Lawrence 'Toenzy' Collins
@toenzy.bsky.social
Geospatial grunt. Newt aficionado. Atrocious writer. Terrible musician. God-awful artist.
And yet, I persist.
Observably 33.
And yet, I persist.
Observably 33.
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A weapon to surpass Warwolf
September 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A weapon to surpass Warwolf
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Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
KINGOOOOOOOOOOO
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Eating the AI art in protest is ironically more Art than whatever the fuck the ai guy was doing
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Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
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a US tech company who's UK division is headed up by the grandson of Oswald Fucking Mosley, our most famous fascist.
Palantir was a warning sign.
Keir Starmer choosing to hand our data and security to US tech companies is an outrageous failure of judgment.
All in the name of "investment." What about national security?
Keir Starmer choosing to hand our data and security to US tech companies is an outrageous failure of judgment.
All in the name of "investment." What about national security?
January 18, 2026 at 7:43 AM
a US tech company who's UK division is headed up by the grandson of Oswald Fucking Mosley, our most famous fascist.
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
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Keir Starmer did everything he could to be US poodle and his strategy has ended in total humiliation. Both him and Farage are puppets of a hostile foreign nation.
It's obvious that if someone is a bully - you don't just keep appeasing them.
Disastrous strategy by Labour.
It's obvious that if someone is a bully - you don't just keep appeasing them.
Disastrous strategy by Labour.
January 17, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Keir Starmer did everything he could to be US poodle and his strategy has ended in total humiliation. Both him and Farage are puppets of a hostile foreign nation.
It's obvious that if someone is a bully - you don't just keep appeasing them.
Disastrous strategy by Labour.
It's obvious that if someone is a bully - you don't just keep appeasing them.
Disastrous strategy by Labour.
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I'm dying this is the funniest thing I've seen THE LOCAL NEWS do in years.
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I'm dying this is the funniest thing I've seen THE LOCAL NEWS do in years.
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"Anything Donald Trump says should be a concern for us all.
Keir Starmer should actually get a back bone and stand up to Donald Trump." - Mothin Ali
#BBCAQ
Keir Starmer should actually get a back bone and stand up to Donald Trump." - Mothin Ali
#BBCAQ
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
"Anything Donald Trump says should be a concern for us all.
Keir Starmer should actually get a back bone and stand up to Donald Trump." - Mothin Ali
#BBCAQ
Keir Starmer should actually get a back bone and stand up to Donald Trump." - Mothin Ali
#BBCAQ
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the entire population of England in 1086 will return in... Avengers Domesday
January 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
the entire population of England in 1086 will return in... Avengers Domesday
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Brilliant Brighton welcomes visitors, but who wants to come and see us looking like an oppressive police state?
Sussex Police, with no legal basis, has put live facial recognition vans on our streets. As MP, I will stand up to its unlawful use, and vote against this intrusive tech in Parliament.
Sussex Police, with no legal basis, has put live facial recognition vans on our streets. As MP, I will stand up to its unlawful use, and vote against this intrusive tech in Parliament.
Live facial recognition vans launched in Sussex and Surrey
https://www.newsbeep.com/249108/
Sian Berry, the Green MP for Brighton Pavilion, criticised the technology as “incredibly intrusive” and called for greater…
https://www.newsbeep.com/249108/
Sian Berry, the Green MP for Brighton Pavilion, criticised the technology as “incredibly intrusive” and called for greater…
Live facial recognition vans launched in Sussex and Surrey - News Beep
Sian Berry, the Green MP for Brighton Pavilion, criticised the technology as "incredibly intrusive" and called for greater debate about its use before it was
www.newsbeep.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Brilliant Brighton welcomes visitors, but who wants to come and see us looking like an oppressive police state?
Sussex Police, with no legal basis, has put live facial recognition vans on our streets. As MP, I will stand up to its unlawful use, and vote against this intrusive tech in Parliament.
Sussex Police, with no legal basis, has put live facial recognition vans on our streets. As MP, I will stand up to its unlawful use, and vote against this intrusive tech in Parliament.
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The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money
I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money
no new pictures, where are you at mentally?
January 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
no new pictures, where are you at mentally?
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we never got to perform our beautiful dance together, sir. I’m sorry, I was too busy living a life I love. Some day, I will find a way to make it up to you
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
we never got to perform our beautiful dance together, sir. I’m sorry, I was too busy living a life I love. Some day, I will find a way to make it up to you
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-human tries to use art to perfectly communicate something they see or feel
-they fail
-in failing, their fingerprints get all over the art
-other humans see the fingerprints and find them beautiful, learn something unexpected about the human that created the art which is beautiful
-they fail
-in failing, their fingerprints get all over the art
-other humans see the fingerprints and find them beautiful, learn something unexpected about the human that created the art which is beautiful
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 PM
-human tries to use art to perfectly communicate something they see or feel
-they fail
-in failing, their fingerprints get all over the art
-other humans see the fingerprints and find them beautiful, learn something unexpected about the human that created the art which is beautiful
-they fail
-in failing, their fingerprints get all over the art
-other humans see the fingerprints and find them beautiful, learn something unexpected about the human that created the art which is beautiful
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Don’t live your life being a shit and maybe people won’t remember you in death in the worst way possible. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Don’t live your life being a shit and maybe people won’t remember you in death in the worst way possible. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
My Chocobo bundle was delayed by several weeks, but er.... it was very worth the wait.
January 13, 2026 at 7:06 PM
My Chocobo bundle was delayed by several weeks, but er.... it was very worth the wait.
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Take a moment to lower your blood pressure with this one.
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Take a moment to lower your blood pressure with this one.
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I don’t know Kemi. If the ministry of sound projected child porn on its walls I think we might shut it down
Kemi going to bat for the non-consensual, violent, child porn app formerly known as X.
January 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I don’t know Kemi. If the ministry of sound projected child porn on its walls I think we might shut it down
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one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
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If you play videogames you get it.
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 AM
If you play videogames you get it.
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words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian
January 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian
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Brutal ventilation -- for the electricity substations in the basement of this Met Police building.
January 11, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Brutal ventilation -- for the electricity substations in the basement of this Met Police building.