ChefMagenta
@magentakoru.bsky.social
Hello! Chef. Leftie. Hammer. Skater. Sussex by the sea. No Terfs/Transphobes please. She/her.
It's not my birthday today 😕
Also not so recently single. Form a queue, lads.
It's not my birthday today 😕
Also not so recently single. Form a queue, lads.
Hmmm. Woke up feeling a bit under the weather but was going to go to work. Just been very sick so definitely not going in. Annoying.
December 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Hmmm. Woke up feeling a bit under the weather but was going to go to work. Just been very sick so definitely not going in. Annoying.
What is a small (cracker sized ish) present that would please a child between age 2 and 12? I can only think of sweets and small action figures.
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
What is a small (cracker sized ish) present that would please a child between age 2 and 12? I can only think of sweets and small action figures.
Eating pheasant for lunch like a total boss.
a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is holding a magazine and says boss lady .
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat is holding a magazine and says boss lady .
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December 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Eating pheasant for lunch like a total boss.
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My town isn't known for its art or poetry but sometimes a rare gem arises.
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My town isn't known for its art or poetry but sometimes a rare gem arises.
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Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Streeting to next launch inquiry into “over-diagnosis” of left-handedness.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
“Never used to be like this,” he insists.
Waiting for someone to turn up for something I'm 99.9% sure they won't turn up for. I've got to wait about 15m. I don't mind, I always appreciate a sit down.
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Waiting for someone to turn up for something I'm 99.9% sure they won't turn up for. I've got to wait about 15m. I don't mind, I always appreciate a sit down.
Bloody hell. No wonder it's so expensive to live in London.
Europe Divided Into Areas With An Economy Equal In Size To London
Source: merchantmachine.co.uk/europ...
Source: merchantmachine.co.uk/europ...
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Bloody hell. No wonder it's so expensive to live in London.
I had a dream last night where I went to see my ex and he was nice to me and the kids and I ended up thanking him for it and woke up totally discombobulated. It never happened and never will happen.
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I had a dream last night where I went to see my ex and he was nice to me and the kids and I ended up thanking him for it and woke up totally discombobulated. It never happened and never will happen.
Morning all. Been awake since 5.20 but got up and used the time productively (drank tea) 😁
Got my smear this morning OH JOY but am also hugely grateful for the cancer screening we have here. I have been screened for lung and bowel in the last month as well. Big up the #NHS
Have a good day folks.
Got my smear this morning OH JOY but am also hugely grateful for the cancer screening we have here. I have been screened for lung and bowel in the last month as well. Big up the #NHS
Have a good day folks.
December 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Morning all. Been awake since 5.20 but got up and used the time productively (drank tea) 😁
Got my smear this morning OH JOY but am also hugely grateful for the cancer screening we have here. I have been screened for lung and bowel in the last month as well. Big up the #NHS
Have a good day folks.
Got my smear this morning OH JOY but am also hugely grateful for the cancer screening we have here. I have been screened for lung and bowel in the last month as well. Big up the #NHS
Have a good day folks.
Good morning. Less than 2 hours into my working week I've decided to resign.
I've got a review before Xmas and if I don't get the reassurance I need I'll resign then. Wish me luck.
I've got a review before Xmas and if I don't get the reassurance I need I'll resign then. Wish me luck.
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Good morning. Less than 2 hours into my working week I've decided to resign.
I've got a review before Xmas and if I don't get the reassurance I need I'll resign then. Wish me luck.
I've got a review before Xmas and if I don't get the reassurance I need I'll resign then. Wish me luck.
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I had a strange dream that all of us who are friends with the most wonderful @wombat37.bsky.social were all at the hospital to see him, but there were hundreds of us so we just linked arms and formed an enormous circle around the hospital and the city, to show our love. Woke up all tearful. 💜💜
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I had a strange dream that all of us who are friends with the most wonderful @wombat37.bsky.social were all at the hospital to see him, but there were hundreds of us so we just linked arms and formed an enormous circle around the hospital and the city, to show our love. Woke up all tearful. 💜💜
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Friends of @wombat37.bsky.social unite!
By quote reposting this, I’m hoping to make a virtual chain of people around Wombie. Full of love and happy memories of this great friend of ours, so he can feel us making a huge circle of love and care around him.
Are you in?
#CirleofLoveForWombie
By quote reposting this, I’m hoping to make a virtual chain of people around Wombie. Full of love and happy memories of this great friend of ours, so he can feel us making a huge circle of love and care around him.
Are you in?
#CirleofLoveForWombie
a black and white photo of a couple holding hands .
ALT: a black and white photo of a couple holding hands .
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December 7, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Friends of @wombat37.bsky.social unite!
By quote reposting this, I’m hoping to make a virtual chain of people around Wombie. Full of love and happy memories of this great friend of ours, so he can feel us making a huge circle of love and care around him.
Are you in?
#CirleofLoveForWombie
By quote reposting this, I’m hoping to make a virtual chain of people around Wombie. Full of love and happy memories of this great friend of ours, so he can feel us making a huge circle of love and care around him.
Are you in?
#CirleofLoveForWombie
Just been to see @thewombat.bsky.social . He was on fine form! So glad I got the chance to say hi.
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Just been to see @thewombat.bsky.social . He was on fine form! So glad I got the chance to say hi.
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BBC recap fella losing his mind here
December 5, 2025 at 6:16 PM
BBC recap fella losing his mind here
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Evening folk. I'm in that north. Salford to be precise. And very nice it is too, although I've only seen the interior of my daughter's flat. Still. Skating and Christmas Market tomorrow! 👍🏼
December 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Evening folk. I'm in that north. Salford to be precise. And very nice it is too, although I've only seen the interior of my daughter's flat. Still. Skating and Christmas Market tomorrow! 👍🏼
Morning all. Got up in the night to go to the loo and saw the double lunar halo. It was incredible, I've never seen anything like it. The pictures don't do it justice. It was really sharp and bright and was blue inside surrounded by an orange ring.
Thank you bladder.
www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...
Thank you bladder.
www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...
Stargazers enjoy lunar halo and Northern Lights across the UK
BBC Weather Watchers capture double celestial display on Wednesday night with stunning photos.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Morning all. Got up in the night to go to the loo and saw the double lunar halo. It was incredible, I've never seen anything like it. The pictures don't do it justice. It was really sharp and bright and was blue inside surrounded by an orange ring.
Thank you bladder.
www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...
Thank you bladder.
www.bbc.co.uk/weather/arti...
My 20yo son beat you all.
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
My 20yo son beat you all.
I need your help bluesky hive mind. I do a quiz on fun facts I've learned this year for my family every Xmas. Just 10 questions but I've only got 9 so far this year. Any cool facts anyone learned this year that they want to share? Not geography, I've got too many already.
December 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I need your help bluesky hive mind. I do a quiz on fun facts I've learned this year for my family every Xmas. Just 10 questions but I've only got 9 so far this year. Any cool facts anyone learned this year that they want to share? Not geography, I've got too many already.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Certainly my today philosophy. My colleague said at lunchtime we're exactly half way through the week and I said Is that all? 😂
Certainly my today philosophy. My colleague said at lunchtime we're exactly half way through the week and I said Is that all? 😂
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Certainly my today philosophy. My colleague said at lunchtime we're exactly half way through the week and I said Is that all? 😂
Certainly my today philosophy. My colleague said at lunchtime we're exactly half way through the week and I said Is that all? 😂
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1979:
Smash Hits Volume 20, page 12
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-1979-09-06#page/n11
Smash Hits Volume 20, page 12
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-1979-09-06#page/n11
December 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
1979:
Smash Hits Volume 20, page 12
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-1979-09-06#page/n11
Smash Hits Volume 20, page 12
Full mag --> https://archive.org/stream/smash-hits-1979-09-06#page/n11
Whamaggedoned by my manager of all people. 🫤 she had a good ticking off.
December 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Whamaggedoned by my manager of all people. 🫤 she had a good ticking off.