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Crusty Tom
@crustytom.bsky.social
if you know someone who has no bones, put them in a greased bundt pan. They love it. Make sure it's the proper way up. Like this:
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Mine’s bigger. This is just the head!
June 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Bruce Springsteen grabs Trump right by the pussy.
May 16, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Not all heroes wear scapes... but this one does. And he battles vampires with impunity...
April 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Could be related?
April 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM