from DC who are both loud and wrong is one of my favorite things.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I also block women who go online to bitch about their husbands and then when the internet agrees with them and goes “yea he really sucks and you should leave him” they come back with “WELL YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE HE’S ACTUALLY AN AMAZING HUSBAND AND FATHER.”
Girl if you like it I love it, now hush.
Girl if you like it I love it, now hush.
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I spent several minutes trying to figure out what state or nation's flag this dunkin' donuts flying next to the american flag, and then the wind blew it out and it was the red sox
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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